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Spoiled Milk · May 17, 2016

berzeli said:
But I feel I need to point out that the Trump supporting, Palin backed candidate for congress Paul Nehlen is an anagram for HUELEN-plan. Running on that executive order 11110.

Kristoffer said:
paulnehlen.com/paul-ryan-betrayal/
paulnehlen
paln uehlen
PLAN HUELEN

[background music]

Commencing PLAN HUELEN.

ELIMINATE THE TARGETS.

Fraud at the Nevada convention throws the nomination to Hillary. Bernie robbed of the delegates he robbed.

But right after the nomination, Hillary gets indicted by the FBI. Justice?

Trump gets elected because he's the only candidate left.

The Republicans, who sweeped the house this election, near unanimously appoint newly elected maverick Paul Nehlen as Speaker of the House.

__________________________________________________

But out of nowhere...

ISIS terrorists unleash a dirty bomb on DC. President Trump and Vice President John Miller are killed in the blast.

Paul Nehlen, AKA HUELEN10, is elected president. Executive Order 11110 finally becomes law of the land. A flat tax of 3% is levied nationally and the gold standard is re-adopted. THE END.

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A message from Congressman Ted Stevens.

You all on PoliGAF want to write vast amounts of nonsense over the Internet. And again, PoliGAF is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled with troll posts and bad polls, and if they are filled, when you put your reasonable message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of nonsense, enormous amounts of nonsense.

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Wall of Shame:

User1608 · May 17, 2016

Poor Huelen. Also hello humans.

Bronx-Man · May 17, 2016

studyguy · May 17, 2016

FIRST FOR FRAUD

Aaron Strife · May 17, 2016

Phew, top 10 this time.

Hope Hillary's got 100 superdelegates waiting in the wings at her rally tonight. Let's get this over with.

Iolo · May 17, 2016

Thought we weren't gonna go with the gamergate theme

Aaron Strife · May 17, 2016

Oregon has exactly 1,000 precincts. That's nifty.

studyguy · May 17, 2016

Iolo said:
Thought we weren't gonna go with the gamergate theme

It's too late we're on this bus and there's no stopping it now

StopMakingSense · May 17, 2016

How will we know if there's fraud if you can't exit poll mail in votes????

shem935 · May 17, 2016

That background music was excellent for reading through the OP.

Aaron Strife · May 17, 2016

studyguy said:
It's too late we're on this bus and there's no stopping it now

If this thread drops below 50 posts per hour, it'll explode!

It's like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.

studyguy · May 17, 2016

StopMakingSense said:
How will we know if there's fraud if you can't exit poll mail in votes????

Mail Fraud is at an all time high, I see it on the nightly news.

Spoiled Milk · May 17, 2016

My favorite part was scrawling "your next" all over Paul Ryan's mopey face.

Tubie · May 17, 2016

I imagine Bernie will end up way behind his targets in both states tonight.

mo60 · May 17, 2016

The OP is hilarious.

It looks like bernie is slowly closing the gap in Kentucky even though he still won't meet his delegate target in that state.

Retromelon · May 17, 2016

I will avatar bet anyone that doland trump beats scandillary in the GE

Fenderputty · May 17, 2016

That was a fast title change.

Aaron Strife · May 17, 2016

Fenderputty said:
That was a fast title change.

50/50 chance this thread's title will be changed

mo60 · May 17, 2016

Bernie took the lead in Kentucky now.

dramatis · May 17, 2016

Retromelon said:
I will avatar bet anyone that doland trump beats scandillary in the GE

Would you keep the avatar for four years until the next presidential election or what

OrangeGrayBlue · May 17, 2016

mo60 said:
Bernie took the lead in Kentucky now.

It's happening!

The dream is dead

Aaron Strife · May 17, 2016

Tubie said:
I imagine Bernie will end up way behind his targets in both states tonight.

Doesn't he need to win every state by like 40 points? This goes without saying.

Still calling a Kentucky win for Hilly.

Suikoguy · May 17, 2016

mo60 said:
Bernie took the lead in Kentucky now.

Not all the networks have the same progression of numbers:
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/dem/president/kentucky/

Fairly high probability that Clinton wins KY.

B-Dubs · May 17, 2016

Holy shit, this thread :LOLOLOL

Iolo · May 17, 2016

mo60 said:
Bernie took the lead in Kentucky now.

AP isn't counting a lot of vote from Lex/Louisville yet.

Aaron Strife · May 17, 2016

Suikoguy said:
Not all the networks have the same progression of numbers:
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/dem/president/kentucky/

Fairly high probability that Clinton wins KY.

Weird that they seem to be much further along than Guardian.

Yeah it's looking pretty good for her, but we'll see.

mo60 · May 17, 2016

Suikoguy said:
Not all the networks have the same progression of numbers:
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/dem/president/kentucky/

Fairly high probability that Clinton wins KY.

Yep. I think she's still going to win it.

Coriolanus · May 17, 2016

series of tubes meme. gawd damn.

NeoXChaos · May 17, 2016

OrangeGrayBlue said:
It's happening!

The dream is dead

Liberal Kansas is tonight.

Suikoguy · May 17, 2016

Aaron Strife said:
Weird that they seem to be much further along than Guardian.

Yeah it's looking pretty good for her, but we'll see.

It would be amusing if the AP calls it in the next few minutes.

Fenderputty · May 17, 2016

Aaron Strife said:
50/50 chance this thread's title will be changed

Literally.

thcsquad · May 17, 2016

What is up with DecisionDesk vs the world? How do they have 95% of Fayette county reporting but everyone else has 8%?

Iolo · May 17, 2016

Let's hope DDHQ numbers aren't test numbers or being pulled out of their ass!

Ignatz Mouse · May 17, 2016

#DropOutBernie

It's time.

NeoXChaos · May 17, 2016

thcsquad said:
What is up with DecisionDesk vs the world? How do they have 95% of Fayette county reporting but everyone else has 8%?

SoS website.

Aaron Strife · May 18, 2016

thcsquad said:
What is up with DecisionDesk vs the world? How do they have 95% of Fayette county reporting but everyone else has 8%?

Fayette was the one Benchmark pegged as a Bernie county, yeah?

Bad news for Bernie.

Suikoguy · May 18, 2016

Iolo said:
Let's hope DDHQ numbers aren't test numbers or being pulled out of their ass!

Benchmark check with them and they are supposed to be legit.
Time will tell obviously

NeoXChaos said:
SoS website.

Oh, that would explain it.

eBay Huckster · May 18, 2016

fuck yeah got top 10 again

...also i can't stop snickering at this fucking OP

thefro · May 18, 2016

Clinton 182, Sanders 43 in one Jefferson County, KY (Louisville) precinct just shown on Louisville news.

That's a precinct in a 90% African-American neighborhood in Louisville, FWIW.

Retromelon · May 18, 2016

dramatis said:
Would you keep the avatar for four years until the next presidential election or what

No, i only do these things for a month. And no one would be brave enough to agree to it for four years anyway

plagiarize · May 18, 2016

I don't know why you guys are proud to make the wall of shame.

Fenderputty · May 18, 2016

Retromelon said:
I will avatar bet anyone that doland trump beats scandillary in the GE

This is a lose lose bet for you. If you lose, your avatar is gone. If you win ... Trump is our POTUS.

studyguy · May 18, 2016

I thought I'd at least make the bottom of the wall, guess I dodged that bullet.

Suikoguy · May 18, 2016

I'm going to personally call KY for Clinton.

HUELEN10 · May 18, 2016

Jesus wept...

My rebuttal?

Every once in a while I sit down with myself asking "Dude, why are you a Huelen?"

And I cringe, I don't smile as I feel I'm on trial asking

"Aren't you ashamed, dear Huelen?

You ought to be barred from the voting, you should! The ones that you'd vote for are pretty un-good!"

Yeah?

Well if I didn't vote for 'em, someone else would!

That's a very good point, dear Huelen.

Aaron Strife · May 18, 2016

plagiarize said:
I don't know why you guys are proud to make the wall of shame.

Makes me feel like a part of something bigger.

I've never been more flattered than when my picture was the OP of PoliGAF 2012 OT6.

Well, I probably have been.

Aaron Strife · May 18, 2016

HUELEN10 said:
Jesus wept...

My rebuttal?

Every once in a while I sit down with myself asking "Dude, why are you a Huelen?"

And I cringe, I don't smile as I feel I'm on trial asking

"Aren't you ashamed, dear Huelen?

You ought to be barred from the voting, you should! The ones that you'd vote for are pretty un-good!"

Yeah?

Well if I didn't vote for 'em, someone else would!

That's a very good point, dear Huelen.

This is actually pretty incredible. Cheerio.

Oblivion · May 18, 2016

Seriously? I was denied a title yet again? Even the "...but for me, it's Super Tuesday" one?

I demand that we have a brokered thread!

eBay Huckster · May 18, 2016

HUELEN10 said:
Jesus wept...

My rebuttal?

:jnc

plagiarize said:
I don't know why you guys are proud to make the wall of shame.

it makes me feel warm

Retromelon · May 18, 2016

I liked your "pls understand.pls respond. Pls print" one bliv. You got robbed that time
And scola's "Cuban Mistress Crisis" was criminally overlooked for how clever it was

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