why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
That's too hard to dowhy cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
He needs to make sure she has a nearby defibIt'll be awkward when you drop your pants and have it standing like a pine tree.
most of the posts in this thread will be replies to this one lolwhy cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
I will reply to a lot of threads with thiswhy cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
The only thing I'd worry about is having a boner. So jerk off a couple times before going , I guess.
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
💀why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
Perfect first post... I always ask this question with these threads?why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
TrueImagine how boring OT would be if we didn't have socially awkward posters
I had a female doctor clamp my penis down with what felt like a clothespin and then slowly jam a camera up my urethra to look around my bladder for about 5-10 minutes.
I think you'll survive this.
You shouldn't be laughing at tiny dicks when you're repping a paltry 10er on GAFMy ex is a doctor. She would come home and tell me about every shriveled tiny penis she encountered throughout her days and we would both laugh at those weak ass moist dudes while I banged her with my 10 incher.
Goodluck bro.
She doesn't give a fuck what your prick looks like you prick.
Thread is sexist as fuck.
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
This. It's a doctor, they're professional. Just relax and let's them do their job.why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
I don't know how the fuck someone can get a boner from a doctor with a plastic glove touching your balls and dick in the most unsexy way possible but this is gaf so it is probably a good idea.
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
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Op, just think about this when she's seeing your little captain, you'll be fineShit man I had a hot nurse try to stick a catheter up my dick, but for some reason it wouldn't go all the way in. Then another older lady nurse came in, but she couldn't do it either. They called in this other nurse, and this time it's a giant power lifter looking motherfucker. He failed as well.
So I had a hot nurse, a sweet middle aged lady, and a power lifter all staring intensely at my little ding dong trying to get this thing in. At one point the power lifter was like "it's like I'm hitting a brick wall in there".
Then they get this urologist to come in. He was pissed because he couldn't believe these nurses couldn't do it. He initially had trouble as well, but then he got frustrated and forced it in like he was Dante doing that stinger move or some shit. I could feel it enter my bladder. It hurt so bad. He walked out complaining like "See? No problem. I don't see why you guys can't do this!"
Then I watched Jurassic Park 3 on the TV while listening to the hot nurse talk shit about urologists.
I swear to God some screenwriter on GAF is writing this scene down so hard for their next romantic comedyShit man I had a hot nurse try to stick a catheter up my dick, but for some reason it wouldn't go all the way in. Then another older lady nurse came in, but she couldn't do it either. They called in this other nurse, and this time it's a giant power lifter looking motherfucker. He failed as well.
So I had a hot nurse, a sweet middle aged lady, and a power lifter all staring intensely at my little ding dong trying to get this thing in. At one point the power lifter was like "it's like I'm hitting a brick wall in there".
Then they get this urologist to come in. He was pissed because he couldn't believe these nurses couldn't do it. He initially had trouble as well, but then he got frustrated and forced it in like he was Dante doing that stinger move or some shit. I could feel it enter my bladder. It hurt so bad. He walked out complaining like "See? No problem. I don't see why you guys can't do this!"
Then I watched Jurassic Park 3 on the TV while listening to the hot nurse talk shit about urologists.
This.why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
you gave it a name, and the best you can come up with is Little Captain? I feel sorry for you
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
It's 1:30 AM here and I'm taking a shit and absolutely losing it on the toilet.
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
This is hilarious.The only thing I'd worry about is having a boner. So jerk off a couple times before going , I guess.