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Shiiiiiiiiit, this tournament's going to be awesome. Between Rampage, Mastiff, Walter & Damo, the field is stacked with some goddamn hosses.
 

Sephzilla

Member
Omg they are giving Green Bay another fucking Raw tomorrow? Last year's was the single worst wrestling crowd of all time. Why would they do this
I was at that Raw. After watching the show and listening to what you heard on TV I can easily say we were muted/altered hard at spots.
 
I was going to ask the thread if this guy was any good. I'm not much up on wXw. (or at all)

Walter's VERY solid (not just in terms of his build) and can have a good match with just about anyone, I think he's going to go down a treat with the PROGRESS crowd. Put him in a ring with any of the other big guys in the line-up and I can guarantee it'll be a proper belter of a match, but he works well with smaller guys as well. Had some great matches with Zack & Tommy in wXw.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Great episode of NXT. Some awesome pacing for a 1 hour show.

The Owens - Zayn feud getting properly started has me so fucking pumped.
 
Walter's VERY solid (not just in terms of his build) and can have a good match with just about anyone, I think he's going to go down a treat with the PROGRESS crowd. Put him in a ring with any of the other big guys in the line-up and I can guarantee it'll be a proper belter of a match, but he works well with smaller guys as well. Had some great matches with Zack & Tommy in wXw.

Cool! Sounds like fun.

3 guys left to go. Couple more Brits and another import? I think a lot of people are angling for a Japanese guy, but not sure they'll pull it off.
 

Verendus

Banned
Created a bingo card filled with different weapons of mass destruction that Reigns could use on Big Slow tonight. Chair, 285lb Steel Stairs, Barbed Wire, Baseball Bat, Sledgehammer, Kendo Stick, Michael Cole's face etc.

Just need to go and get some popcorn now. And maybe some coke.
 
3 guys left to go. Couple more Brits and another import? I think a lot of people are angling for a Japanese guy, but not sure they'll pull it off.

I'm guessing the last guy will be a big import name - I'd love it to be a Japanese guy, as this is the Strong Style tournament, but that could be difficult. Of the UK guys, I reckon Haskins has to be in there. Maybe Gilbert, but we haven't seen him for a while.
 
As an admittedly huge Okada mark, I don't think he has it in him to be the sole top guy. Even Inoki couldn't have done it without first Sakaguchi, then Choshu & Fujinami helping him.

And yeah, if AJ retains the title against Okada I'd like to see him keep a hold of it until Wrestle Kingdom. No bait and switch main event like last year.

I agree. But he really doesn't need to be.

And your observation is correct. "the sole top guy"-style of booking actually never works in Japan anyway. At least not in the modern era of Puro. In my lifetime of fandom, the product is always hottest when there's a handful of "top guys," usually a hot rivalry on top (where the rivalry is probably actually bigger than any one guy) and at least another fan favorite or monster waiting in the wings.

and you are correct again that if Okada doesn't get it, AJ should retain until the WK. The only way I could see Gedo changing is if somebody becomes inexplicably hot, or he gets infatuated with somebody at the ROH show, which I don't see happening. Dude seems focussed.
 

somedevil

Member
This Daniel Bryan book sounds great. The part where him and Cesaro a year or two ago deciding that WWE is a parody of pro wrestling and that made them not angry anymore. Amazing.
 

dream

Member
One way or another, I think this is going to be the last time we see him wrestle. Fitting that he ends his career on a B-level PPV.
 
Getting all caught up on SHIMMER. Their schedule is insane, I'm watching Vol 65, which is the last DVD they put out, yet they had 71 on iPPV over Mania weekend, then taped 72-75 a week or two ago.

They really need to sort their shit out. I mean Nicole Matthews has been champion since October for fucks sake, and that match is 3 DVD's away!
 

dream

Member
Eh...I picture Bryne retiring on a C+ ppv to be honest like Battlegrounds.

That would be poetic, I think. Actually, I think it would be ideal for his final match to be on Friday Night Smackdown!, but I don't think the company can take a chance on Daniel Bryan's body holding up until then.
 

somedevil

Member
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/592410368099622912

Bryan confirmed. Given that he barely made this match, do you think he drops the belt? Do you think he either has a really weak match or has an incredibly dangerous one?

He is not even there. Plus its the usual the left doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

Plus this:

WWE.com has removed Daniel Bryan from appearing on Extreme Rules tonight on their schedule section, although they are still advertising his match in the PPV section.

They have also removed him from appearing on RAW or Smackdown as well, but are still promoting him for next weekend's live events in New York and Canada.

So expect a replacement.
 

I'M FINISHED!

Um exCUSE me Sakurai but CLEARLY the best choice for Smash Bros would be my fav niche character HOWEVER you are clearly INCOMPETENT and
WWE should emphasize that Bryan is a submission specialist starting with this PPV and have him tap this scrub out in under 2 minutes.

This PPV is gonna be stinky.
 

klonere

Banned
He is not even there. Plus its the usual the left doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

Plus this:



So expect a replacement.

So what your saying is

WWE twitter worked me?

Honestly him being off the show makes it a lot more watchable as it isn't all 100% predictable now

Time for Neville to pay his dues to da Celtic Warrior
 
Getting all caught up on SHIMMER. Their schedule is insane, I'm watching Vol 65, which is the last DVD they put out, yet they had 71 on iPPV over Mania weekend, then taped 72-75 a week or two ago.

They really need to sort their shit out. I mean Nicole Matthews has been champion since October for fucks sake, and that match is 3 DVD's away!

Yeah, it's why I stopped paying attention to SHIMMER - I prefer the talent roster to SHINE, but at least you can follow SHINE from month to month. I get why they do it, though. SHIMMER just couldn't continue with the number of imports they use if they had to tape more than a couple of times a year.

One way or another, I think this is going to be the last time we see him wrestle. Fitting that he ends his career on a B-level PPV.

Please, try and contain your frothing excitement. It's most unbecoming of you.

*edit, I think that's the most British sentence I've ever written. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed typing it.

#JesseWasRight

About anything specific, or just in general?
 

I'M FINISHED!

Um exCUSE me Sakurai but CLEARLY the best choice for Smash Bros would be my fav niche character HOWEVER you are clearly INCOMPETENT and
Michael Cole is the worst play-by-play commentator that the WWE has ever given multiple main shows. It is fitting that his garbage commentary litters the matches of one John Cena, the worst top guy in the history of the company. They are a perfect storm of trash.
 
Michael Cole is the worst play-by-play commentator that the WWE has ever given multiple main shows. It is fitting that his garbage commentary litters the matches of one John Cena, the worst top guy in the history of the company. They are a perfect storm of trash.

Wow, that's a lot of false information.
 

Fox318

Member
Michael Cole is the worst play-by-play commentator that the WWE has ever given multiple main shows. It is fitting that his garbage commentary litters the matches of one John Cena, the worst top guy in the history of the company. They are a perfect storm of trash.

That's what Vince wants. People forget that if it wasn't for Austin and HHH Cole would have been the voice of the attitude era.
 

RP912

Banned
Watching The New Beginning 2014 and forgot that Dewitt was the leader of Bullet Club around that time and it made me wonder....

Which one was the superior leader to Bullet Club...Styles or Dewitt?
 

Verendus

Banned
Daniel Bryan's last good match is going to the one where he made Roman Look Strong
Roman Reigns already building up that DVD match collection.

The last good match of Daniel Bryan.
MOTY with Barack Lesnar at Wrestlemania 31.
Retiring Big Slow at Extreme Rules 2015.

All the way to his second Royal Rumble win next year, and a rematch with Lesnar at Wrestlemania 32, where he finally silences that poodle.
 

RP912

Banned
The Cole hatred is 30 percent deserving but 70 percent flawed. People forget that he was actually good on Smackdown with Tazz and was kinda underrated during the Attitude Era compared to Keven Kelly's hyperactive ass.

Bottom line he's not that bad, but he's still is shitty in many ways than one.
 

I'M FINISHED!

Um exCUSE me Sakurai but CLEARLY the best choice for Smash Bros would be my fav niche character HOWEVER you are clearly INCOMPETENT and
Cole isn't the worst, and saying Cena is the worst top guy is hilarious. It's fine if you think Cena stinks in the ring but saying something as dumb as "the worst top guy" is just being blatantly blind.

So can you name one play-by-play guy that the WWF/WWE had on multiple shows worse than Cole?

Cena's a charisma vacuum who delivers robotic politician promos and then wrestles a stale match awkwardly. Dude sure can lift though.
 
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