Slamtastic
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Which character has the stupidest battle stance in fighting games?
- Thread starter RustyNails
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jaundicejuice
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You guys are just destroying fighters generation's bandwidth aren't you?
Cymbal Head
Banned
I just wanted to pop in to say I love all the sprite art.
That is all.
That is all.
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
Wow the animation on these guys are good O_O
XeroSauce
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DoA5's Tina. I like little ass-shake though
All-right! Time for a little tag-team action!
RustyNails
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lol
I guess this is what happens when animators run out of ideas.
I always thought T-Hawk had a pretty goofy stance.
"lookit me, I'm a plane!"
One of these characters fights by summoning Tetris blocks.
Capoeira with arthritis, maybe.
I always thought T-Hawk had a pretty goofy stance.
This.
Basically everything from Mortal Kombat fits in this thread.
Finaika
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Kinda surprised Bridgit hasn't been posted yet. This was the first one that came to mind.
Geez what's her problem?
Uncomfortable penis.
thekonamicode
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XeroSauce
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As soon as I saw this thread I knew this needed to be posted.
Ramon from KOF.
I had a hard time finding it for some reason though, kudos to ShockingAlberto for digging it up
Oh my god that is hilarious
Slamtastic
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kunonabi
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As soon as I saw this thread I knew this needed to be posted.
Ramon from KOF.
I had a hard time finding it for some reason though, kudos to ShockingAlberto for digging it up
To be fair he should never be standing in one place anyway.
As I opened this thread, this song popped up on random play and revealed what all of these characters are grooving to.
VanillaCakeIsBurning
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Gentleman Jack
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MK4 Reptile
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MK idle stances in general are just awful. I forgave the photo-animated poses since they had to transition into a million other things using real stuntmen, but ever since they went full 3D it's been bland city.
oh no...lmao, This still cracks me up.
googleplex
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You mean what's HIS problem. No seriously, that's a dude.
hikarutilmitt
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Honorable mention from Savage Reign goes to Carol Stanzack for fighting with Rhythmic Gymnastics. Her stance isn't too goofy, but my God her other stuff is hilariously terrible for fighting.
I always liked to say that she used
RustyNails
Member
I ask why.
Ramon from KOF
Is it? Like I don't know how to refer to Bridgit. Is he a transexual, or just a very feminine guy? Cuz if he's a transexual, should still refer to him as her.
Unmasked Sub-Zero is always stupid IMO.
Green Mamba
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Bridget is a guy. A very feminine guy.
Get out of here, Dirty Harry Sub-Zero from Deadly Alliance is best Sub-Zero.
More SNK
This is just hilarious.
Fonz72
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Kinda surprised Bridgit hasn't been posted yet. This was the first one that came to mind.
Holy crap, was listening to dubstep when I scrolled down to this. It fits so well!!!
Slamtastic
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You know, Batman.
He stays perfectly still and always keeps one arm flexed at all times, right?
He's just a fan of Cazwell.
HUAUHAHUAUHAUHAHUAUHAUHAUHAAUHMore SNK
OMG I'M DYING HERE
this looks like one of those crap He-Man animations xD
Another one:
She fights Capoeira, so it kinda makes sense the move ....
As soon as I saw this thread I knew this needed to be posted.
Ramon from KOF.
It is praticaly the Footbag dude from California Games !
Yeah, I don't mind the capcom/snk ones because they're just trying to inject character into the fighters. But the Mortal Kombat ones (mainly from MK4) are just bad.
More SNK
The more I keep seeing this posted, the funnier it gets. lol
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Jotamide
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Same here. God damn that stance is annoying. Duolon takes a piece of the cake too.
Kinda surprised Bridgit hasn't been posted yet. This was the first one that came to mind.
Bowling Pin
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Bridget is cis-gender male. There is a practical in-universe reason for the crossdressing, but GG's storyline is too goofy for me to bother remembering.
Lumpy Onion
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As soon as I saw this thread I knew this needed to be posted.
Ramon from KOF.
I had a hard time finding it for some reason though, kudos to ShockingAlberto for digging it up
Holy shit this one is hilarious. Stupidest I have seen in the thread so far.
Host Samurai
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Raiden - Fatal Fury 1.
Duck King - every game he's in
The Clayfighter cast
Reptile in MK2
Duck King - every game he's in
The Clayfighter cast
Reptile in MK2
Ken Masters
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As soon as I saw this thread I knew this needed to be posted.
Ramon from KOF.
I had a hard time finding it for some reason though, kudos to ShockingAlberto for digging it up
Nothing tops this
Jin Chonrei from Real Bout Fatal Fury and Neo Geo Batlle Coliseum (an incredible game)
weirdest boner