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The hero GAF deserves: GAFman
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The Take Out Bandit
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Needs more famous GAF foils like Opa Opa and those Beverly Hillbilly twins that bought all the animu.
the_log_ride
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Was waiting for this thread... Good show, OP. Can't wait to see more!
Bjoern the Smexy
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So much great stuff in here :lol
GAF-Man truly is the DudeBro II of the GAF Off-Topic
EDIT: There should clearly be a villain called "Megaton" who teases GAF-Man with oh so awesome stuff and then Megaton's little helper "Letdown/Bomba" appears and everything goes down the crapper and GAF-Man has to save the day by finding out that Pikmin 3 is being made or something like that.
GAF-Man truly is the DudeBro II of the GAF Off-Topic
EDIT: There should clearly be a villain called "Megaton" who teases GAF-Man with oh so awesome stuff and then Megaton's little helper "Letdown/Bomba" appears and everything goes down the crapper and GAF-Man has to save the day by finding out that Pikmin 3 is being made or something like that.
Mr. B Natural
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Gafman is a Broman's bro.
His weakness, btw, should be women. Makes him a shitty superhero, but then again, he's GafMan.
His weakness, btw, should be women. Makes him a shitty superhero, but then again, he's GafMan.
Sirpopopop
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Opa-Opa
In the beginning when GAFMan was merely GAFBoy, learning the ropes under Bishop, Opa was one of GAFMan's best friends in the land of GAF. They were constant companions, often finding things to do, like playing Sega Dreamcast games, and bashing PS2 trolls. Opa was also viewed as an exemplary citizen of GAF, meriting some consideration for a position on the High GAF Council.
However, on the day GAFBoy became GAFMAN, a catastrophic event occurred in GAF. That event will forever be known as the Sega Crash. For, y'see, that was the day when Sega announced that it would no longer be a major purveyor of hardware in GAF, instead receding to the software side only. This greatly angered Opa, triggering a transformation from beloved citizen of GAF, to a mischief maker within the land.
The first assignment GAFMan ever received from Bishop, was the expulsion of Opa-Opa from the land of GAF.
In the beginning when GAFMan was merely GAFBoy, learning the ropes under Bishop, Opa was one of GAFMan's best friends in the land of GAF. They were constant companions, often finding things to do, like playing Sega Dreamcast games, and bashing PS2 trolls. Opa was also viewed as an exemplary citizen of GAF, meriting some consideration for a position on the High GAF Council.
However, on the day GAFBoy became GAFMAN, a catastrophic event occurred in GAF. That event will forever be known as the Sega Crash. For, y'see, that was the day when Sega announced that it would no longer be a major purveyor of hardware in GAF, instead receding to the software side only. This greatly angered Opa, triggering a transformation from beloved citizen of GAF, to a mischief maker within the land.
The first assignment GAFMan ever received from Bishop, was the expulsion of Opa-Opa from the land of GAF.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
My god, that E3 image is incredible. That's getting posted so much next year.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
He can cite sales numbers and quarterly reports.Brera said:
PantherLotus
Professional Schmuck
Guest Villain/Anti-Hero: Paul E. Guy
Aliases: NeoCon, RINO, John Kerry, Mitt Romney
Background: Paul (poli) is a dual-personality'd pyschopath. Each of his personalities disagrees with the other on virtually everything -- except for one: the money belongs to me. The hard part is figuring out if "me" refers to the well-dressed sociopathic corporateer bent on global domination, astronomical wealth, and punishing everyone beneath him, or if "me" refers to the wild-eyed (and wild-haired) hippy bent on destroying the world's "oppressive" institutions one political correction at a time.
"Give the money to ME," each of his personalities demand, "I'll help those that need it most."
Weapons of Choice: Skewed data and flawed polls, graphs with non-zero Y-axes, spam bombs that make his enemies forget the topic at hand.
Weak Spot: talk of secession. "We don't agree on much, but that dude is a fucktard."
First Name
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GAFiverse? Or is that the overarching canon GAFman and his rogues gallery and allies inhabit?
Professor Beef
Banned
The city of GAFville?
Seraphinianus
Banned
Is this the guy people refer to when they refer to someone named "GAF"?
Like "oh, so now GAF hates Nintendo? how fair-weather."
Like "oh, so now GAF hates Nintendo? how fair-weather."
GayGafman
GayGafman is a twinky boy who apon being shot with rainbow rays becomes a Burly bear man. Unfortunately both sides are two diffrent personas and often fight with each other with the choices they make in battle and real life. His greatest rival is Gafman hating all things Bro about him.
Weapon of choice is a Giant Dildosword that shoots the same Rainbow rays that gave life to him. Along with his trusty Shield to repell Hate!
Weakness - Shirtless men.
Any good? Gaygaf chime in.
GayGafman is a twinky boy who apon being shot with rainbow rays becomes a Burly bear man. Unfortunately both sides are two diffrent personas and often fight with each other with the choices they make in battle and real life. His greatest rival is Gafman hating all things Bro about him.
Weapon of choice is a Giant Dildosword that shoots the same Rainbow rays that gave life to him. Along with his trusty Shield to repell Hate!
Weakness - Shirtless men.
Any good? Gaygaf chime in.
This has been pretty fun so far. I like doing sketches, even if my drawing style is really dirty.
I liked this idea of having a Megaton and a Bomba, so I started roughing out a Megaton type character and have a small sidekick for Bomba. Pretty sweet.
Here's what I've sketched out so far.
Bjoern the Smexy said:So much great stuff in here :lol
GAF-Man truly is the DudeBro II of the GAF Off-Topic
EDIT: There should clearly be a villain called "Megaton" who teases GAF-Man with oh so awesome stuff and then Megaton's little helper "Letdown/Bomba" appears and everything goes down the crapper and GAF-Man has to save the day by finding out that Pikmin 3 is being made or something like that.
I liked this idea of having a Megaton and a Bomba, so I started roughing out a Megaton type character and have a small sidekick for Bomba. Pretty sweet.
Here's what I've sketched out so far.
bernardobri
Steve, the dog with no powers that we let hang out with us all for some reason
Dudebro and GAFman should be featured in a duo.
Maximilian E.
AKA MS-Evangelist
Gaftham city??
Professor Beef
Banned
Not too often, though. Make it happen only in cross-over specials.bernardobri said:
Divvy said:
Fitness topics, not drinking soda, and post a pic of yourself =
Most of GAF seems fit, looks good, and is decently healthy.
Davedough said:
Professor Beef said:
Maddness said:This has been pretty fun so far. I like doing sketches, even if my drawing style is really dirty.
I liked this idea of having a Megaton and a Bomba, so I started roughing out a Megaton type character and have a small sidekick for Bomba. Pretty sweet.
Here's what I've sketched out so far.
I like these ideas. Especially combining all things Gaming and Off-Topic.
captmcblack
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Neopolis.
Gaffington.
New Gafburgh.
Also, would there be a league of allies that help GAFman?
Gaffington.
New Gafburgh.
Also, would there be a league of allies that help GAFman?
The eyes aren't even why. It's a bad thing because it obviously looks like a deadpool knock-off and that's boring. If we were to have our own hero then he at least needs to look distinctive not a recolor of an existing one.Teknoman said:Thats not exactly a bad thing
bernardobri
Steve, the dog with no powers that we let hang out with us all for some reason
Professor Beef said:
Yeah, more like a one-shot rather than a recurring series.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Ezalc said:
Plus, we always bitch about bald space marines on GAF. He is, in effect, bald...
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
This is what happens with game development, by the way. An idea! Now, let us focus test the living fuck out it so we drain the creator's spirit and intent!
Vulcano's assistant
Banned
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
GAF man needs more sparks.
We also need more of Sonic's shitty friends to fuck everything up.
Chinner's bulge isn't big enough.
Regular dude morphs into GAFman with the mighty power of the SuperKyro.
GAFman needs some kind of "megaton" move.
We also need more of Sonic's shitty friends to fuck everything up.
Chinner's bulge isn't big enough.
Regular dude morphs into GAFman with the mighty power of the SuperKyro.
GAFman needs some kind of "megaton" move.
MrPing1000
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I approve of master race.
Looks just like me.
Looks just like me.
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