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ITT: We post screens that showcase the visual charisma lost by modern Simpsons
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Professor Beef
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Ha! I just played someone online in Street Fighter with the name "Chimpan-A." Congratulated him on the name after our match.
platypotamus
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Professor Beef said:
I always loved that line.
Watched the episode where Bart and Lisa go to military school earlier.
Soooo good.
"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall
mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by
small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is
clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you."
Although this could be said of the war on the border of Pakistan, where the US uses drones, on top of a very tall mountain range. Life imitating art?
Soooo good.
"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall
mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by
small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is
clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you."
Although this could be said of the war on the border of Pakistan, where the US uses drones, on top of a very tall mountain range. Life imitating art?
Superimposer
This is getting weirder all the time
Go get 'em, scouts!
Giant Robot
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Shaneus said:
Excuse me, were you talking to me?
DeaconKnowledge
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Giant Robot said:
No. My son is also named Bort.
BenjaminBirdie
Banned
DeaconKnowledge said:
Attention, we need BORT LICENSE PLATES.
Professor Beef
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We've got another jumper on top of TGI McScratchy's.BenjaminBirdie said:
canoli2006
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All this thread does is make me watch the DVDs over and over and over. I love it!
ghostofsparta
Member
I'm pretty sure this is the first "File Photo" I've seen that is normal.
PetriP-TNT
Member
The following is a public service announcement: Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
Patrick Bateman
Member
Natetan said:
I just realised after all these years that the Springfield police has an own code for such kind of "disaster".
BenjaminBirdie
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Professor Beef said:
Yeah. Looks like.
Henchmen21
Banned
"I wish there was a hole I could crawl into and die"
"Okay, throw her in ze hole"
"Okay, throw her in ze hole"
Voice: Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.
Bart: [growls, punches some numbers]
Voice: You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.
Bart: [growls, punches some numbers]
Voice: You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.
bernardobri
Steve, the dog with no powers that we let hang out with us all for some reason
It's been a while since I watched Ridley Scott's Thelma and Louise (great movie, btw), and with the ending I definitely went right away to see Marge on the Lam. Ironictly, Homer is always on the best scenes of the episode..
platypotamus
Member
Someone needs to use monster-Marge as an avatar
grap3fruitman
Banned
Monster Marge looks like some off-model Abe Lincoln.
Professor Beef
Banned
Homer: The foul stench of death is upon us! *sniffs* Mmm, hamburgers.
Bart: Hey wait, I smell hamburgers too!
*Ned and Todd sniff*
Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig!
Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh, if it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved.
Homer: Never mind the fog! *sniffs* That way! Steer, there isn't much time!
Krusty: Oh, I'm taking a bath on this.
Man: We tried to tell you, these are unmanned oil rigs.
Krusty: Aw, close the damn thing down. No one's ever going to come.
Homer: *bursts through the door* Give me seven hundred Krusty Burgers!
Kid: You want fries with that?
Bart: You did it, Dad! You saved us! I'm proud that you're my father!
Homer: Go away. Eating!
PetriP-TNT said:
On the DVD commentary they say that this bit was a real issue with FOX. They were forced to change the word 'beer' to 'alcohol' though on screen it still says beer, in case they upset their advertisers. Kind of pathetic.
Patrick Bateman
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Professor Beef said:
I always found it hilarious that this Krusty Burger seemed to be perfectely prepared even though it's on that oil platform.
Giant Robot
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When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen, When I was seventeen.
Summary Man
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Marge: I want all five t-shirts to say "Best Vacation Ever."
Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: your son has been arrested.
Woman: I'd be terrible embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.
Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: your son has been arrested.
Woman: I'd be terrible embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.
Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
Professor Beef
Banned
Kill, Bart!
Kill, Bart!
Kill, Bart!
Kill Bart!
Kill Bart!
Kill Bart!
Yoboman
Member
Lisa: It's just the excitement from studying Jebediah.
Hurlbut: Looks like you've come down with a serious case of Jebeditis.
Lisa: Just as I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
Hurlbut and Lisa: [laughs]
Hurlbut: you had arthritis?
Lisa: No.
Oh god the delivery of this is just perfect, I haven't laughed so hard in ages
LisaL (dreaming) Let me help you George Washington! I still want to help you!
Bart: (indiffferent face) "I want to help you, George Washington?" -- pfff -- even your dreams are square.
7x16 is gold Jerry
Hurlbut: Looks like you've come down with a serious case of Jebeditis.
Lisa: Just as I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
Hurlbut and Lisa: [laughs]
Hurlbut: you had arthritis?
Lisa: No.
Oh god the delivery of this is just perfect, I haven't laughed so hard in ages
LisaL (dreaming) Let me help you George Washington! I still want to help you!
Bart: (indiffferent face) "I want to help you, George Washington?" -- pfff -- even your dreams are square.
7x16 is gold Jerry
platypotamus
Member
Put that in your fife and smoke it!
DeaconKnowledge
Member
platypotamus said:
Less chat more hat.
PetriP-TNT
Member
Ranting guy in Treehouse of Horror 2: "Before I was just bored with their antics and merchandise but now I was they were deaaaaaaaaaad" :lol
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Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid
moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to
kiss my own butt.
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Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid
moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to
kiss my own butt.
Evening Musuko
Black Korea
Now stay tuned for professional wrestling live from Springfield Grappelarium. Tonight a Texas death match: Dr. Hillbilly versus the Iron Yuppie. One man will actually be unmasked and killed in the ring!
canoli2006
Member
Bart: Cool! I call the Flintstone Phone.
Fred: Yabba dabba do, I like talkin' to you!
FantasticMrFoxdie
Mumber
They need to bring this back for an episode:
Any pros know the last episode that had Bartman in it?
Any pros know the last episode that had Bartman in it?
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