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a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
So my girlfriend has been on her lady time, and she's not working atm and our place is pretty small, so I haven't been able to knock one out in a few days. So finally, the other day, she went to get her car looked at and I figured I finally had a chance to spend some quality time with myself.
I'm just getting into it, pants are off, tabs are queued up in chrome and the tissues are handy.
Then BOOM, front door opens and she walks in. Apparently the Toyota dealership has a handy shuttle service to take you back home while your car is worked on, so she wasn't gone for as long as I had planned.
Anyway, she thought it was hilarious, and I was too flustered to finish, so we had a good chuckle and carried on with our day.
I know this isn't the dramatic or hilarious end to the story you were all waiting for, but this is the first and only time in my entire life I've been caught jacking off, so I wanted to share my tale with you guys. Not exactly EightBitNate levels of awkward, but when she walked in the door I nearly had a heart attack.
I'm just getting into it, pants are off, tabs are queued up in chrome and the tissues are handy.
Then BOOM, front door opens and she walks in. Apparently the Toyota dealership has a handy shuttle service to take you back home while your car is worked on, so she wasn't gone for as long as I had planned.
Anyway, she thought it was hilarious, and I was too flustered to finish, so we had a good chuckle and carried on with our day.
I know this isn't the dramatic or hilarious end to the story you were all waiting for, but this is the first and only time in my entire life I've been caught jacking off, so I wanted to share my tale with you guys. Not exactly EightBitNate levels of awkward, but when she walked in the door I nearly had a heart attack.