Richard Packer
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You're supposed to drain the pillow once you're done with it.I’ve not made my own milk for a while. I imagine it’s curdled by now.
You're supposed to drain the pillow once you're done with it.I’ve not made my own milk for a while. I imagine it’s curdled by now.
I use a strainer.You're supposed to drain the pillow once you're done with it.
I like mine to form a protective crust layer that I apply lube to for a slippery, prickly tunnelYou're supposed to drain the pillow once you're done with it.
I use the mattress.You're supposed to drain the pillow once you're done with it.
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Insane. You've lucked out massively there.By the way I got that code by buying a new $2k+ PC with a RTX 3080, and it was never billed by Bestbuy. I called them up and told them, and they said it shows in their system as being charged successfully. So I called the bank (Goldman Sachs, it's a Apple Card) and they said it was billed too. But it doesn't show up on my balance, no money was taken from my linked checking account, etc. Both sides threw up their hands. So I think I just got a massive fucking PC upgrade for free all because the water cooling in my old PC flaked out and my CPU burnt to a crisp along with the slot in the motherboard.
I mean, I can't even give them my money. Both the bank and Bestbuy are literally pointing fingers at each other over who gave away this PC for free lol. Fuck it.
Well seeing as you've got all that extra free money guilting you in your pocket, give a few bros GAF gold. You'll,feel better.By the way I got that code by buying a new $2k+ PC with a RTX 3080, and it was never billed by Bestbuy. I called them up and told them, and they said it shows in their system as being charged successfully. So I called the bank (Goldman Sachs, it's a Apple Card) and they said it was billed too. But it doesn't show up on my balance, no money was taken from my linked checking account, etc. Both sides threw up their hands. So I think I just got a massive fucking PC upgrade for free all because the water cooling in my old PC flaked out and my CPU burnt to a crisp along with the slot in the motherboard.
I mean, I can't even give them my money. Both the bank and Bestbuy are literally pointing fingers at each other over who gave away this PC for free lol. Fuck it.
As a member of GoldGAF, I can tell you that it’s not really it’s cut out to be. Sure, you have an ad-free experience, and the auto-reloading of threads for new posts is nice, and the sense of elitism that comes with the gold name is worth it, but…ah, fuck it, it’s great.Well seeing as you've got all that extra free money guilting you in your pocket, give a few bros GAF gold. You'll,feel better.
We need a platinum tier. Evilore finds me one willing non-gold and I take a literal shit on them. The annual fee includes 2-3 dumps per year depending on availability.As a member of GoldGAF, I can tell you that it’s not really it’s cut out to be. Sure, you have an ad-free experience, and the auto-reloading of threads for new posts is nice, and the sense of elitism that comes with the gold name is worth it, but…ah, fuck it, it’s great.
Where do I sign up?We need a platinum tier. Evilore finds me one willing non-gold and I take a literal shit on them. The annual fee includes 2-3 dumps per year depending on availability.
Well seeing as you've got all that extra free money guilting you in your pocket, give a few bros GAF gold. You'll,feel better.
Every day.Is this you?
This place would be pretty boring without us weirdos.
Who among us really has it in them to define what is normal or what is weird?This place would be pretty boring without us weirdos.
Not me. I'm just a humble digestive.Who among us really has it in them to define what is normal or what is weird?
I would hate to be a conjoined twin anytime, but the teenage years would be an unending torture of shame and regret.
The digestive is the king of biscuits.Not me. I'm just a humble digestive.
I love sosThe South has entered the chat
We fought a war over this.So wrong.
So, so wrong.
A little known sister event to the Boston Tea Party, The Charleston Gravy Boat had quite a different ambiance.We fought a war over this.
And I’ll fight a second war if needs be. That…that abomination is a disgrace to the good word of ‘biscuit’ and I don’t even fucking know what that second picture is but it looks like it should be coming out your body, not going in.We fought a war over this.
Let me tell you, it's an ecstatic experience either way.And I’ll fight a second war if needs be. That…that abomination is a disgrace to the good word of ‘biscuit’ and I don’t even fucking know what that second picture is but it looks like it should be coming out your body, not going in.
What even is it? Grits?Let me tell you, it's an ecstatic experience either way.
Is this you?
Are you American? I pictured you as a Brit in my head for some reason.And I’ll fight a second war if needs be. That…that abomination is a disgrace to the good word of ‘biscuit’ and I don’t even fucking know what that second picture is but it looks like it should be coming out your body, not going in.
Are you American? I pictured you as a Brit in my head for some reason.
I’ve never been so offended. I’m a Brit and proud.Are you American? I pictured you as a Brit in my head for some reason.
I’ve never been so offended. I’m a Brit and proud.
Hell yeah. I love the brits. They gave us America. They haven't done a damn bit of good since but you can never take that away from them. jk
I wasn’t even planning to masturbate todayThey also gave the world:
I was thinking the civil war for some reasonI’ve never been so offended. I’m a Brit and proud.
I was. Somehow the day got away from me.I wasn’t even planning to masturbate today