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The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars
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Phonomezer
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Just looks like a fucking DOOFUS.
TBH he's the reason I stopped watching. Right behind Kurt. And alongside the awful plots, schizophrenic characterizations, increasingly terrible and redundant musical numbers, whoring out of certain artists (Gaga case in point), extreme pushing of creator's own beliefs, etc. etc. Basically I really liked season 1 then it all went to shit by the end of season 2.
Phonomezer
Banned
Predictably, I've only ever seen the Madonna episode. That enough to lend me an idea that the show would be shit. The autotune is offensive and makes the show unlistenable.
That little gay boy with the bad hair who looks like a lesbian is positively GHASTLY.
That little gay boy with the bad hair who looks like a lesbian is positively GHASTLY.
He has some cute angles, but also some really awful angles. Like more awful than usual. Not sure what to think. That second picture is just horrid. :\
Interesting that you chose the word GHASTLY.
Indeed. I wish my faves could have such beautiful arms.
Phonomezer
Banned
Interesting that you chose the word GHASTLY.
Rather have a fave driven to the point of PHYSICAL PERFECTION than a YO-YOING OAF that has the stage presence of a DEAD CAT.
Phonomezer
Banned
How long before the oxygen mask is needed again?
I suppose NOT DANCING, FALLING and RELYING ON THE BACKING TRACK take its TOLL on the ugly little thing.
And she used to look so beautiful during the CONFESSIONS era.
Flawless.
Flawless.
Because she's not a fat cunt spinning in a chair for eternal life.
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
Read about his new shit-tastic gay themed show?
Ryan Murphy is like North Carolina. Headlines you don't want to read.
Lourdes and her grandmother.
Max and hisMILF Mother.
Kim K-- Lourdes and Madonna's old soggy ass.
demigod Max and goddess mother.
Poor Lourdes, her only female role model is an old hag who enjoys thrusting her loose and dusty vagina on television. #parenting101
Max and his
And what I believe is a Lady Gaga impersonator.
Kim K-- Lourdes and Madonna's old soggy ass.
demigod Max and goddess mother.
Poor Lourdes, her only female role model is an old hag who enjoys thrusting her loose and dusty vagina on television. #parenting101
Phonomezer
Banned
Amusing the way people keep the same THREE or FOUR Madonna pictures in rotation in an effort to shade her.
Lets face it; there aren't many shady pictures of her around because she is as CLOSE to FLAW FREE as a FAVE is GONNA GET.
You can keep trying though. Especially amusing with that FAT CUNT and her HIDEOUS CHILD in the same post.
Lets face it; there aren't many shady pictures of her around because she is as CLOSE to FLAW FREE as a FAVE is GONNA GET.
You can keep trying though. Especially amusing with that FAT CUNT and her HIDEOUS CHILD in the same post.
Phonomezer
Banned
Hi Sal
Phonomezer
Banned
Phonomezer
Banned
Sounds familiar, hun.
That child's puffy eyes tell a story of MENTAL TORMENT, waking up every day in an environment of HUMAN DEGRADATION like THIS:
Phonomezer
Banned
Sounds familiar, hun.
Don't come for QueenOfKoreaAndFlowerOfAsiaHyoyeon
At least she isn't JUDGING a REALITY SHOW.
That child's puffy eyes tell a story of MENTAL TORMENT, waking up every day in an environment of HUMAN DEGRADATION like THIS:
Imagine my LACK OF SURPRISE upon discovering Xtincta's house looks like a HOOKERS BOUDOIR.
No, I was putting you too bed. Xtina is a singer, and vocalist of the highest order. None of your faves would ever be able to come for her when it comes to raw talent. Once Madonna breaks her hip with that Bobby brown-pelvic thrusting choreography she will have nothing else. I mean, at least gaga can play an instrument or two.
Phonomezer
Banned
And all that talent has taken her to the DIZZYING HEIGHTS of THE VOICE when she SHOULD be a judge on RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE.
How is it that an XTINCTA STAN could come for someone she has tried SO MUCH to EMULATE? I suppose this could be applied to ALL FAVES bar LEONA LEWIS who doesn't HAVE a CAREER.
Majmun
Member
What is this mess.
Hagdonna is irrelevant in the current music business. Just like the antiqued Rolling Stones and U2, her only way to stay in this business is to tour and sing songs from her golden era.
MDNA flopped harder than a hooker in a church. MDNA singles were terrifyingly bad. No one wants new Mandonna material because it's so bad.
Yes, Mehdonna. Please keep on touring and reminisce us of the great stuff that you once HAD...and not the wreck that you've become.
Hagdonna is irrelevant in the current music business. Just like the antiqued Rolling Stones and U2, her only way to stay in this business is to tour and sing songs from her golden era.
MDNA flopped harder than a hooker in a church. MDNA singles were terrifyingly bad. No one wants new Mandonna material because it's so bad.
Yes, Mehdonna. Please keep on touring and reminisce us of the great stuff that you once HAD...and not the wreck that you've become.
Phonomezer
Banned
MDNA is #9 on the GLOBAL SALES CHART, dear.
Another RECORD BREAKING WORLD TOUR starting this month.
Almost THIRTY YEARS of NON STOP ICONOGRAPHY.
...when will your fave?
Another RECORD BREAKING WORLD TOUR starting this month.
Almost THIRTY YEARS of NON STOP ICONOGRAPHY.
...when will your fave?
Phonomezer
Banned
Will your faves even BE AROUND long enough to be FONDLY REMEMBERED and CURRENTLY CELEBRATED?
That MDNA is STILL in the global Top 10 just SHATTERS your DELUSIONS, dear.
That was commentary on your KINDRED RELATIONSHIP with HIGH EMPRESS GERMANOTTA, but if you INSIST.
The Queen of Hearts ♥ will earn more in a season than SAMSUNG will gross in a LIFETIME.
Has SAMSUNG gotten tips from BRANDY yet?
Much like Beowulf's latest, but at least The Hag, amid the career-staining IMPLOSION of MDNA, had the decency to lodge a single in the Top 10.
#struggles
Phonomezer
Banned
#struggles
Britney and her CLOSE SHAVE with IRRELEVANCY in 2012.
STRUGGLES INDEED.
Turning to REALITY TELEVISION in the DARKEST HOUR; Britney following XTINCTA'S LEAD yet AGAIN.
lmao this is like some small-town parochialism. Spamming the same old jab. You don't got to care about foreign pop music if you don't wanna, Koodo. Just show that bare minimum of class.
Phonomezer
Banned
To be fair, I LOL'D IRL when I discovered that there was a kpop grouped named "Dalmatian" today... for OBVIOUS REASONS.
Struggles are reserved for obese girls losing weight in Dancing With The Stars.
There is a difference between QUEENS who can still SELL ALBUMS & SINGLES and a FAT CUNT whom only exists in the pages of WIKIPEDIA. The latter relies on REALITY TELEVISION as a FULL-TIME JOB, while the FORMER's gig is a temporary diversion to KILL BOREDOM.
While GODNEY receives a pay check that would even make MAD-ONNA consider the gig, XTINCTA is at home weeping over THE NOISE's collapse in the ratings and the realization that, ONCE AGAIN, Godney has PUNCHED her GAPING ANUS out of the GAME.
XTINCTA will remain AWAKE AT NIGHT, wishing for the day when there will be medication for CAREER CONSTIPATION.
Majmun
Member
Who?
first tumblr rapper who can write and rap. soon taking over a major label near you, despite haters (earl sweatshirt dissed her!) best efforts
http://youtu.be/bp7IF3x7yLk
http://youtu.be/3SDYus7iKC8
funny, touching
http://youtu.be/bp7IF3x7yLk
http://youtu.be/3SDYus7iKC8
funny, touching
Crumpet Trumpet
Banned
I feel like that Bieber song is a commentary on STANNING cultureShould I like this. I think I do
Phonomezer
Banned
Christina Aguilera is great, I really like her ballads like Hurt and Beautiful, but I'm also partial to a little Dirrty and Candyman
Crumpet Trumpet
Banned
Katy Perrysus is quite underrated as a lyricist and especially as a vocalist- have you heard her head voice?
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