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I had my sexual awakening thanks to Final Fantasy X

GeekyDad

Member

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So Final Fantasy turned her into a "diversity gelatinous cube"...

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...and this is the result:




This is what happens if you let your entertainment dictate your sexuality, instead of developing through healthy relationships and social interactions with other people.
Also what else did you expect?


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K2D

Banned



A fan created sections of FFX in Unreal Engine to honor the game's 20th anniversary, and damn is it well done. Perfectly captures how a proper remake should look and feel.

I'm kinda embarrassed I poked fun of this FFX 20th anniversary fan trailer now..

Kotaku is complete and utter gutter trash..
 

Valt7786

Member
"And, ho boy, my attention starved, 14-year-old Black ass going to a predominantly white school would have killed Sin several times over for some tenderness, affection, and love."
I mean, I know it's kotaku and the diversity blob that wrote the article, but WHY. What does that line have anything to do with what the article was about? Gotta throw in some sneaky line about how white people are the devil?
 

Cyberpunkd

Member
Why does every single dumb shitty little thing have to be out there in the wide open public these days?

There is a life lesson that this new generation of idiots really need to learn:

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU'VE DONE, OR WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. SO STOP THINKING YOU'RE SO DAMN SPECIAL. NOBODY CARES.

Okay, thank you. Move along,
Imagine living all your life being helicopter-parented, having everyone tell you you are special and you have a unique gift that is just waiting for you to be discovered - your parents, your kindergarten teacher, your school teacher. Imagine getting all those participation trophies to make you feel good about yourself.

Then you are 20 and life hits you like a Volvo truck.
 

CAB_Life

Member
Imagine living all your life being helicopter-parented, having everyone tell you you are special and you have a unique gift that is just waiting for you to be discovered - your parents, your kindergarten teacher, your school teacher. Imagine getting all those participation trophies to make you feel good about yourself.

Then you are 20 and life hits you like a Volvo truck. given a job at Kotaku and write your masturabatory fanfic fantasies online for a living, celebrated by pedophiles and Qweens world wide (on Twitter).
 

SkylineRKR

Member
When I think about sex, videogames, let alone FF is the last thing that come to mind. We live in an age were uber nerdy teen fantasies are accepted for being cool and honest. In my youth these kids were gently slapped for being idiots, and it helped; a lot of them have grown up and admit they were sore losers those days.

I wonder where it goes with todays kids. They seem to be over protected. Thats going to end up well.
 
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balt1kr1s

Member
And, ho boy, my attention starved, 14-year-old Black ass going to a predominantly white school would have killed Sin several times over for some tenderness, affection, and love.
XD

It’s almost like a provocation to get banned for a racist joke
 

SkylineRKR

Member
"And, ho boy, my attention starved, 14-year-old Black ass going to a predominantly white school would have killed Sin several times over for some tenderness, affection, and love."
I mean, I know it's kotaku and the diversity blob that wrote the article, but WHY. What does that line have anything to do with what the article was about? Gotta throw in some sneaky line about how white people are the devil?

Yeah this is pushing their own narrative. Inclusive and equality and bla bla, but please do mention black and white for minority's sake. This article would work just as well if it was

And, ho boy, my attention starved, 14-year-old self going to school would have killed Sin several times over for some tenderness, affection, and love

Absolutely no difference; the kid was a lousy nerd and should've been slapped in order to wake up. And don't act like its been a choice. Writer has just been an outcast, a perfect fit for Kotaku and Ree.
 

TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
If they wrote Solid Snake and his dummy thicc clapping cheeks, I would have understood but tKicking.

But..
But you know! Tidus and Yuna (the two seventeen year olds) (one of whom had the emotional maturity to have to wait until the other was about to disappear from the world to express a three word sentence) TOTES fucked in the woods right in front of the capital city they just escaped from a demon king and an armed government run by essentially zombies. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, AND IT SURE MAKES ME HORNY

Thanks for ruining another classic videogame scene with your weird ass identity politics and free and progressive (and creepy as fuck) sexual fluidity, Kotaku.

I guess the entire world is like a rorschach test for these people, but everything they see is a black vagina.
 
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Coolwhhip

Neophyte
For me it was Mario 1, that moustache and overalls...

Do we have a visual on this brave soul? Is it a blue haired beast or a feeble soy dude?
 
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