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[Astral Dog]

Geezus, i heard that was a bad movie. The gif seals the deal.

I thought it was entertaining enough, for the cliched theme, a psycothic teenager kills everyone, at least for Tilda

 

[Horse Detective]

Sometimes you just can't hold it. I've done this.

Hold what? Cumming isn't a waste function

 

[InfiniteBento]

But you still watched the whole time right?

Went back and forth between reading and seeing if he was still parked out there. Didn't just camp and watch what happens when you stroke a penis.

 

[SliceSabre]

30 minutes? Damn dude must have been edging to take that much time.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

op is a voyeur

 

[Africanus]

Went back and forth between reading and seeing if he was still parked out there. Didn't just camp and watch what happens when you stroke a penis.

Something something "A likely story!".

 

[Nickle]

What's the point of calling the cops? Did he not provide enough entertainment?

 

[OniBarubary]

What's up with all these stealth brag threads?

 

[GhostWriter24]

You stood there and watched another man slam dunk his love monkey. I'm honestly not sure what's weirder...

 

[InfiniteBento]

What's the point of calling the cops? Did he not provide enough entertainment?

There were kids around.

 

[shanshan310]

Lol,I witnessed something similar while living in Japan. A friend from my dorm was telling me about a dude she saw just jerking off in the street a few days before while we were walking home. She pointed out "and he was right there" and then we realised that he was still there, just jerking off in the street with kids playing and old ladies gardening and stuff. He looked embarrassed and turned away but didn't stop. Anyway we never saw him again after that thankfully.

 

[Sou Da]

In the immediate area next to his car or like just around in general?

 

[Joey Fox]

Hold what? Cumming isn't a waste function

I'm sorry about your sex drive.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

What's the point of calling the cops? Did he not provide enough entertainment?

 

[stolin]

It's illegal to masturbate

According to this classic... yes.
The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating -- 2012 -- Trailer HD

 

[Just take it with you.]

Went back and forth between reading and seeing if he was still parked out there. Didn't just camp and watch what happens when you stroke a penis.

 

[Shauni]

What's up with all these stealth brag threads?

Where in hell is this a brag?

 

[Escape Goat]

OP just salty guy in car gets more action than he does

 

[GuessMyUserName]

Where in hell is this a brag?

I think he might be talking about us two hand strokers

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We need to ask who the real racists are.

 

[Sou Da]

OP just salty guy in car gets more action than he does

Time for the swerve.

 

[Nickle]

There were kids around.

That's a good reason

 

[Africanus]

OP just salty guy in car gets more action than he does

There is a need of a certain Detective to investigate these matters.

 

[Perih Xoph]

That's interesting....

 

[Avixph]

There is a need of a certain Detective to investigate these matters.

If you are referring to Horse Detective, then I think that he's in cahoots with the OP.

 

[brokenbeans]

Which gaffer was it?

Wasn't me...

 

[Calvero]

I was at the park with my ex one day and we were sitting in the grass chatting and a man sits down about 15 ft away. Keep in mind lots of people are around (the park is popular for joggers and families). Well this guy starts eating a peach and a couple of bites in he puts it down and lays down. A couple of seconds later my girlfriend and I start to hear grunting and turn to the sight of this man beating off with both hands as families pass by in horror, shock, and laughter. He lets out a very audible grunt when he finishes and nonchalantly begins eating his peach again.

 

[May16]

There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute.

Well have you watched the news lately?

 

[Trojan X]

So I came home from a long day and open the windows in my apartment to let in the breeze. I look down and see an SUV parked below. At first I didn't think anything of it but I saw movement and did a double take. I didn't believe what I saw.

There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute. He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next. Rather than leaving, he legit pulls down his pants and grabs a jacket to cover and started having a two handed sausage party.

I called the police and reported it only for them to show up 30 minutes later and to crack masturbating jokes then leave.

What the fuck

Fucking hell man........ Seriously? Please, less of this in your head -

Unless there really were kids around and they obviously saw it.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

I know he had a weapon but calling the police was a bit harsh.

 

[milanbaros]

So I came home from a long day and open the windows in my apartment to let in the breeze. I look down and see an SUV parked below. At first I didn't think anything of it but I saw movement and did a double take. I didn't believe what I saw.

There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute. He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next. Rather than leaving, he legit pulls down his pants and grabs a jacket to cover and started having a two handed sausage party.

I called the police and reported it only for them to show up 30 minutes later and to crack masturbating jokes then leave.

What the fuck

You called the police? Omg haha. That cracks me up.

 

[norm9]

He probably had a hot date a few minutes before. Mind your business OP.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I've realized that having your phone ready to take a picture is the only way of catching someone. I've noticed people coming around here speeding in their cars. The only logical way I can think of to get them caught is to have my phone out. A few times I've been on a walk or a jog and they come 30 mph over the speed limit down the road. They seem to think its outside of the city limits, which it is and it isn't. There's kids riding their bikes, people in the park, and others are out exercising.

I would just make sure to take a picture if they decide to come back. I started getting my camera setting ready every time I go out now because I can take a pic of their car.

 

[daTRUballin]

I was at the park with my ex one day and we were sitting in the grass chatting and a man sits down about 15 ft away. Keep in mind lots of people are around (the park is popular for joggers and families). Well this guy starts eating a peach and a couple of bites in he puts it down and lays down. A couple of seconds later my girlfriend and I start to hear grunting and turn to the sight of this man beating off with both hands as families pass by in horror, shock, and laughter. He lets out a very audible grunt when he finishes and nonchalantly begins eating his peach again.

I don't understand people that do this kind of stuff out in public. I really don't.

There are some weird people on this planet, to say the least.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

So you watched the whole thing?

 

[Persona7]

should have threw eggs at him

 

[Amir0x]

I don't understand people that do this kind of stuff out in public. I really don't.

There are some weird people on this planet, to say the least.

It's like any sexual matter. Some people get turned out by danger, by voyeurism, by sex in public/jerking it in public. It's a sexual preference and it manifests itself in strange ways. It's difficult to understand when we personally don't have those predilections, but if you view it in context of how incredibly diverse human sexuality is, it's not strange.

After all, not some ten thousand years ago sex in public was a very normal occurrence.

Still, gross! Not in front of my house, bub!

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

should have threw eggs at him

Or blasted the Divinyls.

 

[Einhander]

That's bizarre. He couldn't do his business in his house?

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

OP

Guy in SUV

 

[commedieu]

i need an adult.

 

[daTRUballin]

It's like any sexual matter. Some people get turned out by danger, by voyeurism, by sex in public/jerking it in public. It's a sexual preference and it manifests itself in strange ways. It's difficult to understand when we personally don't have those predilections, but if you view it in context of how incredibly diverse human sexuality is, it's not strange.

After all, not some ten thousand years ago sex in public was a very normal occurrence.

Still, gross! Not in front of my house, bub!

Yeah, I understand all that, but it's just creepy is all I'm trying to say.

 

[Wag]

 

[FUME5]

He's fucked that jacket.

 

[Symphonia]

What's even more disgusting is the fact you stopped and watched him. Can a guy not jerk in peace anymore?

 

[The Living Tribunal]

 

[Trojan X]

Another madness is that with all the crazy Police killing people stories that always hit GAF and other sites, OP still didn't give a fuck and called the police anyway.

 

[BigMastadon]

Did he look up like this?

 

[Ben Morales]

Did he look up like this?

That moment you get jerkin off

 

[Falk]

Lol,I witnessed something similar while living in Japan. A friend from my dorm was telling me about a dude she saw just jerking off in the street a few days before while we were walking home. She pointed out "and he was right there" and then we realised that he was still there, just jerking off in the street with kids playing and old ladies gardening and stuff. He looked embarrassed and turned away but didn't stop. Anyway we never saw him again after that thankfully.

This sounds like an anime.