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The force needs a physical manifestation in order to have sex with Natalie Portman.
The idea goes that midichlorians are the physical bridge that allows biological beings to commune with the immaterial Force.The force needs a physical manifestation in order to have sex with Natalie Portman.
The problem with your formula is that the canon reason why the Force was out of balance was simply that there was an extreme actor using it to fuck up and control the entire galaxy in the form of Palpatine.
It wasn't explicitly to do with the Jedi Order needing to be balanced out, although the Order wasn't exactly perfect, and problems within the Order contributed to Palpatine's rise and were a prime motivator for Anakin making his initial choice to follow the dark side path before his son brought him back to his senses.
So that's the only point of it? They made it seem like it was a huge philosophy with revolutionary concepts and whatnot, but the only consequence/application is the Force ghost thing? :/ They could have just said Qui-Gon invented a technique or something.
Anakin didn't even learn it and he became a ghost just fine.
The Clone Wars also introduced Sith ghosts if I recall correctly.
The idea goes that midichlorians are the physical bridge that allows biological beings to commune with the immaterial Force.
It's an aggressively stupid example of superfluous exposition.
To bring balance to the force. There were too many Jedi and far too few Sith. After Anakin did his job there were 2 jedi and 2 sith (Until they decided to start expanding on it).
There, force balanced.
So stupid that it never gets mentioned again even in the prequels. I'm guessing George thought it would be a handy shorthand explanation for why some people were Jedi and others weren't but it just raised questions that were already answered by "faith and practice".
"Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life."
Listen, we could spend all day combing through all the bullshit Palpatine says OR we could get on getting on with pretending Midichlorians aren't a thing!
Sure, the force wants to flow through the bridge that is Anakin into Natalie Portman.The idea goes that midichlorians are the physical bridge that allows biological beings to commune with the immaterial Force.
It's an aggressively stupid example of superfluous exposition that kills the cool mystical aspect of the OT.
Huh, so now I'm wondering if Snoke is Plagueis?
Ever tried to walk across a bridge during an earthquake?Sure, the force wants to flow through the bridge that is Anakin into Natalie Portman.
It's too bad that the Force doesn't go beyond the "crude" physical matter.Bro i hate to tell you, but the force is sentient.
And Anakin was extremely powerful the movies just did a shitty job of showing it.
If he never lost his limbs he would have been the most powerful Jedi easily
The force needs a physical manifestation in order to have sex with Natalie Portman.
You're going to have to start a zero state at some point, and the only reason why a Palpatine can exist is because from that zero state something else has to be there to create the initial imbalance.
The force works in mysterious ways.Ever tried to walk across a bridge during an earthquake?
I don't mind the idea of the Force having a will, that was an idea from ANH when Obi-Wan said it partially guides your actions. I just hate this thing of the Force "willing" Space Jesus into existence, it's painfully unsubtle and cheapens the story.
It's too bad that the Force doesn't go beyond the "crude" physical matter.
Fighting skill =/= powerful Jedi (see Yoda in ESB)
It was more of they harmed the force so much it pushed back
Anakin was gifted not only in combat ability but his telekesis was pretty much unmatched in a fucked up body.
Also yoda's claim to fame is that he mastered all 9 forms of lightsaber combat making him one of the greatest Jedi of all time. The only person who probably cold have beat him in a duel in his prime is mace Windu
In the films Anakin wasn't ever shown to be more gifted than any other Jedi, they kept saying how powerful he was but they never showed it. He got beaten easily by Dooku in AOTC and once again by Obi-Wan ROTS, he never showed any Force powers greater than anyone else. Yoda and Palpatine were moving giant objects and the most impressive thing Anakin moved was a pear.
No it's in the films. It's in The Phantom Menace. "There is no father. I can't explain what happened". Qui-Gon later mentions it is possible Anakin was conceived of the Force itself.
Having read drafts, it was garbage then too.
Lucas was lucky back then to have a ton of editors, producers, actors, even his own wife rewriting his stuff to make even the faintest of sense.
I mean... good grief... It's a MIRACLE Star Wars turned out as good as it did.
Sheev and his master molested the force to make him.
They never addressed Anakin's parentage. It just wasn't covered in any of the 5 Star Wars movies.
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The force wanted balance and sensed potential in Mama Vader's womb.
Then Anakin fucked it up, although it was partially the Jedi's fault and totally Palpatine's fault that he did. He eventually did do what he was born to do though, because Luke came to clean up his mess at the very end.
Not sure how the new trilogy factors into the prophecy... it'll probably just be ignored. But, you never know.
It was never shown in the prequels because George Lucas was constantly telling instead of showing and wasted an entire film on kid Anakin. Thankfully we got Clone Wars, which contains one of my favorite star wars moments ever, this is what people mean when they talk about the chosen one. It's honestly insane how little the force was used in the prequel films.I'll sound like Plinkett but it was honestly a really stupid idea to make Anakin so damn powerful/important. We had never seen anything that implies that Vader was so far above anyone else in the (then nonexistent) midichlorians. And it never really showed in the prequels except when people talked about it.
The force isn't a conscious entity. It doesn't decide things. Anakin just happened to have more mitachlorians in his cells through genetics and chance.
Please stop, you are chipping away at my soul. Giving the Force such a deliberate will just makes everything so lame, the character's actions become arbitrary if the Force could just "will" things right anyway. The Emperor was destroyed because Luke refused to accept that his father was 'dead', not because of some omniscient force. Why did the Force only create one Chosen One? Why didn't it create a whole bunch, was there a nasty cooldown on the Force Sperm power? It's not like being conceived by the Force gave Anakin superpowers anyway, he got bitchslapped in almost every single duel except Dooku round 2. It's all utterly pointless.
It was never shown in the prequels because George Lucas was constantly telling instead of showing and wasted an entire film on kid Anakin. Thankfully we got Clone Wars, which contains one of my favorite star wars moments ever, this is what people mean when they talk about the chosen one. It's honestly insane how little the force was used in the prequel films.