PAULINK
I microwave steaks.
Back in the PS2 era, a friend of mine was saving his Splinter Cell game. At that point I said "don't turn the console off now or it might corrupt the save data". He replied "shut up you idiot, nothing happens" and forced it off. Then he turned it on again and the save file was gone. Man it felt so good lol. There was another friend with us and he made fun of this other guy the whole night.
I like how he called his ps2 an idiot.