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[IbizaPocholo]

Game features:
- Receive smuggled shipments from the cartel- Safely make your way to your hideout with the merchandise
- Create your own recipies, divide portions to prepare dope for sale
- Organise your distribution starting from singular junkie sales up to wholesale transactions with local gangs
- Strategically avoid police patrols and DEA ambushes
- Raise your influence and gain territory. Hire or bribe people, make deals with gangsters or simply shoot your way to domination.
- Grow your business, invest your money and face new dangers and dilemas as you climb the criminal ladder.

 

[TLZ]

Wtf?

 

[greyshark]

I clicked the thread thinking it would be about this:

 

[Pallas]

Guess I’m not surprised, I suppose if one was going to deal drugs, this Would be the way to do it. I guess the only thing we are missing now are prostitution sims but I think indie eroge developers have that covered.

 

[petran79]

I guess the only thing we are missing now are prostitution sims but I think indie eroge developers have that covered.

Princess Maker 2 and 5 has a prostitution path too, though Steam version of 5 removed it

 

[5secondrulesucks]

lmao this game looks awful is it by the same people who did the bum simulator at least that one looked funny

 

[INC]

No different to dope wars, years ago on floppy haha

 

[AV]

You can cut your coke with baking soda to save money to spend on strippers

Aight.

 

[Hudo]

No different to dope wars, years ago on floppy haha

Dope Wars is a waaaaaaaayyy better name, though!

 

[DiscoJer]

Wasn't there a version of Dope Wars for Facebook? (By Zynga, even).

 

[Scopa]

That was a sad looking grow room.

 

[Saber]

Wait...what?


"Strategic avoid police patrols and DEA ambushes"

Emphasys on strategic

Lol

 

[Bullet Club]

Inject it into my veins.....when it's $5 or less.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Ahh shit, it's release day!

 

[killatopak]

Finally, a simulation of my life.

 

[bender]

Looks dope.

 

[Tarkus98]

Finally, a simulation of my life.

Where r u located? Need some diesel. (Hides my DEA badge)

 

[captainraincoat]

One game they will ban in aus I’m sure of it

 

[baphomet]

Lol, that plant is the most white trash trailer park looking plant/room ever.

 

[Wolfgang Jr]

Ahh shit, it's release day!

Initial trailer looked awesome; this looks like fucking dogshit.

 

[aclar00]

Doesnt Grand Theft Auto have all of the above?

 

[30yearsofhurt]

No different to dope wars, years ago on floppy haha

Now that was a great game.

 

[Kadve]

Now where is my brothel simulator?

Oh right, we already got one ages ago:

https://www.gog.com/game/lula_the_sexy_empire

(i did not know GOG accepted games like these btw...)

 

[Solarstrike]

Dope is for dopes.

 

[Virex]

Would be great if they made a "Kill Drug Dealers Simulator"

 

[TheWanderingOgre]

Would be great if they made a "Kill Drug Dealers Simulator"

Its called real life.

 

[Sophist]

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Currently in 8th global top sellers.

Only 13th in the US.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Would be great if they made a "Kill Drug Dealers Simulator"

Grand Theft Auto?

 

[GHG]

This looks hilarious.

Wishlisted.

 

[Mistershine.]

Lol, that plant is the most white trash trailer park looking plant/room ever.

Now I want a decent trailer park boys game...

 

[D.Final]

Cool

 

[Hawking Radiation]

LMFAO...WHAT?

 

[German Hops]

eh, this game looks half-baked.

 

[Hostile_18]

My first thought is where do you draw the line.. then I remembered 99% of games are about been a mass murderer

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Spukc]

DAY 1

 

[Stitch]

DAY 1

well you're late. It was released last month