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[Baraka in the White House]

The catch: Master Race isn't a real person but rather a manifestation of incredibly narcisstic, self-fellating egos everywhere. A genius troll who is seemingly immune to GAFman's hammer.

 

[MrPing1000]

I'd also like to see twins who spend most of their time in a futile argument over whether cats or dogs are better. Each hoping to convince the other that they are right. Catage and Dogage

 

[andymcc]

draw hivemind.

i think drunk poster should be KentPaul.

 

[Enco]

We need one big infographic type thing with all the enemies and heroes.

And we need plots!

- The missing girlfriend?

Spoiler

jbaird

 

[pieatorium]

We need one big infographic type thing with all the enemies and heroes.

And we need plots!

- The missing girlfriend?

Spoiler

jbaird

Gafman gets info that leads him to the black market trading of psp's for pictures of girlfriends. Once he puts a stop to this nefarious racket and begins returning the pictures to the women in question he finds that one of them has gone missing!

 

[Rapstah]

The JBaird subplot could have a second part where JBaird actually kidnapped women to make his story real.

 

[MYE]

The catch: Master Race isn't a real person but rather a manifestation of incredibly narcisstic, self-fellating egos everywhere. A genius troll who is seemingly immune to GAFman's hammer.

haha

gold

 

[JackEtc]

This thread is incredible.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Just an idea but I think a good running gag would be if the spelling of GAFman changed periodically, or even within each issue. No one is quite sure if it's GAFman, Gaf Man, GAF-Man, etc.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Color version:

 

[Davedough]

Sidekick: Vox-Pop.

Remains in the darkest corners watching his prey without ever making a single movement for months on end until they vanish, then contemplates the different steps in which he could have taken to prevent that from happening.

 

[First Name]

The JBaird subplot could have a second part where JBaird actually kidnapped women to make his story real.

Fantastic.

 

[m0dus]

Wow

 

[the_log_ride]

Thread gets better and better. I'm losing it with Master Race...

 

[Uncle]

my guess is his alignment is neutral good.

Chaotic neutral might be more fitting for the forum as a whole.

 

[Kyaw]

I want to take part in the hero drawing but i can't draw human figures for shit...

Environments and objects are more of my thing...

 

[Hot Coldman]

I want to take part in the hero drawing but i can't draw human figures for shit...

Environments and objects are more of my thing...

Draw the GAFcave.

 

[YakiSOBA]

Everytime a GAFman thread comes up, I feel like the whole forum is laughing at me

WHY?? WHYYY?????

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Draw the GAFcave.

Dont need to:

 

[Professor Beef]

Needs Godhand on the TV, and it'll be perfect.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Color version:
now with side-kick[iMG][/QUOTE]awesome! :O

Moar moar moar!!

 

[Hot Coldman]

I knew someone would post that, haha

A sketch of a GAFcave with all kinds of weird souvenirs from previous thread would be fun to see though. A mobility scooter, a penis float, a stuffed deer, a giant replica of VASPER's head...

 

[Tenks]

Oddly enough I make the same face as Master Race when I load up my next-gen titles in 1080p with 16x AA @ 60 frames

 

[MYE]

Color version:
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/194/9/f/the_villainous_master_race_by_estebanmn-d3otdir.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Master Race should be more tanned. And have white/silverish hair

 

[NIN90]

Master Race should be more tanned. And have white/silverish hair

Also a big bulge between the legs.

 

[pieatorium]

I want to take part in the hero drawing but i can't draw human figures for shit...

Environments and objects are more of my thing...

Draw the Comfy Couch, it's like Kryptonite to Master Race.

 

[overcast]

This thread is incredible.

 

[Tenks]

Draw the Comfy Couch, it's like Kryptonite to Master Race.

Also his own poverty. This could also be his villain origin. He is on a massive crime spree trying to accumulate enough funds to buy a new graphics card.

 

[Plywood]

Master Race's powers:

-The Upgrade: able to always get faster and stronger

Weaknesses:

-Comfy Couch

 

[NIN90]

Master Race and Comfy Couch are friends deep down inside.

 

[Davedough]

Master Race's powers:

-The Upgrade: able to always get faster and stronger

Weaknesses:

-Comfy Couch

See, I dont know how much I agree with this. I built a fantastic Master Race and my bluetooth gadgetry allows me to sit on my big comfy couch just fine and game.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

I am in awe of this thread.

 

[Tenks]

See, I dont know how much I agree with this. I built a fantastic Master Race and my bluetooth gadgetry allows me to sit on my big comfy couch just fine and game.

Also apparently Master Race is easily foiled and caught in traps by Troll Bait

 

[Hot Coldman]

Master Race's weakness is Steam sales, obviously.

 

[Plywood]

See, I dont know how much I agree with this. I built a fantastic Master Race and my bluetooth gadgetry allows me to sit on my big comfy couch just fine and game.

It's just one of those things that get regurgitated on GAF every time someone says they want to be comfortable while playing games. I think it started as a quote from some company on why consoles were better than PC or something. As if the comfy couch was a feature.

 

[jambo]

AusGAF could be part of the GAF Justice League, fighting along side GAFman

 

[pieatorium]

AusGAF could be part of the GAF Justice League, fighting along side GAFman

AusGaf would be underage, broke and always turn up late.

 

[Salsa]

Master Race's powers:

- all of them

Weaknesses:

- none

fixed that for ya

heyooo

 

[Hot Coldman]

So, is Master Race like The Sentry? Just broken as all shit? Are we creating a superhero to invalidate GAFman already?

 

[Orcastar]

You people are crazy, and I mean that in the most positive sense imaginable. Also, this thread makes me wish I could draw.

 

[Ezalc]

AusGAF could be part of the GAF Justice League, fighting along side GAFman

AusGAF can help in anything as long as it isn't something that deals with things that are rated M.

 

[Poyunch]

So, is Master Race like The Sentry? Just broken as all shit? Are we creating a superhero to invalidate GAFman already?

Nothing escapes the ban hammer.

 

[RevDM]

ooo someone do me, i wanna be a villain haha

 

[Sec0nd]

This has to be the best thread in the history of mankind.

 

[Wiseblade]

AusGAF could be part of the GAF Justice League, fighting along side GAFman

I sorry, but that name is taken.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

GAFman's side kick should be a cat with a q-tip sticking out its ass while eating pizza.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Also his own poverty. This could also be his villain origin. He is on a massive crime spree trying to accumulate enough funds to buy a new graphics card.

Lol, definitely. Those expensive PC upgrades that are needed every two weeks are hard to keep up with.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Master Race's costume has been tripple buffered, so it never tears during combat no-matter what you do to it, and never causes his body to lag behind what he wants to do.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Draw the Comfy Couch, it's like Kryptonite to Master Race.

Is it?

EDIT: Cleaner version

 

[Tenks]

HAha holy shit. How has this kid not been promoted to full member yet?