Zaraki_Kenpachi
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Haha, never heard of this before.
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So GAF I help this really nice looking lady and it ends with a make out session.
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Haha, never heard of this before.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
How did I miss this thread...I'm all caught up and ready to troll.
[KoRp]Jazzman
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I think if he gets another GD extension this easily, it should bump up the stakes to a perma if he doesn't deliver pics by Sunday morning.
Your IP will cry when it realizes it will never again have a shot at posting, and your family will hate you.
Your IP will cry when it realizes it will never again have a shot at posting, and your family will hate you.
thecouncil
Banned
the longer it goes on, the more real i think it is actually.
he could have made up ANY STORY about a date last night if he were lying.
and then he could have said there wasn't a good time to take a picture of them together because she was crying too much over...
...her son with cancer.
...trance's killer icarus skillz.
...her inability to keep from giving handjobs to guys who hold a door open for her.
...getting beat up in a parking lot, or whatever the hell that portion of this thread was about.
...being 40 years old but looking old enough for someone to think shes in her mid-60s.
...being held hostage within her own life because she met a kid who fell in love at first $5 and won't stop texting "relationship of the year?"
he could have made up ANY STORY about a date last night if he were lying.
and then he could have said there wasn't a good time to take a picture of them together because she was crying too much over...
...her son with cancer.
...trance's killer icarus skillz.
...her inability to keep from giving handjobs to guys who hold a door open for her.
...getting beat up in a parking lot, or whatever the hell that portion of this thread was about.
...being 40 years old but looking old enough for someone to think shes in her mid-60s.
...being held hostage within her own life because she met a kid who fell in love at first $5 and won't stop texting "relationship of the year?"
Willkiller
Banned
Oh FFS . Another problem in her family?
Dude, even if this is real...what the fuck are you getting yourself into? At this point I wouldnt' be suprised that come Sunday the OP's mythical Milf posts a picture of the OP tied to the floor waiting to be sacrificed to Cthulhu.
Dude, even if this is real...what the fuck are you getting yourself into? At this point I wouldnt' be suprised that come Sunday the OP's mythical Milf posts a picture of the OP tied to the floor waiting to be sacrificed to Cthulhu.
RubxQub
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When's this lunch break?!
Yep, which is why you called it "thread of the year" right?
You better give something soon before bish brings down the hammer.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
Apparently after most people have dinner. :lol Should just ban him now, he's already proven he's lying.
Somehow I imagine you'll be leaving other things soon, too.
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Deleted member 81567
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That lunch must be pretty long huh.
That's not the only thing that's long
Jeff Albertson
Member
I just read 9 pages of this bullshit
So obviously fake as soon as he was asking for tags and saying how great the thread is
Also he said she left her phone in the car but also it died in the hospital
I suppose it's hard keeping track of made up stories
So obviously fake as soon as he was asking for tags and saying how great the thread is
Also he said she left her phone in the car but also it died in the hospital
I suppose it's hard keeping track of made up stories
It really shouldn't be, the thread isn't that long and he has hardly posted any information of value.
I feel this will end in a fairly anticlimactic way.
Jo Shishido's Cheeks
Member
Oh, you didn't know this shit right chea was "thread of the year" partner?
Escape Goat
Member
Bish, we need you!
Seraphinianus
Banned
i don't think he should be banned. shame tag for the long term troll over the short term bans
Atramental
Banned
Right now I'm craving a "moderator challenge" like they do at Something Awful.
Hot Coldman
Banned
If only bish hadn't been the one to spot this thread. It just isn't right for him to lay down any punishment but the ban. (Although a name change would be neat)
Willkiller
Banned
How do we summon Bish?
Atramental
Banned
D
Deleted member 81567
Unconfirmed Member
I bought myself a large pack of Starbursts yesterday for the occasion, but apparently nothing's gonna happen 
Atramental
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plasmasd
Member
Find one that posts on GAF
I bought myself a large pack of Starbursts yesterday for the occasion, but apparently nothing's gonna happen
Keep the Starburst. E3 is coming.
Was it kr3w -> goddam -> golfham or something?
thecouncil
Banned
you sure eat a late lunch.
ShipTheCheese
Member
This whole thread feels like one big soap opera. Weird shit going on, locked in time, nothing changes, and then it gets cancelled.
If this doesn't deliver, i'm quitting GAF.
Escape Goat
Member
if you dont deliver i'm quitting gaf
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Deleted member 81567
Unconfirmed Member
if you dont im quitting ga
Finally found a way to get rid of you.
D
Deleted member 81567
Unconfirmed Member
Sentry were your threads worse than mine?
LightofRohan
Member
Goddam, if a man in his 50's was trying to make out/giving money to a younger woman. He'd be arrested.
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