Yesterday, I did the coolest thing yet.
I was working on my sawed-off shotgun skill, so I was running around blowing peoples' heads off and being a general nuisance until the cops killed me.
Running from the police choppers, and knowing that they'll follow you up to the top of the skyscraper, I got it into my head to see if their rotor blades can kill.
So I got my wanted level up to four stars, lured the choppers in front of the skyscraper entrance, and went inside.
On the roof, I snagged the parachute, then ran to the corner of the building where the entrance was. Far below me, I could see the one of the choppers slowly rising upward. Perfect.
So I jumped, fell for a bit, then pulled the cord. I made a few minor attitude adjustments as the chopper rose to meet me.
And I landed clean right on the damn thing, right behind the rotor. Turns out the blades don't do anything to you.
At this point, I had to pause the game because I was jumping up and down and screaming.
Somehow the chopper was still managing to shoot upwards through it's body at me, and the second chopper was also shooting at me, so they killed me before I could unload enough ammo into the one I was standing on to make it explode. But god damn, that was a hell of a rush.
So now I'm determined to somehow get on top of a flying plane. Wish me luck.