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[Insane Metal]

No, but we can ban your avatar.

Why? Did you not like Samantha Fisher?

 

[Boss Mog]

Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

When you make yourself a societal reject, there's not much else for you to do other than games for entertainment. Also your gender studies degree isn't going to open a lot of doors for you. Plus the gaming press has formed a cabal of degenerates so they tend to be welcoming to their own.

 

[TLZ]

Maybe she thought the 'X' in FFX meant erotic and thus everything in the game had sexual meaning.

 

[TheContact]

FFseX. Great game tho

 

[hemo memo]

Kotaku

 

[Roman Empire]

I can already see the author was more than thrilled with the idea of FFX being legal

 

[Lux R7]

 

[SkylineRKR]

When you make yourself a societal reject, there's not much else for you to do other than games for entertainment. Also your gender studies degree isn't going to open a lot of doors for you. Plus the gaming press has formed a cabal of degenerates so they tend to be welcoming to their own.

Yeah pretty much this. What did they use to do? Stay inside, adopt an internet persona to be cool and respected. Which leads to playing games to escape the real world for a while. We all do this at times, but chances are these 24/7 basement ninjas are going to try to make a living out of it, as indeed, their options in the outside world are limited. So you get lots of these in this online entertainment scene.

 

[Lupin25]

Whose employer would allow this lol?

“Said game makes me horny.”

Okayyyy???

 

[Coolwhhip]

Whose employer would allow this lol?

“Said game makes me horny.”

Okayyyy???

On ad dependent websites you can probably write an article about wanting to kill babies, as long as you get enough clicks.

 

[Kilau]

Final Fuck X

 

[OmegaSupreme]

On ad dependent websites you can probably write an article about wanting to kill babies, as long as you get enough clicks.

Considering Kotakus employees I'm surprised they haven't written that article yet.

 

[Tiamat2san]

Oooookayyyy, good for you.

 

[FunkMiller]

In my day, we just used to call it having your first wank.

 

[Fahdis]

My sexual awakening was finding hentai on my brother's search history

Did you guys make out afterwards watching it together?

 

[Aenima]

My sexual awakening was finding hentai on my brother's search history

You lucky bastards that grew up with internet dont know the strugle that is looking at the lingerie section in random magazines

 

[Methos#1975]

Older I get, the stranger gaming gets

 

[nush]

You lucky bastards that grew up with internet dont know the strugle that is looking at the lingerie section in random magazines

You sometimes saw a nipple though.

 

[Derktron]

Why does every single dumb shitty little thing have to be out there in the wide open public these days?

There is a life lesson that this new generation of idiots really need to learn:

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU'VE DONE, OR WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. SO STOP THINKING YOU'RE SO DAMN SPECIAL. NOBODY CARES.

Okay, thank you. Move along,

 

[RavenSan]

They held hands in a lake? That's the "moment"?

At least Lulu was hot?

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[BabyfaceRe]

First thought: what weird ass sexual fetish are we in for now.

Sees kotaku: this now makes complete sense.

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[Excess]

>my 10 year old sister

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Games journalism, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Noboru Wataya]

>my 10 year old sister

£500 on “things that never happened”

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

I wonder what their era username is?

Literally came here to post this LMAO

 

[Prison Mike]

"Final Fantasy X’s 20th anniversary is this week, and while it’s not my favorite Final Fantasy, it is one I come back to whenever I think about sex."

 

[jufonuk]

So they wanked to the game wrote an article about it years later ? Ok cool

 

[StormCell]

Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

For real, it's about damn time for the internet to start taking these outlets to task for this weird shit. If I was an executive at a parent company and I saw this turd published from our subsidiary, heads would be rolling in the next 24 hours.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I don't play games that don't arouse me

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

The gaming media in 2021 everyone....

 

[Hypereides]

Why is Kotaku turning into the gossip section of Cosmopolitan? Is this really relevant to your audience?

 

[Adam_802]

I cant wait to dance on kotaku's grave when that shithole shuts down.

 

[Dynasty8]

Cucktaku.

 

[Pejo]

I cant wait to dance on kotaku's grave when that shithole shuts down.

I wish I could find the old thread when we already thought it was happening. It ended not being true but that was a fun thread.

 

[rofif]

 

[Kimahri]

Games journalism, ladies and gentlemen.

This isn't games journalism any more than dinosaur porn is "authors".

It's not one homogonous beast. If you don't like Kotaku, find those that write content you like instead. They're out there. Plenty of them. And if nothing strikes your fancy. Apply for a job at one. Or heck, create a gaming zine. Write reviews, write the stories you like. Contact developers and pr contact and ask for review codes.

That's how every single gaming website got started.

 

[Esppiral]

Haven't read it but it is because of Tidus, Right?.,,

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

 

[Guardian's Light]

I Had My Sexual Awakening Thanks To Final Fantasy X

On the 20th anniversary of Final Fantasy X, lets take a look at the series’ first sex scene

kotaku.com

Started to have way more fantasies thanks to final fantasy, so it's not the final fantasy anymore


*confused*


I don't know what is worse, this or me when as a kid I started eating lots of mushrooms after playing a lot of Super Mario on Nes and Snes

 

[the_master]

I thought it was an interesting article actually.
Made a lot of sense to me.

 

[the_master]

This is why we need more bullying in schools. At some point in her life she said something very retarded in school, and someone was about to shove her in a locker but the anti-bullying squad prevented it and now she gets to publish dumbass shit for all to read thinking that it is perfectly ok.

You must be quite a failure of a person. You have posted worst shit online, including this post.

What the fuck is wrong with someone getting interested in sex through a game, movie or book?

Did you ever get interested in sex? Do you think your way is better?

 

[KaiserBecks]

So seductive.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

This is why we need more bullying in schools. At some point in her life she said something very retarded in school, and someone was about to shove her in a locker but the anti-bullying squad prevented it and now she gets to publish dumbass shit for all to read thinking that it is perfectly ok.

What the fuck dude? Shittiest take in a while. I rather be locked up in room being forced to read her gaming sex stories then have you as a decision maker.

 

[Velius]

Fucking nerd

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I mean, no one should be bullied as a child for shit like this, but I don't think anyone should get paid for it, either.

If I made whatever they make per article for every time I've ranted about random things making me horny, I'd buy Texas and turn it into the Republic of Emancipated Totally Awesome Rejects Doing Stuff and elect the entirety of Kotaku as the heads of government.

 

[FrozenFlame]

>my 10 year old sister

Sometimes I get really confused with what is permited to talk nowadays. Like, any sexualized comment about female characters in games is a big NO NO but talking about real life sexual experiences from minors is OK?

 

[AJUMP23]

>my 10 year old sister

I wish there was a "shakes head" reaction.

 

[SoraNoKuni]

Ooook, that's weird.

I wanted to give KOTAKU a chance, a lot of years ago I kinda liked them, but it's a cringefest nowadays, I mean hearing about an adult recalling how he/she nutted for the first time in puberty ain't really a quality article.