Zen_Arcade
Banned
As long as he's happy.
I hope he's better at farming than he is at making video games.
I hope he's better at farming than he is at making video games.
I hope he's better at farming than he is at making video games.
I hope he's better at farming than he is at making video games.
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Must of watched episodes of Silver Spoon...
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Must of watched episodes of Silver Spoon...
This feels like the start of an action movie.
Ten years from now, when all that remains are mobile F2P games...
"I gave up that life a long time ago."
"Mr. Kato, gaming needs you.
Then God Hand 2 comes out.
That prospective Noah game sounded pretty interesting...
I highly doubt that's the way it went down.Yeah it did. It's too bad that Bethesda bought them and made him work on yet another survival horror game.
Bethesda Boss: "Okay Yoki Doki, no more of this Noah stuff. You know how long it took Noah to build the Ark? Like a hundred years. Do you have a hundred years left in you, Mikami?"
Mikami: "Probably not, but..."
Bethesda Boss: "But nothing! We're not going to throw away our money on untested ideas. We make games for Americans. Ah-mer-i-cans. You got that? And Americans want dragons and violence...and...look. The reason we snatched you up is Resident Evil. Horror, gore, torture porn. Kids love that stuff. So guess what Mikami, you're going to be making survival horror games. For a very. Long. Time."
Mikami: "[deep sigh]...yes sir"
This reminds me. Anybody heard anything about Keita Takahashi lately?
This feels like the start of an action movie.
Ten years from now, when all that remains are mobile F2P games...
"I gave up that life a long time ago."
"Mr. Kato, gaming needs you.
Then God Hand 2 comes out.
In a world where game industry was taken over by generic shooters and mobile game ripoff, in a world where heroes and pioneers were lost in the sand of time and changes and bankruptcy and unstainable business models, one man will return to save the industry.
"I gave up that life a long time ago." Kato put down the hoe, swiping down his sweat.
"Mr. Kato, gaming needs you."
*Explosion.*
"Shit, EA just killed another developer."
"What do we do?"
"We make Vanquish 2."
*Fade to Black*
The Developer
A Michael Bay Film
Coming Spring 2016.
I guess you could say he's become a *puts on shades* farm hand
edit: Jeff Minter is also a farmer, iirc
Thanks, IGN.
This feels like the start of an action movie.
Ten years from now, when all that remains are mobile F2P games...
"I gave up that life a long time ago."
"Mr. Kato, gaming needs you.
Then God Hand 2 comes out.
This feels like the start of an action movie.
Ten years from now, when all that remains are mobile F2P games...
"I gave up that life a long time ago."
"Mr. Kato, gaming needs you.
Then God Hand 2 comes out.