Fret Runner
Member
Just don't do what I did. Stuck it in crazy and a week later ended up with pics of the imaginary "demons" that were standing at the bottom of her bed.
I wish I joking.
I wish I joking.
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Online dating
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Tesseract
Banned
Aurelian
my friends call me "Cunty"
The problem with online dating is that you probably have to be pickier than you'd care to admit. It's easy to swipe right on everyone who looks vaguely attractive and is kinda aligned with your interests... it's harder to wait for someone who looks like they'll really, truly click with you (and of course, that's still not guaranteed to suceed).
I actually did meet my girlfriend on a dating app, and we're in a deepening long-term relationship we're happy with. But there's a little bit of luck and a lot of patience involved, and I won't deny there were a lot of ineffective first dates and chats before we met.
I actually did meet my girlfriend on a dating app, and we're in a deepening long-term relationship we're happy with. But there's a little bit of luck and a lot of patience involved, and I won't deny there were a lot of ineffective first dates and chats before we met.
cryptoadam
Banned
Look we all know GAFers are big down there, but its asking a lot for a 6 foot long penis.
cryptoadam
Banned
I will say its def true for Pinay's. Girls from the Phillipenes love white dudes.
cryptoadam
Banned
Good taste and brains
Kamina
Golden Boy
Can you share the pics?
I require them for research.
Fret Runner
Member
It was just a picture of the bottom of her bed. I'll have a rummage through my phone an see if I can dig it up.
royox
Member
Then when they notice asian dudes have little dicks that can't compete with Western dicks they never go back to asian guys :3
nocsi
Member
Haha really? In your line of work, presumably sucking men's dick, you found that asian dicks were smaller than your preferenced larger western dick?
Cravis
Member
Tesseract
Banned
i made good friends with the men, but the chicks are crazy (purely anecdotal i know)
royox
Member
Kamina
Golden Boy
I thought she had drawn these demons and sent the pictures to you, not that she had photographed the room to show you stuff that isn't there.It was just a picture of the bottom of her bed. I'll have a rummage through my phone an see if I can dig it up.
Did she do drugs?
Fret Runner
Member
Unbeknownst to me she was a mushroomhead schizophrenic.I thought she had drawn these demons and sent the pictures to you, not that she had photographed the room to show you stuff that isn't there.
Did she do drugs?
All we did was eat Pizza and watch The Frighteners, Seemed like a normal chick to me at the time.
TheSadRanger
Banned
greyshark
Member
TheSadRanger
Banned
I made some accounts and gonna try this out. Will report in a few minutes!!
TheSadRanger
Banned
Fuck it, this whole process is exhausting and I only got two likes so far lol.
Tried Okcupid, I also tried plenty of fish but it's fucking trash.
Tried Okcupid, I also tried plenty of fish but it's fucking trash.
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
Fuck it, this whole process is exhausting and I only got two likes so far lol.
Tried Okcupid, I also tried plenty of fish but it's fucking trash.
Deleted my POF account today, that site is a bot inferno. Good on you.
I even decided to check its review online. Gahdam.
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Stiflers Mom
Banned
So, did you infiltrate the Illuminati?
And what was it like?
And what was it like?
What app is that?ITT, I will catalogue my online dating. FYI, I'm in Seattle so it's like playing on hard-mode.
Kagey K
Banned
You already lost kid, unless you are 6’5 and have a 100 million under your belt online dating isn’t for you.
And that’s a good thing.
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Incel means involuntary celibacy. If you are abstaining voluntarily, you aren't an incel...
I'm 6'5" whoop whoop. But I'm broke
. But I've got tinder and OkCupid. That doesn't look like either of them. I just want to know which app it is.
Fret Runner
Member
The god damn neon "well behaved women don't make history" sign is still popping in every other chicks profile, I swear.
It's a conspiracy I tells ya!!!
No, I'm stuck in some Silent Hill esque limbo where every chick is a copy and paste normie, Yea that's it.
It's been a month, I'm running dry.
No T.V. and no sex make Fret Runner Something Something.
It's a conspiracy I tells ya!!!
No, I'm stuck in some Silent Hill esque limbo where every chick is a copy and paste normie, Yea that's it.
It's been a month, I'm running dry.
No T.V. and no sex make Fret Runner Something Something.
Weilthain
Banned
I’m only 5’9” on a good day, didn’t have a problem getting dates online. Yes I’m rich, incredibly good looking and talented but I didn’t let my height discourage me.
use paid dating sites local to your area is my advice.
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Starlight Lotice
Member
Online dated once. One of the best looking chicks I have dated ever.
Still friends but they lost interest. Quite sad really.
Still friends but they lost interest. Quite sad really.
Tenaciousmo
Member
6' minimum yo.
Tenaciousmo
Member
@Online daters, you might wanna try something else than tinder for something serious, switched from tinder to hinge, less attractive to unattractive girl ratio in general i'd say sorry, but the matches I made there were always more interesting than tinder ones, I also find myself not playing the numbers on Hinge, which i kind of find better.
Hit me up for a paid sponsorship anytime hinge
Hit me up for a paid sponsorship anytime hinge
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
In my boredom I logged onto OKCupid in the first time in... A very long time.
How does this introductions thing work? Is it sent like a message? Or does it show up on your profile as if it were the first segment?
It really seems like they tried to break the site instead of fixing the problem with too many messages going out. It couldn't have been that hard to filter out crappy messages, and lower the priority of people who chronically send out bad ones.
How does this introductions thing work? Is it sent like a message? Or does it show up on your profile as if it were the first segment?
It really seems like they tried to break the site instead of fixing the problem with too many messages going out. It couldn't have been that hard to filter out crappy messages, and lower the priority of people who chronically send out bad ones.
TheSadRanger
Banned
You can only see who "likes" you if you spend money on the upgrade. Most women don't even pay for the upgrade so they can't see who likes em. However if you both "like" each other it's supposedly supposed to put those matches on top of the "like" sub category. I've never seen this happen though.
Basically it's just DM people and hope for the best.
Romulus
Member
Online dating is great. Video chat the first few times to weed out the crazes/confirm appearance. Pay attention to the shoulders, neck, and face to see if their weight matches their "best" pics.
If they refuse video chat for any reason after the first week of talking, delete, block and remove from your memory forever. Fraud or something to hide. Move on. That's my experience after hundreds of dates.
If they refuse video chat for any reason after the first week of talking, delete, block and remove from your memory forever. Fraud or something to hide. Move on. That's my experience after hundreds of dates.
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Dirk Benedict
Member
Yup, and leave if she says she loves you after the 2nd date.
DESTROYA
Member
Believe or not but church volunteering , maybe it’s not your thing but I seem to find women a bit less crazy there.
These are some of the ways people are encouraged to meet new people in a large city such as London:
www.thecollective.com
Despite not being religious, I think I would rather join a church than consider any of the options in the link.
There is just something empty and depressing about the secular ways of meeting people.
7 ways to make new friends in London
Research shows that London is one of the loneliest places in Europe, with 52% of Londoners feeling lonely. This is pretty grim information on its own, before you factor in other research that has directly linked loneliness and social isolation to mortality. Not good! It’s pretty clear that...
www.thecollective.com
Despite not being religious, I think I would rather join a church than consider any of the options in the link.
There is just something empty and depressing about the secular ways of meeting people.
Inloveanddeath0
Banned
ROMhack
Member
These are some of the ways people are encouraged to meet new people in a large city such as London:
7 ways to make new friends in London
Research shows that London is one of the loneliest places in Europe, with 52% of Londoners feeling lonely. This is pretty grim information on its own, before you factor in other research that has directly linked loneliness and social isolation to mortality. Not good! It’s pretty clear that...
Despite not being religious, I think I would rather join a church than consider any of the options in the link.
There is just something empty and depressing about the secular ways of meeting people.
Wouldn't read too much into that as it's a company promoting co-living spaces, which are glorified air bnbs for rich people (£130 a night!).
Meetup is decent in London imho. One of its better features.
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Southern Gentleman
Member
If you're an anti-social introvert like me... meetups are a waste of time.
I tried them for a while, I really did. Then I made the mistake of asking out the most popular girl in the group.
I'm not having any luck with online dating so far, but I still prefer it to the meetups.
I tried them for a while, I really did. Then I made the mistake of asking out the most popular girl in the group.
I'm not having any luck with online dating so far, but I still prefer it to the meetups.
Southern Gentleman
Member
Lol. Nope... sadly, this was in my mid-20s.
I got rejected in a pretty humiliating way and tried going back to the events after that, but it was too awkward. I know it's silly but, there it is.
I got fed up with forcing myself to do the meetups and wasn't getting much out of them.
That's just me, though.
The co-living stuff is one of the options. The rest are standard predictable suggestions for meeting new people.
Mike O'caine
Neo Member
Online dating is a type of cancer. Especially if you're a man because it reinforces the worst insecurities and beliefs you have about yourself.
If you think about it from a womans perspective they have access to a parade of 6ft tall or higher guys who are in fantastic shape and have strong wallets. Why should they settle for an average guy when they seemingly keep offered numerous specimens of raw masculinity? They're spoiled for choice so if you want to stand out you've got to portray a version of yourself that's larger than life.
Your most impressive vacation photos
You wearing your most expensive clothing
You in a group of people at what looks like an exclusive gathering of great looking people
You wearing something that shows off your physique, but not in an arrogant way--so something like a photo of you at the beach holding a frisbee and grinning ear to ear.
And if a woman mentions in her profile that she loves dogs and you better have one, think about how much money you actually have to be able to make to keep a pet in the city. Most apartments dont allow them and the ones that do charge much higher rent. Not to mention the cost of keeping your pooch happy.
I was on that rollercoaster for a while but I got off after realizing how so many of the people i was talking to were nothing special and brought nothing interesting to the table. These days I'm taking a break from that shit and trying to meet people exclusively in person. Harder to hide shit when you're face to face.
If you think about it from a womans perspective they have access to a parade of 6ft tall or higher guys who are in fantastic shape and have strong wallets. Why should they settle for an average guy when they seemingly keep offered numerous specimens of raw masculinity? They're spoiled for choice so if you want to stand out you've got to portray a version of yourself that's larger than life.
Your most impressive vacation photos
You wearing your most expensive clothing
You in a group of people at what looks like an exclusive gathering of great looking people
You wearing something that shows off your physique, but not in an arrogant way--so something like a photo of you at the beach holding a frisbee and grinning ear to ear.
And if a woman mentions in her profile that she loves dogs and you better have one, think about how much money you actually have to be able to make to keep a pet in the city. Most apartments dont allow them and the ones that do charge much higher rent. Not to mention the cost of keeping your pooch happy.
I was on that rollercoaster for a while but I got off after realizing how so many of the people i was talking to were nothing special and brought nothing interesting to the table. These days I'm taking a break from that shit and trying to meet people exclusively in person. Harder to hide shit when you're face to face.