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Am I crazy or did Geist have nudity

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themagicalkitsune

Member
vid said:
Wait, is this the thread where the timeline split occurs? Which bomblord are we following, and does he end up in the sequel?
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Alo81 investigates Geist vagina mystery

Alo81 is successful -> Thread blows up, OP bans himself and bumps own thread 2 years later as alt account bomblord1

Alo81 is unsuccessful -> OP stays with us under original account bomblord
 
K

Kaydan

Banned
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That's how much this thread has delivered. Can't believe I missed that while lurking back then.

11/10. Thread of all threads.
 
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NoFaceNico

Member
Dragonslayer_023 said:
Do you remember the thread that made bomblord a legend GAF? It was about a vagina in Geist, Gamecube. Really quite wonderful. It had a secretary and you could posses a rat and look up her skirt. She wasn't nude of course, but people would say they could see the vagina.

"Oh, I see the vagina, GAF! Can't you see the vagina?"

Textures and lines and character models...

But with this thread he wanted to show us something that wasn't an illusion. Genitals that were real, something that we could see and touch.

An aim not devoid of merit.
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I was overwhelmed by the power of this place! But I made a mistake, too, I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now!! The only thing that matters now are the people we love. That pornstar they used for the texture molds. John, they're out there where GAFers are fapping!
 
E

-Eddman-

Member
Next twist: bomblord somehow became Simone Peach's boyfriend and that's why he requested the ban in the first place.
 
M

Messofanego

Banned
bomblord1 said:
I tried everything to contact them but my second account finished being approved before I received a reply email. In fact I still haven't received a reply from that email.

Anyway, the details are fairly straightforward I felt at the time that creating a thread about nudity in a game had crossed a line at the time. Felt like was getting into a toxic part of the community especially after being called a "true pervert" and my girlfriend agreed. As a show of good faith I requested a ban.

A few months later we talked it over and decided it wasn't a huge deal and I tried to find a way to get into contact with neogaf staff to repeal the ban and never received a reply through repeated attempts so I just made a new account. I came back much later and read where the thread had gone *after* I had been banned and was like holy crap lol all the twists and turns. Finally just decided to bump it and admit who I was.
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Hold up, this isn't straightforward. Were you called a true pervert after or before this? If before, what other actions caused such a judgment? If after, how did she find out about this thread? What's the toxic part of the community, Geist low poly porn connoisseurs?
 
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bomblord1

Banned
Messofanego said:
Hold up, this isn't straightforward. Were you called a true pervert after or before this? If before, what other actions caused such a judgment? If after, how did she find out about this thread? What's the toxic part of the community, Geist low poly porn connoisseurs?
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Person in this thread jokingly said "Op is a true perv" I know it was joking but it made me stop and think.

The "toxic" I'm referring to would be the "porn connoisseurs" yes. It was a toxic atmosphere to me. I would like to emphasize the to me part it's not anyone's fault for going along with the thread or saying that stuff it was just kind of a hit home about something fairly personal that I didn't realize I was that far into. A personal issue.

She found out because I talked to her about it. She did not call me a true perv.
 
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Messofanego

Banned
bomblord1 said:
Person in this thread jokingly said "Op is a true perv" I know it was joking but it made me stop and think.

The "toxic" I'm referring to would be the "porn connoisseurs" yes. It was a toxic atmosphere to me. I would like to emphasize the to me part it's not anyone's fault for going along with the thread or saying that stuff it was just kind of a hit home about something fairly personal that I didn't realize I was that far into. A personal issue.

She found out because I talked to her about it.
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That clears things up.

Good thing you wanted to stay away from being considered a true pervert. Cults await those people :p

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SirNinja

SirNinja

Member
bomblord1 said:
I requested a ban specifically to prevent it from blowing up like that.
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But blowing it up by alt-necroing is perfectly fine, apparently...

Of all the words in that sentence, I never thought "like that" would end up being the two most important.
 
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shiyrley

Banned
LET ME UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD

OP (barely) remembers seeing nudity in a old gamecube game (a vagina)

Someone gets to work with the emulator and says that it's not true

BUT SUDDENLY

"holy shit I was wrong there is nudity here"

He does further research and confirms it.

Then someone finds the real-life model for the character.

Then someone finds out / points out that she is a pornstar.

Everything is already amazing at this point but... WAIT

THE VERY PERSON WHO MODELED AND TEXTURED THAT CHARACTER HAPPENS TO BE A GAFFER

he clears everything up, that's not mean to be a vagina, that's for deformation purposes and it was supposed to be underwear.

You went from checking if a GameCube game has nudity, to find porn from the person whose face was used for the game character AND have the person who modeled the character comment on it.

wow

What the fuck. This is GOLD.
 
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bomblord1

Banned
shiyrley said:
LET ME UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD

OP (barely) remembers seeing nudity in a old gamecube game (a vagina)

Someone gets to work with the emulator and says that it's not true

BUT SUDDENLY

"holy shit I was wrong there is nudity here"

He does further research and confirms it.

Then someone finds the real-life model for the character.

Then someone finds out / points out that she is a pornstar.

You went from checking if a GameCube game has nudity, to find porn from the person whose face was used for the game character.

What the fuck. This is GOLD.
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You missed the part where the N-Space employee who modeled the very character being discussed (and was a gaffer) came in and cleared some stuff up.
 
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JigglesBunny

Banned
Holy fuck, the memories.

I remember lurking pre-approval and this thread made me anxious to get the account.

Such a legend. Any Gaffer who hasn't read this, it should be required introductory material.
 
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Timeaisis

Member
Dragonslayer_023 said:
Do you remember the thread that made bomblord a legend GAF? It was about a vagina in Geist, Gamecube. Really quite wonderful. It had a secretary and you could posses a rat and look up her skirt. She wasn't nude of course, but people would say they could see the vagina.

"Oh, I see the vagina, GAF! Can't you see the vagina?"

Textures and lines and character models...

But with this thread he wanted to show us something that wasn't an illusion. Genitals that were real, something that we could see and touch.

An aim not devoid of merit.
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Oh my god.
 
P

PirateKing

Junior Member
bomblord1 said:
I tried everything to contact them but my second account finished being approved before I received a reply email. In fact I still haven't received a reply from that email.

Anyway, the details are fairly straightforward I felt at the time that creating a thread about nudity in a game had crossed a line at the time. Felt like was getting into a toxic part of the community especially after being called a "true pervert" and my girlfriend agreed. As a show of good faith I requested a ban.

A few months later we talked it over and decided it wasn't a huge deal and I tried to find a way to get into contact with neogaf staff to repeal the ban and never received a reply through repeated attempts so I just made a new account. I came back much later and read where the thread had gone *after* I had been banned and was like holy crap lol all the twists and turns. Finally just decided to bump it and admit who I was.
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Damn, this was en extra since the last bump. Thanks for letting us know and good to know it's all good now!
 
M

Messofanego

Banned
shiyrley said:
LET ME UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD

OP (barely) remembers seeing nudity in a old gamecube game (a vagina)

Someone gets to work with the emulator and says that it's not true

BUT SUDDENLY

"holy shit I was wrong there is nudity here"

He does further research and confirms it.

Then someone finds the real-life model for the character.

Then someone finds out / points out that she is a pornstar.

Everything is already amazing at this point but... WAIT

THE VERY PERSON WHO MODELED AND TEXTURED THAT CHARACTER HAPPENS TO BE A GAFFER

he clears everything up, that's not mean to be a vagina, that's for deformation purposes and it was supposed to be underwear.

You went from checking if a GameCube game has nudity, to find porn from the person whose face was used for the game character AND have the person who modeled the character comment on it.

wow

What the fuck. This is GOLD.
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Thank you for this hilarious summary :D
 
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Trike

Member
bomblord1 said:
I tried everything to contact them but my second account finished being approved before I received a reply email. In fact I still haven't received a reply from that email.

Anyway, the details are fairly straightforward I felt at the time that creating a thread about nudity in a game had crossed a line at the time. Felt like was getting into a toxic part of the community especially after being called a "true pervert" and my girlfriend agreed. As a show of good faith I requested a ban.

A few months later we talked it over and decided it wasn't a huge deal and I tried to find a way to get into contact with neogaf staff to repeal the ban and never received a reply through repeated attempts so I just made a new account. I came back much later and read where the thread had gone *after* I had been banned and was like holy crap lol all the twists and turns. Finally just decided to bump it and admit who I was.
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Yes, many of us have been trying to find out if "bomblord1" was just the guise of some man with a terrible secret. No one would have ever been able to come to the conclusion that it was actually "bomblord" without some inside knowledge. I should have been able to guess this, as I once met a "Tom Cruiser " that was just an alias used by a famous celebrity trying to have a peaceful vacation.
 
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Instro

Member
bomblord1 said:
I tried everything to contact them but my second account finished being approved before I received a reply email. In fact I still haven't received a reply from that email.

Anyway, the details are fairly straightforward I felt at the time that creating a thread about nudity in a game had crossed a line at the time. Felt like was getting into a toxic part of the community especially after being called a "true pervert" and my girlfriend agreed. As a show of good faith I requested a ban.

A few months later we talked it over and decided it wasn't a huge deal and I tried to find a way to get into contact with neogaf staff to repeal the ban and never received a reply through repeated attempts so I just made a new account. I came back much later and read where the thread had gone *after* I had been banned and was like holy crap lol all the twists and turns. Finally just decided to bump it and admit who I was.
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Just when he thought he was out...
 
2

213372bu

Banned
Oh wow I didn't know this bomblord was an alt account.

Anyways, glad to see this thread again.

Brings back memories.
 
TheRedSnifit

TheRedSnifit

Member
Trike said:
Yes, many of us have been trying to find out if "bomblord1" was just the guise of some man with a terrible secret. No one would have ever been able to come to the conclusion that it was actually "bomblord" without some inside knowledge. I should have been able to guess this, as I once met a "Tom Cruiser " that was just an alias used by a famous celebrity trying to have a peaceful vacation.
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This thread will still be delivering centuries from now.
 
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