To paraphrase something else: I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
How is this a solid episode or a good episode or a funny episode? Andy has, yet again, turned on a dime and is now confident (without the anger issues). Jim, who had no ambition and fought so hard against any career advancement or outside influences, is now suddenly interested in something more than Pam? The invisible Kelly boyfriend was so interesting over Ryan that she left Scranton, and Ryan is so hooked on Kelly now that he has to leave as well? (I know they left the show, but these departures are stupid). Kevin killed a turtle and tries to glue it back together? Why is Oscar having an affair with the senator funny? Why did they just write off, in such a brief moment, that Dwight is no Angela's baby daddy? Did Erin do anything other than say "ANDY'S BACK" several times? Are the new guys supposed to incite the desire to punch the television? And, we're supposed to ignore the entire obnoxious season with Nelly and suddenly feel bad for her? This is horseshit.
I think they're actually just trying to write off the bullshit that no one cares about. In a way, starting fresh with this season, ditching certain things from last season. Like a mini-reboot. They're establishing the characters for the season, leaving some of last season's developments behind because they're relatively non-circumstantial and are basically dead ends for the characters.
Andy is changed because that's how they want him for this season. Period. I haven't enjoyed Andy's character for a while so I'm happy with changes, whether they're out of left field or not.
Jim is changed because they need to wrap up his character. He wasn't going anywhere before.
The departures are stupid but all forced departures from shows are stupid.
The Kevin thing is a "turn off your brain" sort of deal. By old Office standards, it's dumb, but it's funny in a dumb way in the context of new office. Gets a pass.
Oscar's affair isn't funny, in my opinion. It's just something to create conflict with Angela and to give Oscar some significance.
I honestly didn't care about Dwight being the father or not. They botched that storyline last season so with this premiere they decided to say "fuck it." No issues there.
Erin has always been a terrible character. They don't know what to do with her. I agree that she was once again mishandled this episode.
I liked the new guys. Dwight Jr. more so, because he made Dwight paranoid and jealous (and Dwight is supposed to be that way, to some degree, right?).
As for Nelly, are we supposed to feel bad for her? I didn't get that. I reveled in Andy's vengeful acts against her. No one likes her and my view is that she deserves what she gets and it's funny to see garbage being thrown at her.
New Office is what it is. The show will never touch S2-S3 level ever again so you might as well take the good with the bad and enjoy what you can. Like I said, some aspects of this premiere made me think that the writers were resetting things a little bit so that certain storylines could be dropped in favor of new, more interesting, and funnier ones. This ep was at least up there with the best of the last few seasons as long as you make certain considerations. The show doesn't have its old mojo but it's still charming and enjoyable to watch at times.