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[slugbahr]

Never in my entire life have I ever met an Australian that wasn't sound.as.fuck. This was from a very early age where my imported kindergarten teacher from Aus took a shine to me and called me her little Kookaburra.

Was she hot??

 

[Skyr]

Don’t mind me.

I’m just waiting for a mate.

 

[nush]

Was she hot??

Maybe, but I was 5 so no idea.

 

[sevoro]

Maybe, but I was 5 so no idea.

Sounds like a solid 8/10.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Solid thread.

 

[LegendOfKage]

Sounds adventurous.

 

[Brian Fellows]

One thing I'll say about Australians. They make better seasons of Survivor than we do here in the US. Then again so does South Africa and New Zealand.

 

[SatansReverence]

Cunt.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Cunt.

You want to talk about it?

 

[Ailynn]

Australians seem to make fantastic actors - Several of my favorites come from there.

 

[Jezbollah]

To all my Aussie friends I say this: 'sup cunts.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

Remember the Australian-American war? It was the biggest war since the big one! Nothing but explosive kangaroos and boomerangs but America still kicked Australia's ass.

 

[Kazza]

Australians are super racist, perhaps the most racist people in the world. I suffered more racist abuse in my year down under than I ever have anywhere else before. I'm British, and was constantly referred to by the racist term "Pom" (basically equivalent to the n word). They would also use derogatory phrases such as "Pommy shower" within my hearing. Yikes!

But the racist stereotyping didn't stop there. I once got a job building a house in the Northern Territory outback: 35+ degrees every day, 100s of flies and mosquitoes, and the "dunny" was wherever you decided to dig a hole with the provided shovel. I was really proud of myself for just cracking on with the job at hand without a word of complaint, and do you know what one of them said to me? "Ya don't whinge much for a pom, do ya?". I can't even...

Oh, and they are also incredibly misogynistic, as evidenced by their frequent use of the word "cunt" in everyday conversation.

 

[Skyr]

I always wanted to spent a year traveling in Australia after I was done studying, but never had the guts to quit my job and do it.
Now I’m to old for travelworks and fear I never will meet all those mates and cunts
At least it will spare me a gruesome death being bitten by some disgusting poisonous creature.

 

[Papa]

Can’t think of a better place to post this. How good is it having the greatest yoghurt in the world?

 

[Tesseract]

aushtraileons r goop beeple, m8s

also yogurt is fucking disgusting you are dead to me matt

 

[Ellis]

Australians are basically British people, except they're more laid back and they give absolutely zero fucks about most things. Why else would they choose Vegemite over Marmite.

We're also the only English speaking nations that can use the word cunt effectively. Mostly because 1 in 2 people in both countries are complete cunts.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

just met and spoke with a wonderfully nice Australian lady at the dog park yesterday. she was a cool woman, a beautiful soul and milf.

 

[J-Roderton]

I like those Mighty Car Mod blokes.

 

[Trogdor1123]

I'm listening to an Australian podcast on an alien bigfoot slave race... Pretty legit

 

[Trogdor1123]

Forgot to add, if you want to watch something fun and to fall down a rabbit hole, watch Aussie dash cam videos on YouTube. Very fun

 

[Birdo]

They tried to steal the word Cunt from the English (The Scottish are trying too).

That's not happening. That's our word. Aussies and Scotts are culturally appropriating it.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Can we make this thread a best of ozzyman?

 

[Skyr]

 

[nush]

Australians are super racist, perhaps the most racist people in the world. I suffered more racist abuse in my year down under than I ever have anywhere else before. I'm British, and was constantly referred to by the racist term "Pom" (basically equivalent to the n word). They would also use derogatory phrases such as "Pommy shower" within my hearing. Yikes!

But the racist stereotyping didn't stop there. I once got a job building a house in the Northern Territory outback: 35+ degrees every day, 100s of flies and mosquitoes, and the "dunny" was wherever you decided to dig a hole with the provided shovel. I was really proud of myself for just cracking on with the job at hand without a word of complaint, and do you know what one of them said to me? "Ya don't whinge much for a pom, do ya?". I can't even...

Oh, and they are also incredibly misogynistic, as evidenced by their frequent use of the word "cunt" in everyday conversation.

 

[Barnabot]

kill em all

That's what actually what the Fauna is trying to do, isn't it?

 

[Whitesnake]

 

[triplestation]

Cunt.

kant*

 

[Rentahamster]

someone snapped off their monster dong and swung it at you like a boomerang

Spoiler: NSFW unless your work loves monster dongs

 

[kiiltz]

 

[Barnabot]

 

[keraj37]

 

[keraj37]

BTW, this is the most australian video ever

 

[keraj37]

And that is the most creepy Australian video:

 

[Mihos]

lookout for dropbears

 

[cr0w]

 

[Space Runaway]

The Road Warrior though.

 

[ROMhack]

Spoiler: NSFW unless your work loves monster dongs

I tended bar for that once at the theatre I used to work for. The whole audience was pretty much all 50 year old women.

It made for some good jokes to a girl I was hitting on at the time.

Gotta love them Aussies.

 

[Rentahamster]

It made for some good jokes to a girl I was hitting on at the time.

Any particular ones you remember that got a good reaction from her?

 

[lethial]

Probably the most realistic interpretation of Australians in all media.

 

[ROMhack]

Any particular ones you remember that got a good reaction from her?

Me: Hey, wanna see puppetry of the penis?

She: Wasn't that last week?

Me: Don't you worry about that

 

[plushyp]

just your standard roos

How common are Kangaroo attacks?

 

[Lux77]

Mandatory

 

[Scopa]

Have no idea why, all I know is that city people prefer Heineken, and the rural people love drinking XXXX Gold.

True story: The only time I have thrown up from drinking beer was after drinking XXXX. Absolute swill. To be fair, I did drink an entire slab though.

And that is the most creepy Australian video:

He just wants a XXXX. He can smell it in the frudge.

 

[Mohonky]

Forgot to add, if you want to watch something fun and to fall down a rabbit hole, watch Aussie dash cam videos on YouTube. Very fun

Also Super Wog

 

[RiccochetJ]

Harden the fuck up.

 

[pennythoughts]

there were a lot of Australians in my flight class. fun group of people.

I did clock one of the girls in the head with a metal rod on accident so America 1 - Australia 0.

 

[Barsinister]

Apart from AusGAF, this is one of my favorite things Austrailian

 

[slugbahr]

They tried to steal the word Cunt from the English (The Scottish are trying too).

That's not happening. That's our word. Aussies and Scotts are culturally appropriating it.

What a bunch of fuckin cunts!!

 

[Tesseract]

pretty funny to me that cunt rustles so many jimmies, it's such a stupid word