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Alanah Pearce is hosting the 2024 GDC Awards

FunkMiller

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Is Alanah Pearce one of those woke-ish gamergate kinds of game industry people?

Or does she love dolling it up not giving a shit? Just wondering as her pics are nice and slutty there. So I'm guessing she loves it.

No she's not. You can't come from Cairns and be woke. It's too fucking hot, and there are too many shit head spiders and crocodiles.

Also... 'nice and slutty'? How terminally single are you? Are we talking years or decades? :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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> Is a thread about Alanah Pearce hosting GDC
> Almost all discussion ends up fetishizing her body parts.

Ahh, just another thursday.

I'll never know GAF's obsession with this woman, at whatever she does and downplaying her abilities to just her SMV and the rabid conspiracy theories that follow.
I think she's making her body the topic of conversation with her choice of outfit, no? Do you think she doesn't want people looking at or thinking about her in a sexual way? I mean I can see her entire tits... but stating the obvious is too gauche?
 

SJRB

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FunkMiller

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The host should dress appropriately, instead she has dressed like a street hooker and made everything about herself, which detracts from the subject matter. Of course, this is her M.O. Leveraging her (questionable) sex appeal to nerds.

You alright there, Captain Mormon?

I’ve got a picture here of a woman daring to show an ankle in public. You want me to send it to you so you can masturbate over it call her a whore?
 
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Hudo

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> Is a thread about Alanah Pearce hosting GDC
> Almost all discussion ends up fetishizing her body parts.

Ahh, just another thursday.

I'll never know GAF's obsession with this woman, at whatever she does and downplaying her abilities to just her SMV and the rabid conspiracy theories that follow.
To be fair, she is using her body/appearance for marketing purposes herself.
 

skyfall

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She has the perfect “I’ve never played a video game in my life, but I’m here to tell you how toxic and male they are” look
 

GymWolf

Member
A leper with tourette would be better than dorito dude and she has big tits, sound like a win for whoever is gonna watch that cringeshow.
 
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FireFly

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The host should dress appropriately, instead she has dressed like a street hooker and made everything about herself, which detracts from the subject matter. Of course, this is her M.O. Leveraging her (questionable) sex appeal to nerds.
Yes, women should have the freedom to express themselves and dress sexily, but only in video games. Got to keep them locked down in real life.
 

Cyberpunkd

Member
I think she's making her body the topic of conversation with her choice of outfit, no? Do you think she doesn't want people looking at or thinking about her in a sexual way? I mean I can see her entire tits... but stating the obvious is too gauche?
This. She is not clueless, she knows exactly where the conversation will go. Sorry, you don’t get to play “don’t sexualize me!” when you dress in a sexual way. Also, even if - there is a way to dress sexy and elegant at the same time. This is hooker/escort outfit.
 

yurinka

Member
Well, she has the looks for sure. Now let's see how she performs as a host.

Edit: watched it, she did a great job as a host (and yes, she looked so hot).
 
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Yes, women should have the freedom to express themselves and dress sexily, but only in video games. Got to keep them locked down in real life.
It just seems kind of embarrassingly unprofessional as a host. I don't want Jeff showing up in a skin tight outfit that highlights his bulge either. It would also be silly but arguably more appropriate to show up dressed as a scantily clad video game character.
 
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Vlodril

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It just seems kind of embarrassingly unprofessional as a host. I don't want Jeff showing up in a skin tight outfit that highlights his bulge either. It would also be silly but arguably more appropriate to show up dressed as a scantily clad video game character.

Have you ever seen any hollywood oscar ceremony etc? What is the difference exactly?

We want pretty women dressed nicely only in video games in real life they should wear a burqa?
 

Toots

Gold Member
The host should dress appropriately, instead she has dressed like a street hooker and made everything about herself, which detracts from the subject matter. Of course, this is her M.O. Leveraging her (questionable) sex appeal to nerds.
This is hooker/escort outfit.
It just seems kind of embarrassingly unprofessional as a host.
Guys calm down with the genius trolls. They're too good, almost undetectable and people will start to think we're really bigoted morons with values worse than an Alabama redneck.
 

FireFly

Member
It just seems kind of embarrassingly unprofessional as a host. I don't want Jeff showing up in a skin tight outfit that highlights his bulge either. It would also be silly but arguably more appropriate to show up dressed as a scantily clad video game character.
There isn't really a cultural equivalent to a glamorous dress for a man. But Alanah's dress is similar to what a star might wear to a Hollywood event. I can see it being a little too strong for a host, but even there you can find examples of Oscar hosts wearing similar outfits.
 
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Hudo

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Did the purples already tried to cancel her for looking like unrealistic wank material?
I don't think they would attack her. But they will probably call out this thread and call us sexist/misogynist assholes. To which my only response is: Who is the real misogynist here? The one who enjoys boobs of all shapes and sizes or the people trying to hate on boobs?

I don't see any boob-haters here.
 

Elysium44

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Have you ever seen any hollywood oscar ceremony etc? What is the difference exactly?

We want pretty women dressed nicely only in video games in real life they should wear a burqa?

Hollywood oscar dress standards have plummeted too, women seem to be competing with each other to show as much flesh as possible, to tease and titillate, while also simultaneously saying they are oppressed and men should stop sexualising them. It's bullshit and should be called out every time they do it.
 

Elysium44

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Nah that's the simps who drool over women like this.

If a man did what she does, he would be roundly ridiculed and would have no credibility at all. But when a woman does it... it's acceptable because... why? You're saying that women are sex objects. Now I'm happy to see and treat women like that, if that's what they want, but they can't simultaneously be respected as my equal because they've chosen not to be. They've chosen to sexualise themselves first and foremost.

Imagine if Phil Spencer dressed to show loads of flesh, or Richard from Digital Foundry. Instead of talking about Xbox or frame rates, we'd be talking about their bodies. Wouldn't that be dumb?

Anyway, of course men cannot do this because it doesn't work if we do it, it's a power only women have. They learn this power at a young age and then use it all their lives (or until it no longer works some time in their 30s / 40s).
 
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GymWolf

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I don't think they would attack her. But they will probably call out this thread and call us sexist/misogynist assholes. To which my only response is: Who is the real misogynist here? The one who enjoys boobs of all shapes and sizes or the people trying to hate on boobs?

I don't see any boob-haters here.
Being called bad names by the purple cuckoos is a badge of honor.
 

Ogbert

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It just seems kind of embarrassingly unprofessional as a host. I don't want Jeff showing up in a skin tight outfit that highlights his bulge either. It would also be silly but arguably more appropriate to show up dressed as a scantily clad video game character.
It’s not unprofessional. It’s awesome.

She’s hot. She knows it. Her success is almost entirely down to her hotness. Good on her.

And I love how much all the women around her will seethe with jealousy. I’m all for toxic femininity.
 
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