Come 2to buttocks. i welcom thee

Status
Not open for further replies.

crazy buttocks on a train

quite possibly the greatest username to grace the Internet
#1
Grelteetinglz fro the land of ber a&d breaituwirst nd werid porn! gt here a lti whilea ago and tire so dropn this early. then bedthen vist some chruchs nfrienads anrehinpark & workmeetings stguf and then

see how the lgameflor is latr onthis week.

truthfact1+
no live strm for real easons. xbone arcitectu re stil not fuly complet. laterst verson of SDK coupl of weeks ago edropeed d performeance by 15--20% acros teg board. NOW B4 YO^USG ET MAD AT ME XBOTTLES this hapens AL THE TIEM in tconsel dvelopmetn and ist wll evetnaly be fix but nochance for erly oct orelaese or...

truthfac2+
..cetain ly notfor al 21 countries. laco zation is abstlut one hguenrd percnt BS. peridd. TRUTHFACT. excuswe nobvdy with comn senes would considre. lok at coutriews droped. Crosf referce against langaues spoken, ofical and otherwi#sE int saidoe coutnreis. Isaidid yieild tissueses 2 mos ago and the chiks navhe come homet t0 oro0ost. Nnknock ons for lauch tittle, l Ssmartlgasls, etc. Instad of 180s 1coherent vision. Pay|n pric enow.

trythfact3+
late oct laucnh for ps4.SONY SDKis rede ,ucan basicaly master2 final rigt now.Today.

truthfacte+4
fy yoi thgouhte poelw er mad about abyoneta going sequeleggy to WeeeeYEWW youl be soemwaht nuhapy babout waht MS i money hateing w/Platfinim/. other jpnj dvs inplay to but KMAIYATown IS ONLY o1 I am solid onon. game NOT for nortamser uior Euroep, btway which maek sno nsense byt hwathever.

truthsfact$5
bigpark nukd game. twas moba. deadaedead now. awholel studio focusi on TVstuf servcis! al best tale|ntwen to bigtusk or leftSM etnirly./ rarare stil kniect focused, no ater what welse youve herd.

truthfact6
New inde publsih pocliy not set yet. Postlaunch

trutgh fact*#7:Setpember surpsei early.
agpolise ina dvnce. verythign I ssaw over last 24 monts was thats
nocahcnce of kniectlses sku. soldidconetcrete decsionfirm as

beachvoolleyball buttocks,nomatt (er wath othc chagnes have bcon goin on raound her.

.d....weelll baout that

wihsper of kienct optionsal (not inbox--() sku aerly next yr
mar//aprl. Enouhg smoke nowt hat I dint want to watit until Septemr

to say.!t. lauhc number falout wil play_ its patrt.

ass stornm is coming.
 
#2
truthfact1+
no live strm for real easons. xbone arcitectu re stil not fuly complet. laterst verson of SDK coupl of weeks ago edropeed d performeance by 15--20% acros teg board. NOW B4 YO^USG ET MAD AT ME XBOTTLES this hapens AL THE TIEM in tconsel dvelopmetn and ist wll evetnaly be fix but nochance for erly oct orelaese or...
trythfact3+
late oct laucnh for ps4.SONY SDKis rede ,ucan basicaly master2 final rigt now.Today.

Holy fucking shit. PS4 launching first AND in more places?

Edit: I have to say though that this is the hardest buttocks to decipher so far. Stepping his game up, I see :p

Two-Days-Later-Edit: Oh noes ;_;
 
#4
MS done goofed. Hail buttocks.

TRANSLATION

  • No Live streaming for Xbone, architectural reasons (not fully complete).
  • Latest SDK version (from couple of weeks ago) dropped performance by 15-20% across the board, dont get mad, happens all the time in console dev cycle and eventually will be fixed. No chance of early October release for the Xbone.
  • Certainly not for all 21 countries, localization excuse is complete BS. (look at the list of countries that got delayed and their local languages)
  • Late October launch for PS4. PS4 SDK is read and is basically master2 final (released today).
  • FYI, though people are mad about Bayoneta going sequel, you'll be somewhat unhappy about whatMS is moneyhatting with Platinim(?), other japanese devs in play but Kamaiya town (?) is only 1 I'm solid on. Game not for Europe.
  • Big park nuked game, it was a bomba, dead now. A whole studio focussed on TV services only. All the best talent went to Bigtusk or left MS entirely. Rare still kinect focussed, no matter what else you've head.
  • New indide publishing policy not set yet for Xbone, post launch.
  • September surpise is early. Apologise in advance, everything I saw over last 24 months was that there is no chance of a kinect-less SKU. Solid concrete decision.
  • Whisper of Kinect optional SKU early next year (March/April), enough smoke now that I dont want to wait until September.
 
#21
truthfact overload,

Does the last part say kinectless xbone verison released next april? just it time for Titanfall, right? I can wait til then to buy one, :lol.
 
#22
fy yoi thgouhte poelw er mad about abyoneta going sequeleggy to WeeeeYEWW youl be soemwaht nuhapy babout waht MS i money hateing w/Platfinim/. other jpnj dvs inplay to but KMAIYATown IS ONLY o1 I am solid onon. game NOT for nortamser uior Euroep, btway which maek sno nsense byt hwathever.
What?
 
#36
truthfacte+4
fy yoi thgouhte poelw er mad about abyoneta going sequeleggy to WeeeeYEWW youl be soemwaht nuhapy babout waht MS i money hateing w/Platfinim/. other jpnj dvs inplay to but KMAIYATown IS ONLY o1 I am solid onon. game NOT for nortamser uior Euroep, btway which maek sno nsense byt hwathever.

^Platinum games is making an Xbox One title is what I got out of that.
 
#37
Holy shit, megatons!
truthfact1+
No Live Stream at Gamescom for "real reasons." Xbox 1 architecture not fully complete. Latest version of SDK from a couple of weeks ago dropped performance by 15-20% across the board. He says this thing happens all the time as a part of console develoment, and will eventually get fixed. But there is NO chance of early October release...

truthfac2+
Certainly not for 21 countries. As we know they already dropped down to 13 countries. The "localization" excuse is bullshit. Period. "TRUTHFACT." It's an excuse nobody with common sense would consider. If you cross reference against the languages spoken, and official and other languages is said country. He said yield issues 2 months ago and the "chicks have come home to roost." I'm not sure what the next part says... "Knock ons for launch title" 1 smart glass etc. Instead of 180's coherent vision? They are paying the price now?

trythfact3+
Late October Launch is set for PS4. Sony's SDK is fully ready, and you can basically "master2 final right now. Today." Not sure what that means, but sounds like the console is basically ready.

truthfacte+4
FYI, though people were mad about Bayonetta going exclusive to Wii U, you'll be somewhat unhappy about what MS is moneyhatting with Platinum. Other Japanese devs are "in play" too, but Kamiya is the only 1 he's 100% sure about. The game is not for North America or Europe, which doesn't make sense.

truthsfact$5
Big Park cancelled a game. It was a MOBA. 100% Dead. The whole studio is now focusing on TV services. All the best talent went to Big Tusk or left MS entirely. Rare is still Kinect focused, regardless of what you guys may have heard.

truthfact6
New Indie publishing policy is not yet set. It will be post launch.

trutgh fact*#7:
Early September surprise.
Apologize in advanced. Everything I saw over the last 24 months was no chance of Kinectless SKU. It was solid and concrete info.

Well, about that...

Whispers of optional Kinect (not in Box, SKU happening early next year).
Enough smoke now to point out the fire before the announcement in September.
 
#46
Wow. Xbox one SDK still not done? But possible kinect less sku next year?

I wonder whether Ms would rather take the hit on a price cut and keep kinect, or just drop it. I guess that is something they'd be wrangling with.


But if they have yield issues and software problems which means they are forced to launch later than Sony, in less markets with less stock at a higher price, then waiting for spring to drop kinect may be too little, too late. Depends how much momentum Sony can get going
 
Status
Not open for further replies.