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[XiaNaphryz]

Man rams into Taco Bell over missing taco:

DAYTON, Ohio, May 29 (UPI) -- Police in Ohio said a man who allegedly crashed his truck into a Taco Bell because his order was missing a taco is facing a felony vandalism charge.

Investigators said the man was with a woman early Tuesday when he went through the drive-through at the fast food restaurant on Chambersburg Road in Huber Heights. He returned to the window and shouted at employees when he noticed his order was missing a 99-cent taco, WEKF-TV, Dayton, Ohio, reported Tuesday.

Employees gave the man a new taco and he drove off but stopped at the front of the store to ram his truck into the entrance, police said.

Sgt. Chris Kash of the Huber Heights Police Department said officers followed a trail of fluids leaking from the man's vehicle to his home, about 2 miles from the eatery, and arrested him on felony vandalism charges, WDTN-TV, Dayton, reported.

"The damage he's done to a business is vandalism, also, loss of business here and everything it's going to take to replace," Kash said. "This is a brand new store. They just built this and opened it maybe six months ago."

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm calling Meth is at work here.

 

[JumpingTheGun]

Looks like he wasn't clearly thinking outside the bun.

 

[SimleuqiR]

99 cent problem, but a...


Finish it GAF.

 

[Seda]

Looks like he wasn't clearly thinking outside the bun.

2/10

You're no Dookake

 

[Tobor]

He should have made a run for the border instead of going home.

 

[MechDX]

Snesfreak lives in Ohio?

 

[blame space]

 

[JumpingTheGun]

2/10

You're no Dookake

But I tried dammit. At least I did that.

 

[Rikyfree]

I literally live about 2 miles away from this place. Just a FYI- The rural area surrounding it is hick central.

 

[SapientWolf]

To be fair, the taco looked just like him.

 

[Flo_Evans]

One time I went to taco bell and they forgot a taco. I thought about raming the store but then I realized they probably did me a favor.

 

[joelseph]

You're no Dookake

Don't feed the kid's ego.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

To be fair, the taco looked just like him.

I really LOL'd at that

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Don't feed the kid's ego.

 

[User 73706]

Looks like's he's gonna be the taco the town now.

 

[MIMIC]

WTF....they gave him his taco.

 

[Deified Data]

This would be a hilarious thing to do if you were just giving up on life.

 

[SmellyHands]

WTF....they gave him his taco.

Maybe that was the problem. This is Taco Bell after all.

 

[Cat Party]

LMAO that the trail of leaking fluids led them to his home.

 

[woodypop]

Looks like's he's gonna be the taco the town now.

Heh. =)

 

[Jokergrin]

Now that's what I call.....


DRIVE THRU!

 

[dispensergoinup]

Not funny, the taco died after that.

Amidoinitrite?