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My johnson keeps touching the American toilet waters

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NeOak

NeOak

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Ray Wonder said:
Did you take a dump before you took the picture?

And is that your penis?
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braves01

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The toilet OP posted looks like one of the older gallon flush toilets. New toilets, especially public ones, aren't that high and use less water per flush. That said, I hope people take away from the draw backs of having a large dick. Most of the time it's just in the way, and when you get older and can't use it anyways it's going to be a horrible burden.
 
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braves01 said:
The toilet OP posted looks like one of the older gallon flush toilets. New toilets, especially public ones, aren't that high and use less water per flush. That said, I hope people take away from the draw backs of having a large dick. Most of the time it's just in the way, and when you get older and can't use it anyways it's going to be a horrible burden.
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"I have a mansion, but the draw back is I gotta pay a lot more property tax than you."

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Why you water boarding johnson
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Camoxide

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GavinGT said:
We just got a new toilet and this is where the water line is:

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My dong is not hitting the water, but it certainly touches the sloped ceramic at times.
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That still seems pretty high.

Behold the Brit toilet. Complete with brush (required)

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TwEE-N-Toast

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falcs said:
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
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How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
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Christ, this is a stealth brag thread. That water is pretty low. You can see how the water is father back and lower in the bowl. You're bits shouldn't be near that water.

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Buddha Beam

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we had one of these threads once already. It was a piss-poor stealth brag attempt then, and it's a piss-poor stealth brag attempt now.
 
Falcs

Falcs

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I just don't understand how so many of you don't have a problem and think I'm just bragging.
I'm from Australia. This is what the water level in our toilets looks like..

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Skyward Sheep

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falcs said:
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
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How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
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To be fair, I'm in England and our toilets have nowhere near that much water in them. Are American ones really filled that high?
 
NeOak

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falcs said:
I just don't understand how so many of you don't have a problem and think I'm just bragging.
I'm from Australia. This is what the water level in our toilets looks like..

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Oh I get it.

Yeah, we don't have spiders to keep our Johnsons on the air
 
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Tiops

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I usually hang it in my neck when I use the bathroom, like a scarf. Two turns around the neck should be enough.
 
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ZoronMaro

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I've seen plenty of toilets that are relatively full, but as someone pointed out there's always at least 6 inches of clearance. So unless you're dick hangs straight down or is hugely massive it isn't a problem. Most of us Americans are growers anyway.
 
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falcs said:
I just don't understand how so many of you don't have a problem and think I'm just bragging.
I'm from Australia. This is what the water level in our toilets looks like..

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I dunno about you, but I prefer my toilets to be spider-free. :p
 
Falcs

Falcs

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You're all just messing with me. I refuse to believe this only affects a few people.
I'm not even a big guy. I'm only like 5 foot, 8.5 inches.
 
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gamechanger87

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sheepysean13 said:
To be fair, I'm in England and our toilets have nowhere near that much water in them. Are American ones really filled that high?
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Some are and some aren't. Usually they are not that high. Public restrooms usually have either a powerful flush or a slightly more full bowl so that there is less of a chance of leaving stains in the toilet. They don't leave brushes in those places so its better for the user to not see other peoples stains. We also like the ploops over here.

The shelf poops in Europe are just barbaric.
 
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