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[Papa]

QLD

 

[Shifty]

We have an OT for Aussies? Rippa

 

[ROMhack]

I can't believe this thread is still going

 

[Tesseract]

oshgha meh duggies n shrampy onna barbells

lesh sarf da wurfs m8s

 

[StreetsofBeige]

SA:

10

 

[The Giant]

USE A FUCKING BUN AND WHY IS THE WIENER SO LONG? You peoplereally use sliced bread instead of hot dog buns?

It's a sausage sizzle, ya cunt . Don't you dare shit on a amazing thing.

 

[Scopa]

It's a sausage sizzle, ya cunt . Don't you dare shit on a amazing thing.

brap only likes things with fat buns. It’s a sickness.

 

[Cato]

Onions, Sausage in a slice of bread, with what appears to be mustard on the top left and is going to be added. Seems normal to me. I mean unless you hate food or just never go out.

There is nothing normal with mustard on a snag. It is un-natural and un-australian.

 

[Cato]

Yep. Everywhere except Queensland.

If Queensland was its own country, Australia would drop to just being second-best country.

 

[brap]

brap only likes things with fat buns. It’s a sickness.

Scopa only likes big long thick wieners.

Here in a civilized country only poor people eat wieners on sliced bread.

 

[Cato]

ok what the fuck is goin on in this country?

The country is divided on the topic but I kind of agree.

I am not a fan of the orientation in the picture where the snag goes from corner to corner. I feel like you can only safely have a lot of onion in the very centre of the snag or you risk it falling off.
I prefer the orientation where the snag goes from midpoint on one side to midpoint on the opposite side. That way you can safely have a lot more onion along the entire length of the bread
and it feels much more secure as well against accidental spill.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Never seen someone eat a sausage with a piece of bread.

Although in Montreal, eating steamed hot dogs (I guess it's kind of the same thing) with a soggy piece of bread is a thing.

 

[Scopa]

Obligatory:

 

[Can't decide]

Been to Oz a couple of times. Of all the spectacular sights and scenery to remember, one of most prominent memories was discovering that Aussies have cheese called "Coon".

 

[Scopa]

Been to Oz a couple of times. Of all the spectacular sights and scenery to remember, one of most prominent memories was discovering that Aussies have cheese called "Coon".

Coon cheese is named after its American creator, Edward William Coon (1871–1934) of Philadelphia, who patented a method, subsequently known as the Cooning process, for fast maturation of cheese via high temperature and humidity.[1][2][3][4][5] Former manufacturer Kraft, and later Dairy Farmers and National Foods, have vigorously defended the trademark.

Cheer cheese - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Can't decide]

Aye, but I had been to the US a couple times before I had been to Oz and didn't see it in the US.

 

[Bullet Club]

It's nice cheese.

And sausage in bread is also nice. Only brown BBQ sausages though. The pink hotdog franks go in buns.

 

[Papa]

Cheer cheese - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Cooning process

 

[farmerboy]

Righto, me and a mate went to Bunnings to pick up some plaster. Lo and behold, the snags were cooking, the birds were chirping and the weather was ok, cos the Bunnings girls were in their nice little tradie shorts.

4 snags in bread WITH COOKED ONION, 2 cokes - $13 fucking dollars. Which goes to a fucking good cause hey. You tell me what's better than that.

Best country on earth.

 

[brap]

There must be something in the water down there...

 

[Papa]

Who invited brap to our circle jerk?

 

[brap]

Who invited brap to our circle jerk?

Who invited you to turn this thread into a circle jerk?

 

[Papa]

Who invited you to turn this thread into a circle jerk?

The thread title

 

[waxer]

The snarlers go on the bread on an angle so the bulk of the bread gets eaten half way. That way its easier to finish the last bite without slippage and leftover bread especially when the kids are eating.

 

[Cato]

It's nice cheese.

And sausage in bread is also nice. Only brown BBQ sausages though. The pink hotdog franks go in buns.

s/buns/the fucking wheelie-bin/

FTFY

 

[b0uncyfr0]

Another Sydneysider checking in - been away for 3 years though, living in northern Europe.

 

[Papa]

Another Sydneysider checking in - been away for 3 years though, living in northern Europe.

Sydney? I won’t hold it against you. By it I mean my penis.

 

[ROMhack]

Just had somebody IRL ask if I was Australian. I blame this thread.

 

[Scopa]

Just had somebody IRL ask if I was Australian. I blame this thread.

Did you ask some cunt for a sausage sizzle?

 

[ROMhack]

Did you ask some cunt for a sausage sizzle?

I asked for a piping hot can of XXXX

 

[lock2k]

Australia has some great fucking music.

Twelve Foot Ninja, Midnight Oil, Northlane, Silverchair, Parkway Drive, Pendulum, ACDC, Hands Like Houses, Defryme, Jet, etc.

 

[Richard Packer]

WHY IS THE WIENER SO LONG?

 

[KOMANI]

Best punch of people, and they started off as criminals. Who woulda thunk it?

 

[Toecutter]

Talk about playing to the wrong crowd!

 

[The Janitor]

Conan in Australia

 

[sevoro]

Conan in Australia

Dem legs.

 

[desertdroog]

 

[Macapala]

Fuck ya cunts hating on us Aussie. Any you pricks ever come down under I'm gonna shank ya with a spoon!

 

[Tesseract]

i feel a strange kinship with your people, i truly wonder why that is

 

[triplestation]

 

[Guiberu]

i feel a strange kinship with your people, i truly wonder why that is

Do you have a criminal record?

 

[Tesseract]

Do you have a criminal record?

nope

 

[Hawking Radiation]

This thread makes no sense.

What is this OP about? It just says "Am i right"

WTF?????!!

 

[Scopa]

That’s how I go buy me smokes at the deli.

It’s gettin’ harder fighting off all the berserkers on the way, though.

 

[Shifty]

This thread makes no sense.

What is this OP about? It just says "Am i right"

WTF?????!!

Gaffers, am I right?

 

[Papa]

i feel a strange kinship with your people, i truly wonder why that is

It’s the Art of the Shitpost

 

[brap]

aussie women have big boobies i see

 

[Bullet Club]

aussie women have big boobies i see

She also takes it up the botbot.

 

[jufonuk]

Are awesome Cunts.

So are Kiwi’s
Canadians and the people from the UK.
South Africans, the Irish .. fuck, loads of people are awesome cunts.

They just don’t like being called a Cunt. But it’s ok. Not not a cunt as in a horrible cunt. Rather and awesome cunt.
Some people are mad cunts and they are the best Kind.

 

[Yoboman]

¿ʇunɔ ʇɐɥʍ