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PetriP-TNT said:Gaming in the Clinton years!!!
I have to punch the wall every time i hear that guy's voice.
PetriP-TNT said:Gaming in the Clinton years!!!
Dave Halverson said:After braving the stormy skies of New York city, Kid Fan emerged with the first Atari Jaguar awarded to a game publication. After ripping open the Fed Ex box, we all gathered around the first 64 bit game system and plunked in Cybermorph...I got to play. 24 hours later, long after everyone else (except for my trusty Quadra operator) had left I emerged, totally fulfilled, with the strange feeling that after playing video Games for 9 years I had just played the first "real one". No longer am I tied down to going from point A to point B, I could go anywhere, anytime, and interact with crafts and characters all over each of fifty planets, for as long as I wanted After rescuing my allotment of pods I can survey the world, taking out remaining enemies, playing with different viewpoints and examining structures. Each level is a different type of rescue mission requiring a completely new strategy than the last. Some moons are totally hostile while others require intense exploration and passive gameplay. I played for 3 hours to complete the first eight moons, then suprisingly met a boss on the ninth. At that point (I'm used to 16 bit games) I figured it was over. But I was wrong. Eight more appeared that required massive study to conquer. Then, after another twelve hours of engulfing gameplay, I reached the end once again, fought two huge gunships and figured, for sure, that was it. Again, I was wrong. Eight more planets appeared that I am still, two days later, studying.
It turns out that there are fifty planets! Making this game, one that doesn't even nick the hardware, the longest I have ever played. All 3D, all rendering on the fly, filled with vivid, brilliant colors and detailed polygon enemies, that seem aware of my presence - I am thrilled with this game. So now, for me the face of gaming has totally changed. Now, I must imagine games like this that make use of the Jag's full potential. Texture mapped, rendering on the fly RPGs are now possible - games with huge worlds to explore are on the horizon. Action, shooting, role playing, adventure, the Jag will have it all!No Putt, Putt's, no Bird's Life, just solid inventive 64-bit games from programmers with imagination. This game was made by ATD, who's ATD? Whoever they are, they sure know how to make games. They got inside my head and that's what it's all about. Will everyone who plays Cybermorph feel as I do?...probably not. There are those, (I've already met some), who will turn it on, fly in to a planet, think they're just playing another shooter, die for sure, and exclaim...this is 64 bit? To those boneheads - I must say; you have to look deeper than that, this is the first game! It was probably started before the 64 bit processor housed inside was even invented. Look at the creativity, the sound, the intelligence. Cybermorph has great music in the intro, but the game itself whispers only the surreal sounds of each planet. The sounds of the approaching missles, the rumblign of approaching transport vehicles, the hum of your thrusters, that's all you here and rightfully so - music would only interfere. In closing, I can only say that, with the Jaguar, Atari has won our support. The new machine is made here, is the highest quality I have seen so far and looks fantastic. Support? They will have it, because we will all own this system, at least most of our readers will. And you guys alone can spell success for a new system. Atari is back, come pet the cat.
Isn't there one review for a fighting game (I think Street Fighter Alpha) where he complains you can't jump into the background and talk to other characters?PetriP-TNT said:Gaming in the Clinton years!!!
leroy hacker said:Here's one I posted in an earlier edition of this thread:
It doesn't seem to be on the internet anymore, but Gamespot posted a negative review(something like 4.5 / 10) of Dragon Quest VII very shortly after its Japanese release. Had the reviewer actually gone without sleep to finish this 100+ hour game so quickly? From the review's text it was clear he did no such thing. The review only described aspects from the first few hours of the game, up to the first island with enemies, and mostly spoke in generalities about how archaic the game was. It did not mention either the game's extreme length or the job system.
Does anyone else remember this review?
FnordChan said:Time to dust off a classic. Here are Dave Halverson's thoughts on Cybermorph for the Atari Jaguar, from Die Hard Game Fan Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 1. Every effort has been made to preserve the original editing, or lack thereof.
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Ushojax said:IGN MGS4.
Most reviewers seem incapable of giving a big game a bad score, that's the big difference between this and other media. Music magazines or film reviewers won't be afraid to take a shit on a new Coldplay album or a Transformers movie, but the gaming equivalents always get a 7+ despite their frequent shitness. If you think MGS4 deserves a perfect score there is something wrong with you. None of the big outlets know what the fuck they are talking about most of the time.
Showmeyamoves said:
Vigilant Walrus said:Seriously, there is nothing wrong with that quote. Saying MGS4 having a story worth of a feature film, does not mean they are saying it's the best ever. It just meant it had a narrative worthy of a feature film. Many feature films have shitty stories, so depending on how you read it, there is nothing wrong with the statement.
This. And pretty much all the other MGS4 reviews.Ushojax said:IGN MGS4.
Most reviewers seem incapable of giving a big game a bad score, that's the big difference between this and other media. Music magazines or film reviewers won't be afraid to take a shit on a new Coldplay album or a Transformers movie, but the gaming equivalents always get a 7+ despite their frequent shitness. If you think MGS4 deserves a perfect score there is something wrong with you. None of the big outlets know what the fuck they are talking about most of the time.
Vigilant Walrus said:MGS4 is unarguable the best game of this generation. Sorry if the awesome went over your head. May you be trolled with MGS4 propaganda and may it annoy you as long as you live.
10/10 - FOREVER.
Seriously, there is nothing wrong with that quote. Saying MGS4 having a story worth of a feature film, does not mean they are saying it's the best ever. It just meant it had a narrative worthy of a feature film. Many feature films have shitty stories, so depending on how you read it, there is nothing wrong with the statement.
Any plot sucks around these parts. You constantly hear bitching about everything from MGS to Witcher 2 in terms of story. There is no good stories. Only Silent Hill 2 and perhaps Chrono Trigger if they FF7 kids are sleeping. The rest is bad because it ain't books or The Wire, or some hipster scribble they read one day at a mens room.
Mr_eX said:Jim Sterling
Sure, if all the games you play are made in Japan.Ra1den said:Yup, agreed, that review was just fine. Giving a game a 10/10 does not mean it is absolutely flawless...otherwise no game would ever get a 10. MGS4 may not be as good as earlier MGS titles, but it's still the best game this gen.
Oh I can think of quite a few to be honest.Ushojax said:No feature film has a story as bad as MGS4s, not without irony. No feature film lasts 15 hours for a start.
I don't understand why they even put humans in these Aliens vs. Predator games.
Worse, the sound design is wholly lifted from the movies, from gun sounds to alien hisses
Vigilant Walrus said:MGS4 is unarguable the best game of this generation. Sorry if the awesome went over your head. May you be trolled with MGS4 propaganda and may it annoy you as long as you live.
10/10 - FOREVER.
Seriously, there is nothing wrong with that quote. Saying MGS4 having a story worth of a feature film, does not mean they are saying it's the best ever. It just meant it had a narrative worthy of a feature film. Many feature films have shitty stories, so depending on how you read it, there is nothing wrong with the statement.
Any plot sucks around these parts. You constantly hear bitching about everything from MGS to Witcher 2 in terms of story. There is no good stories. Only Silent Hill 2 and perhaps Chrono Trigger if they FF7 kids are sleeping. The rest is bad because it ain't books or The Wire, or some hipster scribble they read one day at a mens room.
FnordChan said:Time to dust off a classic. Here are Dave Halverson's thoughts on Cybermorph for the Atari Jaguar, from Die Hard Game Fan Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 1. Every effort has been made to preserve the original editing, or lack thereof.
FnordChan
That Review said:dodging all the bullets thrown at you is a sheer impossibility and dying is the only way to continue. When games force you to die simply for the sake of some hectic action, we just have to stand up and protest.
Seeing as it's the same core experience, however, we are reviewing it as such, and the game should be looked at as the same value and overall package as any other console.
DryvBy2 said:Only thing I really got is Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 on PS2 was rated a 10 on GameSpot. Made no sense. Wasn't a bad game, but not a 10. And that's from the Greg Bomb himself.
giggas said:It's hard to believe that this is the game he's talking about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVwo-PPlAmQ
Totally forgot that the AVGN did an amazing episode involving this game and the green face.
cagelessrat said:Supposedly, (according to the Internet) he was on LSD while playing that game. That may have affected his objectivity.
I liked it too, but when you unlocked the surfer dude as a skaterboarder... I felt the game lost it's touch. Not a 10.richisawesome said:I'd rate it a 10. One of my favourite games of all time, and the best in the skateboarding genre imo.
NotTheGuyYouKill said:To be fair, Dead Space 2 is awesome and badass.IMO
But seriously "guilt is tearing his very sanity apart" is just so damn funny every time. I loved the review because of how much I laughed during it.
I'm fairly sure he was dead serious too. Which made it funnier.
Oh wow, all these reviews being posted in here are awful, but it's just so fun reading them.
Guerrillas in the Mist said:To be fair, I think it's a great game, and very replayable like he says in the review. But it doesn't excuse a professional journalist writing with the ability of a 10-year old.
malfcn said:Nier, trying to fish..in the wrong spot for hours.