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Heinz Chicago Dog Sauce
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SocksAndShoes
Banned
This, wtf? EDIT: Ah, tis a ruse.
Heinz having to trick people to put that sugary tomato poop on their dogs. LOL
Also, this. Chicago has some....issues to sort out.
Chicago obsession with hating ketchup on Hot Dogs is some Matrix level of shared delusion.
They literally get angry about it. Why? Because their peers said so.
That is the entire point of the story. Chicagoans hate ketchup on hot dogs until someone tricked them into believing it was a Chicago special kind of sauce.
It's because of their pizza inferiority complex.
They literally get angry about it. Why? Because their peers said so.
That is the entire point of the story. Chicagoans hate ketchup on hot dogs until someone tricked them into believing it was a Chicago special kind of sauce.
It's because of their pizza inferiority complex.
SuperStiltzkin
Member
Fuck Chicago tradition. Chicago born and raised and I put ketchup on my hot dogs 🖕🖕🖕🖕
LuciusAxelrod
Member
That's the joke. Like, Heinz is going "haha, see, you should put ketchup on your hotdogs"
cr0w
Old Member
Since never. I'm surprised people even ate a dog with anything but mustard on it. It's a big deal up there.
Hell, my grandfather once chased my uncle around the kitchen with a knife after an argument about RC Cola escalated. They take their traditions seriously.
IdreamofHIME
Member
You don't have Ketchup on your dogs? lol,this is why New York is the king city.
Chicago can't even realize they keep calling pies, pizza.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Either the people in the video are complete idiots or it's fake. How could they not tell/taste that it's ketchup?
It's not an inferiority complex. It's a misidentifying tomato casserole as pizza complex.
Goddamn right.
itwasTuesday
He wasn't alone.
I hate blind taste test.
Mushroomer25
Member
The offense of putting ketchup on a hotdog is nothing compared to putting a pickle on a hotdog.
They could easily have warned them about ingredients.
Are you allergic to: Corn syrup, tomatoes, etc.
I think it's fine.
LumpOfCole
Member
Replacing the bottle's contents with ketchup to cause maximum rage is hilarious.
DOWN
Banned
I love them because they almost always upheave the claims of the person who gets tested
Seattle's hot dog specialty is cream cheese. No idea why beyond the fact that we do have a lot of smoked salmon, so maybe we have a lot of cream cheese. Anyway, it's tasty. Clean, bright, interesting, the jalapeños retain their seeds, so the spice and freshness of the cream cheese balance each other out. And most people like to eat it before the cream cheese melts.
Mustard too, but usually no ketchup.
Life's too short to avoid food because a fat maroon on Michigan Avenue told you to.
The dog already has tomatoes on it.
Beer Monkey
Member
Disgusting. Revolting. Nauseating.
butzopower
proud of his butz
GIT REKT
SDCowboy
Member
Pickles on hotdogs are fucking amazing.
mattwhite924
Member
I wonder how many people in Chicago have ever tried ketchup on a hot dog? Knowing Chicago I bet very few people have, but most of them will tell you how wrong ketchup is.
I don't get why they're so bothered by what other people put on their food anyway.
That said, Chicago style hot dogs are probably the best hot dogs.
I don't get why they're so bothered by what other people put on their food anyway.
That said, Chicago style hot dogs are probably the best hot dogs.
GIT REKT
God that's disgusting. I dislike a lot of veggies and putting all that shit on a hot dog is just wrong.
Baroquemantic
Member
Ketchup and mustard are great together on hotdogs.
GIT REKT
What's with the green pop rocks
Mac the KNife
Member
Hot dog thread? Detroit to the rescue:
Punishment for ketchup on a hot dog is Chicago:
The Chicago Handshake
As a Chicago resident, and an mixologist, I'm dissapointed to tell you that:
1. Malort is no longer bottled in Chicago. It's made in Florida. The front of the label on the bottle lies.
2. Malort no longer contains greater wormwood.
It is still one of the most disgusting things you can put in your mouth. It's a joke shot.
There are room for both Chicago Dogs and Coney Islands in my heart. And in my stomach.
Ravensmash
Member
I could go for a Chicago style hot dog with ketchup right now.
Garrett 2U
Member
As a Chicagoan, I agree about the Ketchup thing. Hot dogs are better with Ketchup - fact.
Frankly, Frankie, I am offended by your pizza comment. Chicago pizza is definitively better than NY pizza.
And I'm assuming you're referring to NY pizza as the supposed superior, because those artesian crackers they serve on the west coast barely qualify as pizza!
butzopower
proud of his butz
I honestly think it's not ketchup on the hotdog as much as ketchup on the bun. Like, I'll enjoy some Currywurst with curry ketchup, but would some of y'all put ketchup on like some proper sausage on a roll with like peppers and onions?
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