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The hero GAF deserves: GAFman

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RyanardoDaVinci

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With those new rules, I was thinking of doing a little strip along the lines of Odin stripping Thor of his powers and casting him out, something like:

Google: GAFman, you have betrayed the express command of your King. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war!
[he steps forward to stand in front of GAFman]
Google: You are unworthy of these realms! You are unworthy of your title!
[he strips him of his medals and cape]
Google: You're unworthy...of the loved ones you have betrayed.

Google: I now take from you, you're power!
[he takes GAFman's hammer]
Google: In the name of my father!
[with GAFman's hammer he destroys the shield on one of Thor's arm]
Google: And his father before!
[he destroys the other shield on GAFman's arm]
Google: I, Google, All-Father, curse you out!
[with GAFman's hammer he banishes GAFman out of the internet]

But with words more accurately reflecting the changes.
 
Tornado Condor

Tornado Condor

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Raelson said:
Why hasn't anyone reposted this? lol

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I lauged. Hard.
 
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Esch

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RyanardoDaVinci said:
With those new rules, I was thinking of doing a little strip along the lines of Odin stripping Thor of his powers and casting him out, something like:

Google: GAFman, you have betrayed the express command of your King. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war!
[he steps forward to stand in front of GAFman]
Google: You are unworthy of these realms! You are unworthy of your title!
[he strips him of his medals and cape]
Google: You're unworthy...of the loved ones you have betrayed.

Google: I now take from you, you're power!
[he takes GAFman's hammer]
Google: In the name of my father!
[with GAFman's hammer he destroys the shield on one of Thor's arm]
Google: And his father before!
[he destroys the other shield on GAFman's arm]
Google: I, Google, All-Father, curse you out!
[with GAFman's hammer he banishes GAFman out of the internet]

But with words more accurately reflecting the changes.
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beautiful
 
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Staccat0

Fail out bailed
Power:
Bullshit detection: GAF man knows a lie when he hears one...

Minor Villains:
Fan Boy: A homicidal maniac forever trapped in the body of an innocent looking school boy. He is known for choosing random causes, corporations and super villains to which he devotes his life. Once Fan Boy becomes loyal to an idea, cause or villain he will murder anyone who crosses it in even the most minor way with his weapon of choice... bladed iron hand fans. With his disarming looks, irrational rage and lethal fans, Fan Boy is a formidable henchman, but his loyalty is also his greatest weakness.

Parallax said:
would the white knights be considered enemies?
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The White Knights: Once considered an eccentric street gang, these ruffians have organized and grown to become a cartel of sorts. The White Knights traffic women into sex slavery and other nefarious ends, by tricking them into a false sense of security. The White Knights are well known for "rescuing" women from contrived situations, only to reveal their intentions were less than pure all along. They are easily spotted by their flashy white garb and their seemingly asexual personas they hide behind.

Potential Ally: Bjork? Weakness: a hotdog eating gambling addiction...
 
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3N16MA

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RyanardoDaVinci said:
Using MYE's drawing as a guide, I did a quick sketch and gave bish some more appropriate weapons:

bish.jpg




I recall bish is into hockey, right?

I also have no idea how to draw chains. :p
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Does GAFman's father have a name yet?
 
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Staccat0

Fail out bailed
FantasticMrFoxdie said:
So hilarious!

Feels Gaf Man.
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STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feels Good Man
Half man and half frog this anti-hero is not evil by nature. He believes in fighting evil on a basic level. However, he is often hated by the public for his disgusting habits and his debauchery. Feels Good Man believes in personal freedom to an extreme that ost people aren't comfortable with. However, when push comes to shove he is willing to die for you right to sit in your own waste or watch disgusting porn. Feels Good Man is the sworn enemy of the White Knights, but he also has an uneasy relationship with GAF man, as his habits are just as often vomit inducing as humorous or eccentric.
 
Zomba13

Zomba13

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Vulcano's assistant said:
Decided to put a little color to this villain, I am not convinced about the red though.
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/193/5/0/e3_and_his_herald_hype_by_estebanmn-d3nooqo.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
O.O

AMAZING!

At the very least that needs to be saved and brought back for E3 (next year and every year after).
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Satchwar said:
Gaf-man and his trusty young sidekick, Belle Eve (name courtesy of Regulus Tera).
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Oh come on, surely OTGaf can come up with its own, clever name, right?

Like, GAF-Girl or something.
 
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gabbo

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Bufbaf said:
Oh come on, surely OTGaf can come up with its own, clever name, right?

Like, GAF-Girl or something.
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It would have to have something with 'Age' in the name somehow to truly rep the OT side.
 
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Pandaman

Everything is moe to me
Bufbaf said:
Oh come on, surely OTGaf can come up with its own, clever name, right?

Like, GAF-Girl or something.
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there's something ironic about OT making the first humanpony of belle eve.

RyanardoDaVinci said:
Nice.

I wish I had a Cintiq, I just can't sketch on my wacom.
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cintiq's are wacom tablets. >_>
 
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lobdale

3 ft, coiled to the sky
Staccat0 said:
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feels Good Man
Half man and half frog this anti-hero is not evil by nature. He believes in fighting evil on a basic level. However, he is often hated by the public for his disgusting habits and his debauchery. Feels Good Man believes in personal freedom to an extreme that ost people aren't comfortable with. However, when push comes to shove he is willing to die for you right to sit in your own waste or watch disgusting porn. Feels Good Man is the sworn enemy of the White Knights, but he also has an uneasy relationship with GAF man, as his habits are just as often vomit inducing as humorous or eccentric.
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http://www.feelsbadman.com
 
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