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Which character has the stupidest battle stance in fighting games?
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Here, have some more.
lol, that did make me laugh. Too bad we can't have animated avatars anymore...
One of twin boys. Something about having two boys being a curse, so they had one raised like a girl.
grap3fruitman
Banned
I demand this game be at Evo 2013.
DoA5's Tina. I like little ass-shake though
Deputy Dangle
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Karnov from Karnov's Revenge
"BALLOON!"
B Jenet from GAROU Mark of the Wolves
She'll seduce you to victory!
"BALLOON!"
B Jenet from GAROU Mark of the Wolves
She'll seduce you to victory!
Finaika
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Haha what's Bass doing.
Seeing that dude tumble over has me wondering... what would a fighting game with the Euphoria engine be like?
More SNK
Jesus hahahahaAs soon as I saw this thread I knew this needed to be posted.
this motherfucker is swag as hellDuck King KOF and FATAL FURY series
SolarPowered
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Ninety percent of the stances being posted here are actually cool. Bridget's stance also makes sense for someone who is using a freaking unpredictable yo yo weapon that relies on momentum.
Also, lol at the mention of Q's stance. It's freaking creepy and it fits the character perfectly.
TIIIINAAAAAAA!
Also, lol at the mention of Q's stance. It's freaking creepy and it fits the character perfectly.
Fainting at the thought of having to fight an entire stadium's worth of horny men.
TIIIINAAAAAAA!
Professor Beef
Banned
God dammit Shaowebb, I will not have you besmirching Duck King. Apologize for your slander.
shaowebb
Member
If they didn't act so darned reclusive about the engine maybe we'd know. Believe me I want to play with this engine more than anything out there as an animator. I even have a 30+ page design doc for a wrestling game drawn up on how to setup a top notch wrestler that uses this as part of its list of tools. The thing is they don't have it priced, you have to contact them directly to find out, and in general there isn't a lot of available documentation on how to make games with it available.
IMO they need DESPERATELY to setup a license agreement like either UDK or Cry Engine. Cry Engine makes more sense for them in terms of contracts as putting this out for free up till a certain amount of revenue is generated isn't likely something they can afford, but at LEAST it would let folks work in the engine and become vested with it in their designs enough to start seeing games emerge.
Euphoria engine is freaking beautiful and I covet it with all my being, but their way of drawing in developers is really poor.
Dude I mained him in Fatal Fury and Duck King, Oswald, and Shion were my team in KOF XI. I'll say whatever I want about my trolling buddy.
ScraftyDevil
Banned
I've always found Morrigan's fighting stance to be pretty strange:
What's she even doing with her hands?
On the opposite end of the spectrum is Magneto's MvC2 stance:
Simply god tier.
What's she even doing with her hands?
On the opposite end of the spectrum is Magneto's MvC2 stance:
Simply god tier.
GoofsterStud
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Does anyone have an animate gif of Karla from Tattoo Assassins. I know it wasn't officially released, but it deserves mentioned. She was ice skating on the floor.
Either the background should be a casino where he's about to throw dice
or this is a Guys and Dolls Tryout.
Here, have some more.
Either the background should be a casino where he's about to throw dice
or this is a Guys and Dolls Tryout.
Great, now I just imagine him saying "Swag, Swag, Swag" with each rep of his dance.
Cannot undo.
I've always found Morrigan's fighting stance to be pretty strange:
What's she even doing with her hands?
Getting her motions right for a long night I guess. Take that as you will.
Professor Beef
Banned
That breakdance super of his in XI where he flares all over you, that was the definition of swag.
Finaika
Member
I've always found Morrigan's fighting stance to be pretty strange:
What's she even doing with her hands?
Getting ready to rub your balls.
I've always found Morrigan's fighting stance to be pretty strange:
What's she even doing with her hands?
Keeping her fingers loose and ready for spellcasting.
As funny as this is, it's probably more accurate. Isn't she supposed to be a succubus? She's supposed to seduce men.
~Devil Trigger~
In favor of setting Muslim women on fire
I love Woo but I always ask myself..... WTF
Spring-Loaded
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Like Legend of the Drunken Master, or sex/Heaven.
Duo Lon from King of Fighters XII. What the heck is this? He looks so incredibly goofy, what with that bent left hand and right leg. It probably hurts more to stand like that than actually get hit by others. Besides, King of Fighters always had the weirdest battle stances for it's characters.
that's actually a cool stance, and one of the most memorable from that game. It kind of shows you that he's an unorthodox type of character. The same goes for Voldo which so many mention in this thread. The minute you see his fighting stance you know he has an unusual fighting style.
GoofsterStud
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she is still fuckin awesome
I never realized it, but she has man hands, and that kind of motion is not right on a child....
How exactly can you guys tell it's a he looking at that gif?
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
He's possessed. Makes sense to me.
I love Woo but I always ask myself..... WTF
Looks pretty awesome to me.
Heart of Black
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OP kills it, many of the others are great.
Zappa's is weird, but fine. It's silly how he's designed though. Why are his pants in constant gonna fall off mode?
Zappa's is weird, but fine. It's silly how he's designed though. Why are his pants in constant gonna fall off mode?
GoofsterStud
Member
Fan service?
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
Banned
You're so wrong. Billy Kane is badass to the max!
Jinfash
needs 2 extra inches
With the exception of a few hilarious sprites, some of you are confusing "worst" with "badass." I mean Billy Kane, really?
Mortal Kombat definitely takes this though. SNK's wacky characters are amusing at the very least. And if it wasn't for nostalgia, I'd barf at the sight of MK's stances.
Mortal Kombat definitely takes this though. SNK's wacky characters are amusing at the very least. And if it wasn't for nostalgia, I'd barf at the sight of MK's stances.
HURRY UP COME ON WHAT'S THE HOLD UP THE MOVIE IS ABOUT TO START TRAFFIC QUEUES SEATS TAKEN ARGHHAs soon as I saw this thread I knew this needed to be posted.
Ramon from KOF.
I had a hard time finding it for some reason though, kudos to ShockingAlberto for digging it up
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
Banned
I'm not sure whether Ryo's 98 stance is dumb or cool.
That is so fucking cool! What's wrong with you?!
shaowebb
Member
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
Banned
No! No! No! Wrong again! This single handedly made Iori (and Leona) the best of KOF!
It wasn't uncommon for Capcom to do exaggerated proportions. See: Chun's thunder thighs.
Jinfash
needs 2 extra inches
Yes. Yes it was. He stylin and so is his duck.
Oh my god that duck had so much swaggghnnnnnng.
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
Banned
Moar SNK
Fuck me. Another game with David Bowie in it...
Master Thespian
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What the fuck is this guy doing?
XeroSauce
Member
Yes. Yes it was. He stylin and so is his duck.
My word this is spectacular.
I demand more sprites, good people
ChocolateCupcakes
Member
Mai's stance in KOF 13 is so stupid.