scy said:The Adventures of Fight and Heal springs to mind, though I can't seem to find the review anymore. Probably for the better, I suppose.
To be fair, I forgive that review a lot for the epic PR it gave us down the line.
scy said:The Adventures of Fight and Heal springs to mind, though I can't seem to find the review anymore. Probably for the better, I suppose.
This review really annoyed me at the time as well, pretty terrible.acidspunk said:IGN's review of Hydro Thunder Hurricane. Because all of the complaints are bullshit and outright lies. I really don't know how they let something this unprofessional slip by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6pVriyn_O0
Youtube comments are awesome though.
So, not only is MGS4 better than every other game this Gen (already so far wrong it's not even funny. It's barely a game for a start, considering the pad doesn't get used for well over half the run time) but the earlier titles are even more all-conquering? Can MGS fans really not see the utterly glaring flaws with format of watch-watch-watch a bit more-play!-now watch-and a bit more...Ra1den said:Yup, agreed, that review was just fine. Giving a game a 10/10 does not mean it is absolutely flawless...otherwise no game would ever get a 10. MGS4 may not be as good as earlier MGS titles, but it's still the best game this gen.
Tain said:I like this one a bunch.
http://www.outofprintarchive.com/articles/reviews/Dreamcast/GigaWing-DreamcastMagazine14-1.html
Scrubs gonna scrub. And misunderstand scrub-unfriendly games, to the surprise of no one.
-NinjaBoiX- said:Let me guess, review sucks becuase he doesn't pretend that the game is actually a classic, and people who don't realise this are idiots. "But GAF loves it! Everyone else are narrow-minded fools!". Read the review, he was spot on. The game is a complete trainwreck, and not even the "humour" could save it. Beyond bad, the worst boxed retail game I've played this Gen.
Opinions never really bother me, reviews are inherently subjective, but when a review gets aspects wrong, and critisises said game for these wrongly assessed aspects, that really annoys me.
Aww, thanks man. Really means a lot.Ledsen said:Nice straw man mate.
Rating Description
out of 10 Click here for ratings guide
2.0 Presentation
Dear sweet Lordy, I haven't played a game this busted in a long, long time -- and it's my job to play all the crap nobody else in the office will touch.
4.0 Graphics
When things actually finish loading up, the sprites look quite nice in-battle. Unfortunately, the framerate even in small rooms can turn to absolute crap.
6.0 Sound
Unlike Jeff, I thought the voice acting was strictly C-grade -- even for anime -- and the music, normally a solid fallback for Gust's games, is wholly forgettable.
2.5 Gameplay
If you can stomach spending half your time looking at load screens, the Sphere Grid-like character progression and item crafting can be quite fun. That's a big if, though.
6.0 Lasting Appeal
The battle system continually evolves, leveling up characters is interesting and there's a TON of stuff to craft, but you'll have to suffer through interminable load times when you do any of it.
2.7 Painful
OVERALL (out of 10)
Outside of the Mii support and excessive whining over the difficulty (I wouldn't even say it's the hardest FE released in America, let alone the hardest one overall) his complaints weren't really unfair.Mael said:Oh there's also that old Gamespot review of Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn where the guy complained about Mii support and other dumb shit
itzknickknac said:Mana Khemia: Student Alliance (Genre: RPG)
http://psp.ign.com/articles/962/962430p1.html
kokujin said:
acidspunk said:IGN's review of Hydro Thunder Hurricane. Because all of the complaints are bullshit and outright lies. I really don't know how they let something this unprofessional slip by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6pVriyn_O0
ONM is the British magazine right? Hold on a sec......right after some rummaging I found the reviewAstrosanity said:Do console-specific magazines like Nintendo Power or ONM count as 'professional'? Because the amount of times I've noticed reading through a younger cousin's copy or looking through my own backlog of NP's and seem some weirdass logic being applied to reviews such as Sonic and the Black Knight getting a good review while DKCR gets accused of stealing the concept of co-op from NSMBWii is also pretty grating, though there aren't too many reviews that standout.
Hell I remember something like I think DKC3 for the GBA (not an amazing game, but the reasons I think ONM gave for it being 'meh' read like it was written by a high-schooler) getting a low score because 'elephants getting scared by mice is gay, lol fat bitch (?)'. I think that was in a period though where a lot of Nintendo focused publications tried throwing in a ton of SWEAR WORDS OH MY to try and appear edgy while the GCN copped a lot of flak for seeming 'kiddy'.
The more petty, insulting and insecure Jim acts in the comments, the worse the review usually is. Though I've pretty much stopped reading what he has to say altogether, even for entertainment purposes, and I can't say I miss it.Mr_eX said:Jim Sterling's Assassin's Creed 2 review.
joeljohnson: Kotaku will not be covering Warner Bros. video games for the next 3 months due their use of NDAs to lock in exclusives with other outlets.
coolcole93 said:This is the most wrong, stupid review I've ever read.
http://uk.ps3.ign.com/articles/918/918890p1.html - IGN's SARPBC review.
It basically says that the game sucks because it's too hard, and no-one will ever master it.
"I can understand the reasoning behind it, of course; nobody wants to play a languid game where half the players are methodically waiting for their shot while the others either apply enough boost to go supersonic and ram into you, destroying you in the process, or just take a dozen shots on goal until something goes in. Unfortunately, all that does is create a sort of randomized chaos where the right player at the right time will often just charge into the ball head-on and score a goal."
And a few months later players were doing this "/
GI=Jeremy said:Lisa and I both knew that our Paper Mario scores were going to cause controversy. Yes, we know that many people out there will love it. We also know that it is a well-made game. However, it also WILL NOT appeal to many people - I would safely say that more people will dislike it than like it. Why? Like we said in the review, it's a very kiddie game - it's target audience is clearly young gamers - I would say 10 and under. For that reason, we had to score it low. Remember, we aren't scoring games strictly on our personal opinions, we're also scoring them based on how much we think THE GAMING PUBLIC will like them. We've all played games that we personally disliked and scored them well because we've known that most people will like them, and we've also scored games low that we love, because most people won't enjoy them.
FOr example, I really like the bizarre frog golf game Ribbit King, and I gave it a 7, because it's just not for everyone. Paper Mario 2 also scored low because it's just not for everyone. If you think it's a 10 in your book, it's a ten in your book, and that doesn't change if we disagree. We're here to guide you on what games to pick up, but ultimately your personal opinion is what will make you buy a game or not.
I hope this helps.
DennisK4 said:
I'll be honest, I didn't know what a "straw man" was, so my glib reply was just a slightly embarassed cover. However, I'd advise you to look it up before you try to use it again...Ledsen said:Nice straw man mate.
All right, let's get this over with: yes, Yakuza 3 is missing some elements that its Japanese version has; removals that range from understandable (the shogi mini-game), to not-so-understandable (mahjong), to out-and-out tragic (a Princess Maker-esque sub-game in which you manage Hostess Club girls). And yes, the game is indubitably the lesser for their omission. But so what? Unless you speak Japanese, the other version might as well not exist for you. And if you're all butt-hurt about not having the same stuff as the kids across the Pacific, I hear you, but please believe me when I say that if you allow that butt-hurtedness to prevent you from buying and playing this game, you fail at life and will never have sex. Yeah, I said it. Because it's true. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Basically: in a deliciously "oh, heeeeeeeeeell no" setup, Kazuma has given up his gangster ways to run an orphanage in Okinawa. But evil politicians in Tokyo want to close it down and replace it with the ultimate Japanese bogeyman: an American military base! Time to kick some Tokyo ass fo' tha shoteez, y'all!
Heck, you can even take girls on dates and end up schtupping them at a love hotel (although this is not shown directly, so have no fear that little Johnny will be traumatized for life by seeing some digital snoobins).
This dovetails with another foible: the too-high rate of random encounters, to take you from "alllllll riiiiiiight" to "ffffffffffuuuuuu----" quite rapidly, as you scour the city trying desperately to find that frickin' Okinawan lion statue for those God-damned mainlanders.
But, come on, these quibbles shouldn't stop you from playing Yakuza 3 any more than the toothpick in a sandwich stops you from eating it. Let me reiterate: this is a fantastic game, with so much fun to throw your way you'd think you were playing wide receiver with Santa Claus as QB. Buy it, and may the soles of your white, crocodile-skin shoes always find the upturned noses of those who underestimated you.
IGN reviewing Worldwide Soccer (Football Manager) 2009 said:Yes, the depth of management in this game is impressive. But, its not impressive enough to make up for the fact that you arent actually playing soccer.
[..]
There is no traditional gameplay to speak of. I couldnt imagine why anybody would prefer Worldwide Soccer Manager to FIFA 09 or Pro Evolution Soccer 2009
[..]
As far as traditional gameplay goes, there really isnt any in Worldwide Soccer Manager 2009. Apart from managing your roster and coaching your team, there really isnt anything to do at all.
Yes, nothing will ever beat that GOW reviewbabyghost853 said:This. Nothing will ever beat this.
It's just you won't be able to aim quickly or with precision, so it's slightly more difficult to enjoy Resident Evil 4 on the Wii.
To be fair, so was the game.mik said:Gerstmann's Kane & Lynch video review for Gamespot was a lazy, sloppy piece of garbage. I might have fired him for that, too.
itzknickknac said:Mana Khemia: Student Alliance (Genre: RPG)
http://psp.ign.com/articles/962/962430p1.html
At bold- This guy obviously hates his job and would rather play Little Big Planet instead of reviewing a simple game. He needs to stop complaining or quit.
His review is full of whining. I really don't agree with his score/review and I look at games from a neutral standpoint.
RustyNails said:Anything and everything by Jim Sterling.
-NinjaBoiX- said:I'll be honest, I didn't know what a "straw man" was, so my glib reply was just a slightly embarassed cover. However, I'd advise you to look it up before you try to use it again...
Tain said:I can't trust someone that can call Deadly Premonition a great game. It really is more of a cute novelty than anything else.
Tucah said:To his credit it is an awful port.
Dead Man Typing said:Eurogamer's review of RE4 Wii Edition, nearly made me not buy the game (for the third time).
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/resident-evil-4-wii-edition-review
If anything, the Wii controls are too precise. How anyone could say differently confuses me. Not the worst review ever but it does stick out in my mind because RE4 is one of the greatest games ever, by almost any standard, and misdirecting people away from the definitive version seems like a gaming-crime.
Obviously the 7/10 score doesn't help, but this isn't about scores.
Why are you stooping to the level of the reviewers everyone here are complaining about? Do you really want to be tired and lazy just like them?Riposte said:Final version, because I am tired and lazy.
If you can't convince a five-year old kid who loves videogames to play, you know that can't be good.
Chacranajxy said:Well there's two things that stand out to me immediately. More recently, the tranny video review of LA Noire at Gamespot. Very awkward.
And this:
Thats what i was going to say.Patryn said:I'd throw in the infamous GFW Neverwinter Nights 2 review that Jeff Green had to retract after it was pointed out that reviewer decided to use the space to complain about D&D and computer RPGs in general instead of ever talking about the actual game. He then gives it a terrible score but adds that fans of D&D could probably mentally add a few points.
Here's a Joystiq (I know) link about the review, which contains the full text.
Wow.Chacranajxy said:Well there's two things that stand out to me immediately. More recently, the tranny video review of LA Noire at Gamespot. Very awkward.
shidoshi said:Except that isn't a review.
LabouredSubterfuge said:Goldstein's Dead Space 2 review on IGN. Man is clearly mentally under-developed.