We will find peace in OT10. No longer will we be forced to Construct posts in this Abandoned Crows Nest. No longer are we forced into this Sandtrap, waiting for the Avalanche of news. As brothers, we advance into a Midship of a new thread. The Pit of OT9 is no longer in our hearts. This Desolation/Ice Field is no more.
I'm sure they'll be locked into Containment on Arrival if you don't Chill Out. Their Damnation will certainly result in an executioner Hanging em' High. It would be the Longest death, maybe instead they could Exile them to Death Island were they would be devoured by Sidewinders. The Waterworks would drizzle down like Backwash as the Exiled are sent into Containment. It would be a Relic of our times seeing those castaway into The Pit set to combat as if they were from Valhalla. The Avalanche of Halo Puns would become nothing but an empty Sandbox; a Ghost Town. Confined into Solitary, these puns shall lay to rest forever bring us to the Epitaph of these egregious Halo puns.