*Correct*
LMAO
Does it smell like a fist full of keys and dirty old pennies?
Isn't that how vagina smells?
Not sure if serious.
Does it smell like a fist full of keys and dirty old pennies?
Isn't that how vagina smells?
Sigh... I guess it could help someone else too
I fold 2-3 squares of toilet paper and stick it up my butt all day. Usually change it out everytime I use the bathroom even if it's #1.
Seriously?Sigh... I guess it could help someone else too
I fold 2-3 squares of toilet paper and stick it up my butt all day. Usually change it out everytime I use the bathroom even if it's #1.
This is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
edit: Crap, realised this is an old ass thread. This is a bad bump.
I got this from here.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114123802&postcount=265
(Posted today)
I was always upset that the puberty videos in elementary school never warned me about the constant dangers of skid marks after puberty.
My girlfriend just suggested you get yo' bitches* to use their tongues.
*N.B. I use bitch as a non-gender identifying noun to indicate the submissive in a BDSM friendly relationship.
Seriously?
Go to the doctor, probably havePilonidal Cyst. I had the same thing, and the first symptom I noticed was the constant rancid smell that you're describing.
I'd have troubled days where I've gone through an entire roll of toilet paper thanks to a seemingly never ending supply of shit coming out from my anus.
I wipe, and wipe, and wipe, and wipe and there's still residue on the TP.
I only step in the shower if the TP is clean.
Speaking of TP, I am pretty wasteful. I use way too much.
Yeah... I hate my life sometimes... It's a pain literally but it's better than the alternative.
I'd have troubled days where I've gone through an entire roll of toilet paper thanks to a seemingly never ending supply of shit coming out from my anus.
I wipe, and wipe, and wipe, and wipe and there's still residue on the TP.
I only step in the shower if the TP is clean.
Speaking of TP, I am pretty wasteful. I use way too much.
I shower daily and my boxers are pristine clean. However, there are rare occasions where I've had the 'wipe' problem. Probably occurs a couple of times a year.Shower daily and clean your buttocks with a washcloth.
Can't stop laughing at Aubrey's reaction. lol
Hahaha, that guy is absolutely nuts.Time to link to the old "liberating experience" post to blow your mind.
Hahaha, that guy is absolutely nuts.
I just browsed this thread and I'm startled. How do people get splashback on their T-shirts?
Whenever I go to the bathroom, I roll/lift my shirt (or top) and tuck it under my chin. I never let my clothes touch the toilet seat. I think that's pretty nasty to simply let it dangle.
Sigh... I guess it could help someone else too
I fold 2-3 squares of toilet paper and stick it up my butt all day. Usually change it out everytime I use the bathroom even if it's #1.
Have you seen a doctor? Whatever the problem is, I have to assume they wouldn't suggest sticking toilet paper up your ass as a remedy.
Sigh... I guess it could help someone else too
I fold 2-3 squares of toilet paper and stick it up my butt all day. Usually change it out everytime I use the bathroom even if it's #1.
Have you seen a doctor? Whatever the problem is, I have to assume they wouldn't suggest sticking toilet paper up your ass as a remedy.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
if there's one kind of thread on Neogaf that can have me legit bust out laughing, it's a poop related thread. I find everything related to poop nasty, but I still remember that hilarious "instructional" gif someone made that was poorly drawn and showed how to clean your anus in a circular motion with a wipe. And the poster in a poop thread that says he dumps in the shower and then mashes it down the drain with his feet
When shitting, of course I do. It's common sense. I can't be the only one, can I?Wait you seriously tuck your shirt under your chin lol
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
if there's one kind of thread on Neogaf that can have me legit bust out laughing, it's a poop related thread. I find everything related to poop nasty, but I still remember that hilarious "instructional" gif someone made that was poorly drawn and showed how to clean your anus in a circular motion with a wipe. And the poster in a poop thread that says he dumps in the shower and then mashes it down the drain with his feet
Ever since reading about bidets a few months ago, I just fill the bathroom sink with soapy water when I'm done wiping, then hop on up there with my butt over the edge of the basin, soap up my hand and go to town. It's fantastic! My clothes stay fresher way longer and it completely eliminates the chance of stains in the case that you missed something. I was a wiper my entire life, but from now on I'm never not washing my butt in the sink after wiping again.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
if there's one kind of thread on Neogaf that can have me legit bust out laughing, it's a poop related thread. I find everything related to poop nasty, but I still remember that hilarious "instructional" gif someone made that was poorly drawn and showed how to clean your anus in a circular motion with a wipe. And the poster in a poop thread that says he dumps in the shower and then mashes it down the drain with his feet
Sometimes.....
If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper
Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births