It's really The Internet Narrative (as I'll dub it) that gets MAX CROW
"Sakurai said Animal Crossing Male Townsperson wouldn't work!"
Villager joins the battle! And with a far more succinct name!
"Mega Man is dead, Capcom didn't even put him in MvC3"
Mega Man joins the battle!
"Let's guess everything except Wii Fit Trainer!"
Wii Fit Trainer weighs in!
"Toon Link is a clone, Sakurai won't bother with clones this time"
Toon Link returns!
"Lucario is the old hotness, time for the new hotness Zoroark"
LOL, screw Zoroark, Lucario stays
"Ike will be gone, he's no longer the modern Fire Emblem rep"
Ike returns, and he's ripped
"Chrom is the only possible FE newcomer they could possibly add / Gematsu doth hath foretold it in the stars over thine head"
Robin and Lucina join the battle!
Corrin joins the battle (as DLC)!
"They can't bring back FE Roy, how will we tell him apart from Koopaling Roy"
By using your eyeballs
"Lucas was a one-off character, Mother 3 never came West"
Lucas comes out of nowhere (as DLC)
"What would Rosalina even do?"
Rosalina is a stand character unlike any other character
"Little Mac just punches, what would he even do?"
Little Mac has an amazing ground-based moveset
"What could Pac-Man even do?"
Pac-Man is a dope tribute to Namco arcade history
"Mii Fighters wouldn't work, people will get offended"
Not allowed online, lol
"Mii Fighters would be boring, no one cares about the Wii ___ titles"
Mii Fighters come in three classes that are all pretty damn awesome
"Bowser Jr. would have a paintbrush moveset"
Nope, brush in Final Smash! Instead, enjoy the superior Clown Car and Koopaling alts
"Pac-Man would be the Ugly Googly-Eyed Pac-Man"
Sakurai secures the Deeply Attractive Pizza-Eyed Pac-Man
"Shulk is from a niche game that barely made it stateside"
SHULK IS REALLY FEELING IT!
"No fighting game characters in Smash"
Ryu arrives seeking new challengers
"Cloud has made no notable appearances in Nintendo games"
Cloud storms into battle!
"No bullet-based guns in Smash / No strippers / No innuendos"
Bayonetta gets wicked!
Etc, etc, etc