I made out with a woman who later turned out to be my twin sister
I made out with a woman who later turned out to be my twin sister
DamnDating this girl, took her out with my gay best friend and his boyfriend. Had a great time.
Next week, find out that my "gay" best friend hooked up with my girlfriend over Facebook while I was working on a weekend, told her he wasn't gay and that she should dump me because "I was a jerk and a homophobe."
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Dumped both of them and will never interact with either of them again.
Dating this girl, took her out with my gay best friend and his boyfriend. Had a great time.
Next week, find out that my "gay" best friend hooked up with my girlfriend over Facebook while I was working on a weekend, told her he wasn't gay and that she should dump me because "I was a jerk and a homophobe."
mnightshyamalan.jpg
Dumped both of them and will never interact with either of them again.
Holy shit, you own me a new monitor.Maybe around 5 years ago at this point, I was out drinking, going to bars and clubs with some friends. It was an all-nighter and at some point I realized I had crossed the "drank WAYYYYYYY too much" line. I decided I needed to leave the club and just take it easy and get some fresh air for a while. I went to leave, and a club employee by the door asked for 500 yen (about 5 bucks) to go through. I reached for my wallet and realized I had absolutely zero money. I panicked and kind of tried to loop around and sneak around him somehow, but he wasn't having it (I guess he was plenty used to dealing with drunk people, so since I wasn't causing any real trouble, he didn't get angry or anything). The worst part was I had no idea where my friends were, so I couldn't borrow the money to escape either. I was running out of options, but then suddenly I realized what was going on- I had never even gone inside the club and the guy was charging me because he thought I wanted to go inside. FML.
Wow. You're probably better off, but that's so terrible. :/Dating this girl, took her out with my gay best friend and his boyfriend. Had a great time.
Next week, find out that my "gay" best friend hooked up with my girlfriend over Facebook while I was working on a weekend, told her he wasn't gay and that she should dump me because "I was a jerk and a homophobe."
mnightshyamalan.jpg
Dumped both of them and will never interact with either of them again.
Maybe around 5 years ago at this point, I was out drinking, going to bars and clubs with some friends. It was an all-nighter and at some point I realized I had crossed the "drank WAYYYYYYY too much" line. I decided I needed to leave the club and just take it easy and get some fresh air for a while. I went to leave, and a club employee by the door asked for 500 yen (about 5 bucks) to go through. I reached for my wallet and realized I had absolutely zero money. I panicked and kind of tried to loop around and sneak around him somehow, but he wasn't having it (I guess he was plenty used to dealing with drunk people, so since I wasn't causing any real trouble, he didn't get angry or anything). The worst part was I had no idea where my friends were, so I couldn't borrow the money to escape either. I was running out of options, but then suddenly I realized what was going on- I had never even gone inside the club and the guy was charging me because he thought I wanted to go inside. FML.
I hit puberty and was attracted to women (hello vicyorua secret catalog) but then i got gay
One time at a concert I was grinding on this chick.
Set ends, go outside to smoke a cigarette and chat up some dude. He says he has to go in to watch his little sister who he took to the concert.
I go inside, it is revealed the girl I was grinding on is his sister.
Maybe around 5 years ago at this point, I was out drinking, going to bars and clubs with some friends. It was an all-nighter and at some point I realized I had crossed the "drank WAYYYYYYY too much" line. I decided I needed to leave the club and just take it easy and get some fresh air for a while. I went to leave, and a club employee by the door asked for 500 yen (about 5 bucks) to go through. I reached for my wallet and realized I had absolutely zero money. I panicked and kind of tried to loop around and sneak around him somehow, but he wasn't having it (I guess he was plenty used to dealing with drunk people, so since I wasn't causing any real trouble, he didn't get angry or anything). The worst part was I had no idea where my friends were, so I couldn't borrow the money to escape either. I was running out of options, but then suddenly I realized what was going on- I had never even gone inside the club and the guy was charging me because he thought I wanted to go inside. FML.
Wow. You're probably better off, but that's so terrible. :/
lmao I did not see the end of this one coming.
Nothing stupid crazy but my parents won the lottery when I was young, that definitely was life changing.
How much, if you don't mind?
Earlier this year I went on a first date with a chick I had met online. We went to a bar nearby had a few drinks and laughs while learning about each other. The date ends and we walk to my place afterwards. My roommate is gone so we start making out on the bed and things get to heating up. She then tells me that she has to be somewhere for the night and that we can watch a movie or something later.
After she leaves, I notice the night is still young so I hit up a different woman I was talking to on the same dating site. I offer to finally hang out with her for the night if she's available. She agrees and tell me to meet her downtown to dance with her friends. I get there an hour later and go through the club looking for her. I see her dancing with a few people and surely enough the group includes my previous date that night...which ended up being her younger sister.
My previous date was so pissed at me she literally never spoke to me again. I tried explaining that I had no idea they were related, but she wasn't having it. Her older sister on the other hand thought it was pretty funny and we became great FBs a date later.
I felt like I was in a cartoon or traditional sitcom in that moment. I was so embarrassed. But it was pretty ballin' in retrospect. It was an insane twist, but I came out on top in the end (or should I say "on bottom"~).
should have proposed a threesome
1.7 mil back in 1998. Definitely made growing up interesting. None of it is still around.
FBs?
Fuckbuddies?
Where did the 1.7 Mio go?
should have proposed a threesome
Found out my biological father was a con artist and bank robber who left a trail of destruction and children wherever he went. Found out I had many half brothers and sisters I'd never met. Digging into his past has made me honestly wonder if he possibly could have been DB Cooper, given that he was in the area at the time and wife number (3?) had just kicked him out. (Among other things like inexplicable bank account statements my mother saw)
Also, randomly moved to the PNW because my husband got a job. In doing research on my father, found out my oldest (maybe) half brother lived 30 minutes from where we'd moved. Met and he's awesome, and now I have family in the area, and neices my own age lol.
Ok, my two best friends; brother and sister; whom I have spent a great deal of time with playing games and stuff suddenly became sexually interested in each other. Now im not sure how it started but the sister became extremely paranoid about people finding out about their flings and just kind of lost it. When their parents found out (how I have no idea, I was the only one that knew about it) she started blaming her brother and became very psychotic, saying extremely hurtful things. Her brother couldn't take it and became paranoid/lost it in the exact same way. Except he just committed suicide in an extremely over the top public way.
Its been two years and I cant count how many failed suicide attempts she's had, even changing her name for some reason. She's a broken person with nothing to live for and no future aspirations, refusing to even talk to me because I remind her of her brother.
I have never recovered from this experience, every time I play guilty gear (our little groups favourite game) I usually cry at least once, lightly but still crying.
Im not sure if this is a plot twist but im sure as Christ not the same person anymore. I was happy before. These were my only friends and they were the most interesting people on the world. Id known them since junior high.
I want to know too! Did you grow up in 90's kid wetdream purchases like Macaulay Culkin when he stole that credit card in Home Alone 2?
I always wanted a day like that.
Wow, that's pretty amazing. 1.7 million is pretty tame as far as lotteries go, though. I'd be surprised if you made it last this long.
Getting dropped off in a Lamborghini at like age 7 to school was definitely different. Usually got tons of video games for birthday/Christmas.
Always was amusing bringing friends over because I never really talked about being rich at school, so their reactions are always hilarious when they realize I have a guest house in my backyard that's the size of their house. We used to use that house for some after school Super Smash Bros. Melee since it wasn't far from our high school.
Pretty tame since iirc there were multiple "winners" since it was split + taxes. Yeah, especially since my parents weren't really well off before the money. It's pretty common I hear for people who suddenly get tons of money to not know how to spend it well.
Wait do your parents are completely broke now ? Do they still have the house ?
Sorry for being so nosy lol.
Ok, my two best friends; brother and sister; whom I have spent a great deal of time with playing games and stuff suddenly became sexually interested in each other. Now im not sure how it started but the sister became extremely paranoid about people finding out about their flings and just kind of lost it. When their parents found out (how I have no idea, I was the only one that knew about it) she started blaming her brother and became very psychotic, saying extremely hurtful things. Her brother couldn't take it and became paranoid/lost it in the exact same way. Except he just committed suicide in an extremely over the top public way.
Its been two years and I cant count how many failed suicide attempts she's had, even changing her name for some reason. She's a broken person with nothing to live for and no future aspirations, refusing to even talk to me because I remind her of her brother.
I have never recovered from this experience, every time I play guilty gear (our little groups favourite game) I usually cry at least once, lightly but still crying.
Im not sure if this is a plot twist but im sure as Christ not the same person anymore. I was happy before. These were my only friends and they were the most interesting people on the world. Id known them since junior high.
One time at a concert I was grinding on this chick.
Set ends, go outside to smoke a cigarette and chat up some dude. He says he has to go in to watch his little sister who he took to the concert.
I go inside, it is revealed the girl I was grinding on is his sister.
Not sure if this is a twist...but it was certainly an odd moment.
My best buddies wife cheated on him, with me.
Yup, I'm an asshole - but I guess the twist here is that he thanked me for getting him out of the relationship and we're still buddies. I am too lucky to have kept him as a friend.
Maybe around 5 years ago at this point, I was out drinking, going to bars and clubs with some friends. It was an all-nighter and at some point I realized I had crossed the "drank WAYYYYYYY too much" line. I decided I needed to leave the club and just take it easy and get some fresh air for a while. I went to leave, and a club employee by the door asked for 500 yen (about 5 bucks) to go through. I reached for my wallet and realized I had absolutely zero money. I panicked and kind of tried to loop around and sneak around him somehow, but he wasn't having it (I guess he was plenty used to dealing with drunk people, so since I wasn't causing any real trouble, he didn't get angry or anything). The worst part was I had no idea where my friends were, so I couldn't borrow the money to escape either. I was running out of options, but then suddenly I realized what was going on- I had never even gone inside the club and the guy was charging me because he thought I wanted to go inside. FML.