TwEE-N-Toast
Banned
That's how you get cooties.
op got me craving ice cream somethin' fierce
I actually enjoy writing these prosaic short story level sexts to people to get them too turned on during the work day. I've gotten yelled at a few times cause of it but it was worth it in the end lol
Girl had to leave work for like an hour once. She was of mixed feelings regarding this
I shouldn't have read your breakdown at work lol
I actually turned down a similar opportunity very recently, because she's someone from tinder, and I know Id have to return the favour, and I'm scared of getting a disease.
is an avatar quote appropriate here? idk lmao
Lots of nasty and vivid imaginations in this thread.
Welp. I hope no one asks me to stand up and head over to their cube for the next couple minutes.
Just because ya got ya booty eaten, this doesn't mean a damn thingSo what say you GAF, was this a date? I'm not sure if all the signs were there or not.
So what say you GAF, was this a date? I'm not sure if all the signs were there or not.
Looks like you aren't the only one with a Rise of Iron.
lmfao
gonna put "eat ice cream" as my #1 on my birthday wishlist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Good thing too, wouldn't want anyone feeling violatednah, hookups aren't dates
The hero GAF deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
So we'll eat his ass... because he can take it
So what say you GAF, was this a date? I'm not sure if all the signs were there or not.
So what say you GAF, was this a date? I'm not sure if all the signs were there or not.
No date. Definitely more of a hookup.
Gonna be real awkward in 10 minutes as I meet with this 70 year old lady and just think about this thread the entire time.
Ok, so I just got back from my friend's house and time for the breakdown. So I go over to her place and she invites me in to her bedroom. I'm thinking it as just going to be a regular girl's bedroom, but no she had a rack of floggers and riding crops next to her clothes hamper off to the side and a rather ominous looking Rubbermaid toolbox sitting under it. The room was lit with candles and it just had a very sensual atmosphere going on. She asked me if I was ready and I said yes. She then asked me how I felt about it and if I still wanted to back out. I wasn't going to punk out so I said sure.
She then grabs me, spins me around so 'm facing her bed, undoes my belt from behind, grabs me by the neck, and growls, "Bend over and let me taste that ass."
Of course I freaked out and was like what the hell, but she brought up the fact that I had told her and a group of other friends while drinking that I'm a bit of a switch who leans towards submissive and she wanted to see just how submissive I was. She had me there so I said, "Ok as long as you don't go overboard and violate my consent." She said fine and then pushed me over while dragging my pants off until my lower half was exposed and ass raised in the air like a black Mt. Everest. You have to understand guys, I was nervous as hell because I had no clue what was about to happen. I trimmed my hair, washed my ass inside and out, and still wasn't prepared. She then began to grab my asscheeks and squeeze and lick them while slapping my ass every few seconds and pushed my head into the bed. She got on her knees and I could feel her breath on my ass and testicles as she began softly nibbling on them while slapping my ass still. Then I could feel her mouth next to my asshole and....
I screamed like a girl. Her mouth latched on to my ass like leech and I could feel her tongue delicately swirl around my ass ever so gently, but with enough pressure that I could feel it. I mean she buried her face in it. She took her tongue and started to penetrate me while I'm moaning and toes are being curled. Then she starts to move my ass on her tongue like she wants to get as much of it in me as possible. At this point I'm rock solid and she pulls out and grabs my dick and aims it backwards towards her and she swallows me in one gulp. Not only was this my first time getting my salad tossed, I also never had my dick sucked from the back before. My mind immediately thought of Mike Epps and Friday After Next and I chuckled. She thought I was laughing at her and she slaps my ass repeatedly while sucking me with an almost Hoover like force. That was enough to send me over the edge and I swear I must have shot out my soul down her throat.
After we cleaned up, she explained that she wanted to talk to me about possibly being her submissive, but she didn't know if I would be into the same things she would. We're going to a local BDSM group munch this weekend. So thank you GAF for convincing me to do it because you might have just hooked me up with an actual partner.
Friend with benefits. No commitment. You're living the dream
I know,was just making a joke about an older threadNo date. Definitely more of a hookup.
give her the pipe
give her the pipe
Gonna be real awkward in 10 minutes as I meet with this 70 year old lady and just think about this thread the entire time.
Gonna be real awkward in 10 minutes as I meet with this 70 year old lady and just think about this thread the entire time.
Ask her her thoughts on ice cream.
Offer her some ice cream.
Fuck. Managed to survive reading Daft Punk's post, but this somehow sent me over the top.
Looks like you aren't the only one with a Rise of Iron.Welp. I hope no one asks me to stand up and head over to their cube for the next couple minutes.
Next up: pegging. OP living the life!