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Do we know what nation Januzaj picked?

 

[Yurt]

Liverpool are one goal away from being Europe's highest scorers in 2013-14. (93)

Halal Madrid (94)
Barcugh (92)
Blayern (82)
Man City (86)

 

[dc89]

I'm just a loveable puppy.

 

[Salazar]

I'm just a loveable puppy.

A spaniel. Most loving yet least loved of the Shakespearean dogs.

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<3 Sorry about the game. We will squish Liverpool next season. Together.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Both Sterling and Januzaj will be world class in 4 years' time

 

[Timbuktu]

Now that Henderson is banned, he should spend all his time practicing his shooting, like what Susrez did with his free kicks during his absence.

Hopefully he can come back have the chance to win the title against Newcastle, he would rather enjoy that.

 

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Looking at back at the highlights, it's weird how we force shots when easier passing options are available and vice versa.

 

[TheLucifer]

I don't think this has been posted: yesterday our Curva Sud sang YNWA. It wasn't even the first time, that happened in the early 90s when we played Real Madrid at home (and won 5-0)

Coppa Italia is definitely a possibility.

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<3

Winning the coppa Italia and getting a CL spot would be great if we don't have to play in EL. Otherwise, at least EL final and a CL spot in Serie A.

 

[Yurt]

Both Sterling and Januzaj will be world class in 4 years' time

Sterling is an English Liverpool player though. They start declining in their mid 20s innit

 

[FlutterPuffs]

You guys are hopeless.

Why would anyone gloat or brag.

Hell, we've never made any lolerpool equivalent comments towards United.

You lot were insufferable all these years, singing about Liverpool at the last day of every season you win or after winning a trophy.

Even when one of the greatest ever managers was retiring you sang asking if Merseyside were watching.

Forget all of my sympathetic comments of wanting United back up there next season. Keep Moyes and stay in the wilderness and I promise I'll never mention you lot again.

Well then again, it could be because I'm not English, so while I do see Liverpool as THOSE rivals, I don't really see any reason to hate them as of now, really. Not so many annoying Liverpool fans where I am.

I still see Suarez as a cunt, but then again so is Rooney.

It's different too if it was Benitez's Liverpool. Now that I hated.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sterling is an English Liverpool player though. They start declining in their mid 20s innit

Plenty of time left for Stirloin to reach his peak in 4 years, then decline horrifically at the age of 25

 

[GorillaJu]

Omg third earthquake in the last 72 hours un My city. 6.2, 6.5 and 5.6 about tan hour ago

That's nerve wracking. Where are you again?

 

[dc89]

A spaniel. Most loving yet least loved of the Shakespearean dogs.

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<3 Sorry about the game. We will squish Liverpool next season. Together.

<3

 

[bud23]

Both Sterling and Januzaj will be world class in 4 years' time

haha World class? are you serious? I’m sorry I have to be the one to tell you, but Januzaj is grossly overrated. World class? Come on now, you know he will never be a regular starter at United, never ever, not the next year, not in 3 years' time , not in 4 years' time..if by then he hasn't left Manchester to join Swansea or Wigan. Where he actually belongs.

United picked the wrong wonderkid. Sorry folks, better luck next time.

World class. Fucking hell.

I blame Moyes.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

haha World class? are you serious? I’m sorry I have to be the one to tell you, but Januzaj is grossly overrated. World class? Come on now, you know he will never be a regular starter at United, never ever, not the next year, not in 3 years' time , not in 4 years' time..if by then he hasn't left Manchester to join Swansea or Wigan. Where he actually belongs.

United picked the wrong wonderkid. Sorry folks, better luck next time.

World class. Fucking hell.

I blame Moyes.

What's wrong with Januzaj then? Because really, he's pretty good when he's still just 19 to me, and to many as well.

 

[Ushojax]

According to the Mirror we're going to sell Lloris to PSG and buy Ben Foster for £3m.

 

[Yurt]

haha World class? are you serious? I&#8217;m sorry I have to be the one to tell you, but Januzaj is grossly overrated. World class? Come on now, you know he will never be a regular starter at United, never ever, not the next year, not in 3 years' time , not in 4 years' time..if by then he hasn't left Manchester to join Swansea or Wigan. Where he actually belongs.

United picked the wrong wonderkid. Sorry folks, better luck next time.

World class. Fucking hell.

I blame Moyes.

Four years is a long time, anything can happen.

CR7
2004&#8211;05 - 9 goals in 50 games
2007&#8211;08 - 42 goals in 49 games

Believe.

edit: on the other hand

Amauri
2007-08 - 15 goals
2010-11 - 0

 

[Zabojnik]

haha World class? are you serious? I&#8217;m sorry I have to be the one to tell you, but Januzaj is grossly overrated. World class? Come on now, you know he will never be a regular starter at United, never ever, not the next year, not in 3 years' time , not in 4 years' time..if by then he hasn't left Manchester to join Swansea or Wigan. Where he actually belongs.

United picked the wrong wonderkid. Sorry folks, better luck next time.

World class. Fucking hell.

I blame Moyes.

Dude is 19 and already looks a level, if not two above most of United's current starters. Four years is a long time. Might become a world class player, might not. The potential is certainly there.

 

[Yurt]

Dude is 19 and already looks a level, if not two above most of United's current starters. Four years is a long time. Might become a world class player, might not. The potential is certainly there.

are you thinking what I'm thinking

 

[Zabojnik]

are you thinking what I'm thinking

Yes. Pogba - Januzaj swap.

 

[GorillaJu]

How about Pogba for Aspas? Really underrated, that little tiger.

 

[dc89]

Boy called Rooney Scholes can't have name on Easter egg due to 'copyright rules' claim staff.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-called-rooney-scholes-cant-3412305#.U0uXs5EmOPs.twitter

I. Can't.

 

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poor lad

"A little boy called Rooney was banned"

this is harsh in more ways than one

 

[Zabojnik]

Boy called Rooney Scholes can't have name on Easter egg due to 'copyright rules' claim staff.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-called-rooney-scholes-cant-3412305#.U0uXs5EmOPs.twitter

I. Can't.

Does it count as dc'ing if you post here on GAF after you posted it on twitter? I don't know.

 

[Zabojnik]

Not sure if dc'ing myself, but ... Lol.

 

[Yurt]

^Nah, he wouldn't associate himself with those filth

How about Pogba for Aspas? Really underrated, that little tiger.

WE REALLY LIKE HIM

IAGO ASPAS IAGO ASPAS

and he's riding dinosaurs :lol sorry United GAF <3

Yes. Pogba - Januzaj swap.

 

[dc89]

Does it count as dc'ing if you post here on GAF after you posted it on twitter? I don't know.

Haha. I need to create a macro which posts all my news to my various outlets simultaneously.

 

[Zabojnik]

Udinese - Juve tonight. Bricking it.

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Nah, not really, but I do consider this to be the title decider, if we win.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Boy called Rooney Scholes can't have name on Easter egg due to 'copyright rules' claim staff.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-called-rooney-scholes-cant-3412305#.U0uXs5EmOPs.twitter

I. Can't.

Ah the intellectual property law experts down at Thorntons were on one that day.

 

[Yager]

According to sport.es, Tata's leaving Barça and they're going after Klopp.

 

[Zabojnik]

According to sport.es, Tata's leaving Barça and they're going after Klopp.

Impossible. Bundes-GAF told me Klopp always sees out his contracts and he just signed a new one. KEIN POSSIBLE.

 

[Yurt]

Udinese - Juve tonight. Bricking it.

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Nah, not really, but I do consider this to be the title decider, if we win.

Not having a midweek game after this round means we can afford to go all out with our XI.

Without Vidal though, I can see them nicking a draw.

According to sport.es, Tata's leaving Barça and they're going after Klopp.

Your philosophy is the exact opposite of his. You either ditch tiki-taka or search for someone else willing to play it. He'll respect his contract with BVB, that's for sure.

 

[Milchmonster]

According to sport.es, Tata's leaving Barça and they're going after Klopp.

lol

Sounds like they're insane.

 

[Yager]

Considering we have people like fucking Bartomeu and fucking Zubizarreta and fucking...(I could go all day long), I wouldn't be surprised if they try to get him. That doesn't mean they'll get him.

 

[bjaelke]

The UEFA Youth league final between Benfica and Barcelona is live on Eurosport this afternoon.

 

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lol

Sounds like they're insane.

desperate times

 

[GorillaJu]

Considering we have people like fucking Bartomeu and fucking Zubizarreta and fucking...(I could go all day long), I wouldn't be surprised if they try to get him. That doesn't mean they'll get him.

Are you saying Klopp would fit there because the names of players are long and ridiculous?

 

[Jack cw]

According to sport.es, Tata's leaving Barça and they're going after Klopp.

Sport also mentions following candidates too, not only Kloppo:
Diego Simeone, Ernesto Valverde, Luis Enrique, Andre Villas-Boas.

 

[Salazar]

desperate times

Deulofeu shouldn't risk his football happiness.

 

[Yurt]

Sammer &#8220;Nobody even has to bother making an approach for Mandzukic,&#8221;

&#8220;He is incredibly important to Bayern. I always affectionately say that he plays like an animal.

&#8220;It is simply amazing how much work he does for the team and how much running he does during a game.

&#8220;They always try to provoke him because he really hurts his opponents with his work-rate.&#8221;

*crickets*

Lippi &#8220;For me, Pogba is one of the best midfielders in the world and Juve should try and keep him at all costs."

&#8220;But Pogba should also think about the dominant cycle Juve are about to enter. They could be dominant in Europe for three or four years.&#8221;

Lippi, are you talking about us dominating Europa League? What's in your cigars, baby?

 

[Jack cw]

Dont think that Bayern would leave Mandzukic. It appears that Pizzaro is leaving in summer, letting us left with only Lewandowski. Having both options is the best case. Lewandowski is clearly the better player but Mandzukic knows how to press and work defensively.

 

[bjaelke]

Torres' defensive work is unprecedented. Bayern should look for a swap deal whenever possible.

 

[Yurt]

Sport also mentions following candidates too, not only Kloppo:
Diego Simeone, Ernesto Valverde, Luis Enrique, Andre Villas-Boas.

With Barca it's really not as simple as picking up the best coaches around.

And It will NEVER be someone like Simoene. His side is your typical Italian team really and they'll never play like this...it's beneath them.

My money is on Luis Enrique.

 

[Yager]

Sport also mentions following candidates too, not only Kloppo:
Diego Simeone, Ernesto Valverde, Luis Enrique, Andre Villas-Boas.

Yes, but #1 on the list is Kloppo. Anyway, those lists always make me laugh. It's like the have a bucket with names of well-known coaches written on pieces of paper and they randomly pick a few to make the list.

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I wouldn't be surprised if that's how they do it

 

[Milchmonster]

*crickets*

More like he hurts his opponents by knocking his elbow in their faces.

 

[pulga]

dat Game of Thrones

 

[Yurt]

dat Game of Thrones

shut up

 

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Sport also mentions following candidates too, not only Kloppo:
Diego Simeone, Ernesto Valverde, Luis Enrique, Andre Villas-Boas.

 

[Zabojnik]

Wouldn't be surprised if they went with Luis Enrique. Roma legend. <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBOXg_ZS7Us

 

[Milchmonster]

I fucking can't :looooool

Sport1 put up an article on their website saying that Gündogan is getting medical treatment in a military hospital in Crimea.

What the fuck looooool

Jack pls, piss on their doorstep or something.