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[Deified Data]

Just out-right bizarre characters from comics - Marvel, DC, what have you. Characters that make you question the sanity of their creators.

Miss Thing wins this one for me hands-down.

According to the Marvel Wikia:

When the Fantastic Four and the Avengers sacrificed their lives to destroy Onslaught, Franklin Richards, the son of the FF's Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman subconsciously created a pocket universe to save their lives. There they spent an entire year reliving living new lives "reborn" into a reality where they recently gained their abilities that vaguely mirror how they gained their powers originally.

One of his original creations was Mary Rina. Rina would be lost one day in the Canadian wilderness where she would be attack by Counter-Earth's version of Wolverine. She would succeed in killing him and take to wearing his Adamantium bones and claws as weapons and begin calling herself Miss thing.

I don't know enough about the lore of the Fantastic Four to really tell you what any of that means. All I know is, it's a chick with the body of Ben Grimm and she's about to become a regular member of the Future Foundation. Her gender is ostensibly female, though I see no actual proof of this. It's a chick in a Thing costume. Assuming the rock-like portions are her actual body, she's running around topless.

WTF, Marvel.

 

[Guevara]

Impossible to read "Miss Thing" without a sassy tone

 

[Gentleman Jack]

This will become a Rob Liefeld thread.

or, on second thought, a Vertigo thread. Doom Patrol/Invisibles was full of some seriously weird creatures.

 

[RoboPlato]

How does killing Wolverine and taking his claws/skeleton turn you into The Thing?

 

[lethial]

How does killing Wolverine and taking his claws/skeleton turn you into The Thing?

How doesn't it!?

 

[Deified Data]

How does killing Wolverine and taking his claws/skeleton turn you into The Thing?

I have...no clue. Something to do with Franklin Richards and alternate dimensions and...hrmm.

 

[Ifrit]

How does killing Wolverine and taking his claws/skeleton turn you into The Thing?

I have...no clue. Something to do with Franklin Richards and alternate dimensions and...hrmm.

Where's Spike Spiegel when we need him?

 

[8bit]

This will become a Rob Liefeld thread.

or, on second thought, a Vertigo thread. Doom Patrol/Invisibles was full of some seriously weird creatures.

Ahh, was going to mention Danny The Street.

http://itsuperheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Danny_the_Street

"Brendan McCarthy was involved in the creation of Danny the Street (hence his credit in Doom Patrol) and he planned to bring Danny back in Solo #12 where he would have become a member of the Green Lantern Corps - Street Lantern. "

 

[HIGH DEF JEFF]

Whiz Kid (Marvel)

 

[Sianos]

Truly the most effective fighting style.

 

[Dram]

The product of a Cold War era U.S. military experiment, Doop was instrumental in the fall of the Soviet Union. Little is known of Doop’s whereabouts between that period and his recent job as cameraman for the media-savvy, profit-driven mutant superteam X-Force, but at some point he befriended Wolverine and possibly became a priest. Doop's unique look and quirky personality made him arguably X-Force's most popular member, with Doop merchandise everywhere.

 

[Camp Lo]

Impossible to read "Miss Thing" without a sassy tone

Mentally, it comes out 'mz. Thaaaaaang' every time.

 

[Deified Data]

Ahh, was going to mention Danny The Street.

http://itsuperheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Danny_the_Street

"Brendan McCarthy was involved in the creation of Danny the Street (hence his credit in Doom Patrol) and he planned to bring Danny back in Solo #12 where he would have become a member of the Green Lantern Corps - Street Lantern. "

Uh...

Danny is an actual street. A sentient and sapient stretch of roadway

Yep, your's beats mine.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Ahh, was going to mention Danny The Street.

http://itsuperheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Danny_the_Street

"Brendan McCarthy was involved in the creation of Danny the Street (hence his credit in Doom Patrol) and he planned to bring Danny back in Solo #12 where he would have become a member of the Green Lantern Corps - Street Lantern. "

Yeah Danny the Street immediately sprung to mind. Him joining the Lantern Corps would have been over the top, even for a Grant Morrison creation.

Uh...



Yep, your's beats mine.

He's not unique in being a sentient piece of geography, but at least Gilbert could take corporeal form.

 

[the_log_ride]

WTF @ Dog Welder hahahaha

I was trying to wrap my head around Miss Thing's origin story, and then BAM Dog Welder.

 

[7Th]

Miss Thing is just wearing a suit, actually.

 

[Aguirre]

mary jane

who can even sit like that in real life

 

[Deified Data]

Miss Thing is just wearing a suit, actually.

Truly? So it's like power armor or something? I honestly don't know.

 

[Ifrit]

First thing that came to mind while reading the OP:

 

[lethial]

http://itsuperheroes.wikia.com/wiki/The_Phantom_Futa

 

[Indrid Cold1]

Dog Welder hahaha

 

[Ferrio]

http://itsuperheroes.wikia.com/wiki/The_Phantom_Futa

"That can't be what I think it is..."

*click*

"FUCK, it's exactly what I thought it was"

 

[Gentleman Jack]

mary jane

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/9/6/373a0bb2-358b-45eb-a177-98a0beb67ba2.jpg

who can even sit like that in real life

Man does J. Scott Campbell not give a shit about anatomy...he's as bad as Liefeld with women.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

 

[Deified Data]

http://itsuperheroes.wikia.com/wiki/The_Phantom_Futa

Phantom Futa is serious business.

 

[Lufiaddict]

.

 

[MisterHero]

Cosmic Aunt May should've lasted longer

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Why does his shoulder socket resemble a baboon's asshole?

 

[Lufiaddict]

Why does his shoulder socket resemble a baboon's asshole?

Because he can detach his wang too.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Deified Data]

What are Flaming Carrot's feet supposed to be?

 

[lethial]

So is it no. 2 or #34?

 

[Sixfortyfive]

"That can't be what I think it is..."

*click*

"FUCK, it's exactly what I thought it was"

.

 

[Johnny Dazzle]

 

[VALIS]

Mo-fuckin'-dok! He's like a face in a flying La-Z-Boy. There's no good reason why he shouldn't appear in every Marvel comic published.

 

[Lufiaddict]

Mistertique
(Note: most Oglaf comics are NSFW)

 

[Deified Data]

Mo-fuckin'-dok! He's like a flying face in a La-Z-Boy. There's no reason he shouldn't appear in every Marvel comic published.

Ms. MODOK has him trumped.

 

[Aylinato]

GAF MAN

 

[VALIS]

Ms. MODOK has him trumped.

:O Look at Modok puttin' the moves on. I'd totally watch them do it.

 

[Karakand]

:O Look at Modok puttin' the moves on. I'd totally watch them do it.

He appreciates her for her mind and her looks. Truly a supervillain.