about as natural as an asteroid hurtling out of deep space and colliding with earth.
Nah man. God prefers flooding as his method of whiting out his mistakes. This seal planned ahead for that.
about as natural as an asteroid hurtling out of deep space and colliding with earth.
what? no. she was born in American waters. she's American, a resident of California.
Maybe she's looking for chicken. I heard seals like a good club sandwich.
Elephant seals are cute. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
of the blood, or of the soil.
there is no "of the ocean" -- i don't want no god dern mermaids being american citizens. we can't afford it!
What a beautiful, magical lady! I want to hug her!
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they should consult the chicken on why the Seal wants to cross the road?
Pretty funny stuff. I wouldn't have let it close the freeway though, when it gets close to that point, just sedate the seal. I would have been laughing my ass off trying to corral that beast though lol.
pretty sure Seals give birth on land.
Maybe Trump is using these guys to Seal the borders
Somebody warn Buster
She needs help. Won't someone give her a hand?
birth tourism
Man, I drove Hway 1 from San Diego to Bodega Bay, and even without seals it was the best road I've ever seen. This seals the deal as GOAT road
Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear you disparaging sea lions. Could you tell me why you can't 'do without them'? Is there any proof that they are so negative in your mind or is it... something else. I'm just asking questions so please answer promptly thanks.
are you insinuating it's an anchor baby? I won't have that. it's un-American. it's wrong.
Seal-Americans deserve rights just like all other American citizens.
Animal experts were hoping to end a standoff with a wayward elephant seal on Tuesday afternoon by luring the 900-pound beast onto land next to the North Bay highway she blocked on Monday, knocking her out with a sedative and carting her out of harm’s way.
A rescue team was waiting for high tide around 3:30 p.m. to set their plan in motion, but success will depend a lot on what the seal will do.
“She’s a 900-pound elephant seal and we’re not. She pretty much does what she wants,” Barbie Halaska, a research assistant at The Marine Mammal Center in Sausalito, said after failed attempts to get the creature to skedaddle by blowing air horns, yelling at her and nudging her with a kayak.
The new plan is to wait for high tide, which is when the seal attempted to cross the road on Monday, and hope that she again climbs onto dry land where experts from the mammal center could sedate her, load her onto a truck and take her to a suitable release location, likely in Point Reyes.
“The plan is predicated on her coming back out of the water and that’s really up to her,” said Dave Zahniser, a rescue and response manager from the mammal center.
I'd want to know why she wants to cross the road. Stop traffic and let her cross dammit!
Maybe she's looking for chicken. I heard seals like a good club sandwich.
Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear you disparaging sea lions. Could you tell me why you can't 'do without them'? Is there any proof that they are so negative in your mind or is it... something else. I'm just asking questions so please answer promptly thanks.
are you insinuating it's an anchor baby? I won't have that. it's un-American. it's wrong.
Seal-Americans deserve rights just like all other American citizens.
There's no water on the other side in that area of the wetlands, nor any real food suitable for a seal. Unless it's reeeeeeeeeeeeeally interested in heading to the racetrack that's nearby.
https://www.infineonraceway.com/
Are Elephant Seals agressive?
Are Elephant Seals agressive?
Shes a 900-pound elephant seal and were not
I just wanted to hit up In N Out
Apparently they tranquilized her. Way to go humans, now we'll never know why the seal crossed the road.
You cross paths with Determined Seal!
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You decide to hug the seal...when you get down to her height, she backpedals and slaps you with her fin! Ouch!
The seal covers her mouth and gasps. She apologizes profusely.
You explain to the seal that there's nothing for her on the other side of the road, and there's no need to risk her life.
She says she trusts your judgement...but she looks a little sad too. The seal hops back into the water.
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Officials were stumped on why the seal seems so determined to cross the road.
those dummies in the boat are getting way too close, asking to get bit.
To get to the other tide.