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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't
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The Maverick
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super-famicom
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close but not quite
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Now this is archive worthy!
nymphomaniac
 
noun
1.
a woman who has abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire.
adjective Also, nymphomaniacal [nim-foh-muh-nahy-uh-kuhl] .
2.
(of a woman) afflicted with abnormally excessive sexual desire.
A neurotic condition in women in which the symptoms are a compulsion to have sexual intercourse with as many men as possible and an inability to have lasting relationships with them.
Are you sure you want to describe yourself with that term?
If he watched more than 1 video, that shit is out of the running.
Among other reasons.
jadedm17
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When I was younger I started keeping porn on my video ipod. Given, I kept other shows and music, but atleast half of it was obviously named porn.
One day my mom was showing my brother's wife something online and I had the great idea of charging my ipod. Almost instantly a seperate folder opened up showing everything on my ipod, including names and thumbnails for the videos.
That was a weird day.
As for the OP, yea, been there. Never with family though, let alone siblings.
One day my mom was showing my brother's wife something online and I had the great idea of charging my ipod. Almost instantly a seperate folder opened up showing everything on my ipod, including names and thumbnails for the videos.
That was a weird day.
As for the OP, yea, been there. Never with family though, let alone siblings.
BrLvgThrChmstry
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The overreaction in this thread is hilarious
Oh damn. I don't know then, op.
Askherserenity
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The best thing to do is to just take a pic of her sleeping, just so we all know she's safe.
yeah he should..because none of those shows are on Netflix
Would be hilarious to see the resposnegotta be a 3DS pic though, it's tradition
The Maverick
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But OP, how are we meant to know your sister is real? Where are the receipts?
EightBitNate
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Alright I'm just going to leave the "sorry" note and go to bed. I have work tomorrow and I can't stay up so late.
Will update soon.
Will update soon.
Askherserenity
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But what if she didn't hear anything?
Aquamarine
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she should be asleep now, so you can finish up.
What's the note gonna say? Are you going to cop to it? Maybe try a lie that's destined to fail?
HUELEN10
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I'm dying here.
PaulExcellent
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oh my god
theprodigy
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well you're really active in this thread Aquamarine
Sales-Age getting boring?
10/10 pic
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Oh my God, I can't breathe.
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Winner winner chicken dinner
paparazzo
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I guess this was the next logical step after OP tried to quit masturbating.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505136&highlight=
Edit: beaten
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505136&highlight=
Edit: beaten
HUELEN10
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closer, OP still isn't wearing the headphones that weren't plugged in tho
EDIT:
BWAHAHAHA
XD I can't take much more.
Hmm. Which is creepier? Masturbating (or getting set up to) with your sister in the room, or stalking through two years of someone's search history for a relevant post?
WhiskeyDiver
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From that picture, your arms seem to rival a T-Rex's arms in terms of proportion to body mass. There's no way you could have fapped whilst laying down with arms that short. I believe you.
Holy shit. Well played good sir, well played.
Were you watching Japanese porn, because if so you could just say it was race cars. Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8IYfRkJYY (NSFW if you pull an EightBitNate and have your speakers on full blast)
But seriously OP, you broke pretty much every rule of spunk shui. You couldn't do any more damage even if you went over and filled her ear canal.
But seriously OP, you broke pretty much every rule of spunk shui. You couldn't do any more damage even if you went over and filled her ear canal.
LOL! This thread is just the freakin best.
You know what would be funny is if you pinched your cheek with your hand and started rapidly pulling at it. It makes funny masturbating noises. Then after ten minutes or so continue it as you slowly walk towards her bed.
Then begin with the other cheek at a different rhythm. She'll think there's two of you going at it.
Then begin with the other cheek at a different rhythm. She'll think there's two of you going at it.
youngplaya21
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Can't believe people are suggesting Game of Thrones. If his sister recognizes who's taking, and he's watching Cersei and Jaime going at it, he'll be... Y'know what, do exactly that OP
Omfg. I just accidentally clicked the video thumbnail on mobile GAF and just had what sounds like japanese porn play full blast through my phone speakers in the middle of the niggt. Hold up while I make a new thread.
Shit it's 3 am and I'm cracking up
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Immaculate
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