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[Kyon]

Echo slays every lessor on earth. I still listen to it everyday religiously. Cant Breathe, Outta My Head, Alive, Broken, Love Letter, Stone Hearts/Hand Grenades obliterate anything right now tbhhh. Still have my imported Labrynth Tour DVD, #Stan

 

[Leona Lewis]

Echo slays every lessor on earth. I still listen to it everyday religiously. Cant Breathe, Outta My Head, Alive, Broken, Love Letter, Stone Hearts/Hand Grenades obliterate anything right now tbhhh. Still have my imported Labrynth Tour DVD, #Stan

You, my dear, have taste and are speaking my language.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Rihannus, like Katy Perry, is a loud attention whore whose relevance is so insecure that she can't go a day without publicly making a damn fool of herself. .

Unlike Katy Perry, however, who can Walk That Walk with mega album sales and sustained chart success, Rihanna relies on flash-in-the-pan singles which are promptly erased from the memories of all those wretched souls who had the misfortune of bearing witness to her goat-like bleatings.
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Her latest "reign" Flop That Flop barely reached half of the number of albums sold WW that Queeona managed with Echo, an album that was by all measures sent to die but which still effortlessly slayed.

 

[Kyon]

You, my dear, have taste and are speaking my language.

Sadly still waiting for Glassheart but the Echo will hold me. Her performances at GAY were so flaw free ugh.

 

[Dr. Malik]

In more relevant news fun. We Are Young has reached 3 million sales and will continue to remain #1 for weeks to come

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

In more relevant news fun. We Are Young has reached 3 million sales and will continue to remain #1 for weeks to come

Kelly would have been #1 for 7+ weeks if this song didn't blow up.

Yay for Janelle, though.

 

[royalan]

In more relevant news fun. We Are Young has reached 3 million sales and will continue to remain #1 for weeks to come

God I hate that fuckin song...

 

[Mau ®]

That's cute that fun. is doing well. They better enjoy it because

RIHANNA - Where Have You Been: 1.568 (+ 1.057)

Not sent to radio. No promo. Nada. And already getting one million impressions on just one day. I fear for your faves future already.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Projected sales for this week. Adele to duke it out with Nicki but it looks like Adele might get it and have a 24th week at #1

Adele (XL/Columbia) 85-95k
Nicki Minaj (YM/CM/Universal Republic) 80-90k
One Direction (Syco/Columbia) 67-72k
Monica (RCA) 57-62k
Lionel Richie (Mercury Nashville) 50-55k
Bonnie Raitt (Slipstream) 45-50k
Rascal Flatts (Big Machine) 40-45k
Hoodie Allen (Hoodie Allen) 35-40k
Gotye (Fairfax/Universal Republic) 28-32k
The Hunger Games (Universal Republic) 27-30k
Of Monsters & Men (Universal Republic) 27-30k
Trip Lee (Reach) 24-27k
Prince Royce (TOS/Atlantic) 22-25k
Counting Crows (Collective Sounds) 22-25k

Madonna (Interscope) 22-25k

God I hate that fuckin song...

I love it

 

[Phonomezer]

So I was looking for new Spanish music and found out that the Latin Queen is trying it with English again


Boys Will Be Boys
Heat of The Night

Heat of the Night is just a masterpiece

...This isn't Gloria Estefan.

Rihannus WW album sales = 25 million

Jessica Simpson WW album sales = 30 million

Stay pressed.

Rihstitute has only managed 25 million album sales?

Echo slays every lessor on earth. I still listen to it everyday religiously. Cant Breathe, Outta My Head, Alive, Broken, Love Letter, Stone Hearts/Hand Grenades obliterate anything right now tbhhh. Still have my imported Labrynth Tour DVD, #Stan

Take a seat.

Sis, we need to talk, because I have no idea how you could stan for something so beige and lifeless.

The best thing Leona has ever done was get slapped across the face at a signing. I laughed at those tears... FOR A REASON.

 

[Kyon]

Take a seat.

Sis, we need to talk, because I have no idea how you could stan for something so beige and lifeless.

The best thing Leona has ever done was get slapped across the face at a signing. I laughed at those tears... FOR A REASON.

lol you always get on me for who i like you're supposed to support meh

 

[Mumei]

God I hate that fuckin song...

That bit of melisma that's done on the word "sun" makes me break out in hives. Ugh.

 

[Phonomezer]

lol you always get on me for who i like you're supposed to support meh

I support you spiritually, but I live in the real world. There is so much I can take.

Rihanna and Leona are great

 

[Kyon]

I support you spiritually, but I live in the real world. There is so much I can take.

Rihanna and Leona are great

ily sis! i cant even

 

[Dr. Malik]

Rihstitute has only managed 25 million album sales?

and with 6 albums, what kind of flop reign?

Rihanna and Leona are great

oh, you where doing so good

 

[Phonomezer]

ily sis! i cant even

and with 6 albums, what kind of flop reign?

I never realised she was just a SINGLES ACT.

 

[Leona Lewis]

The best thing Leona has ever done was get slapped across the face at a signing. I laughed at those tears... FOR A REASON.

I would get down to your flop level, but no matter how hard I try, I can't sink that low.

 

[Mumei]

I never realised she was just a SINGLES ACT.

Indeed she is.

 

[Kyon]

 

[Phonomezer]

I would get down to your flop level, but no matter how hard I try, I can't sink that low.

 

[SecretMoblin]

God I hate that fuckin song...

we.... agree?

I'm stunned!

 

[Phonomezer]

Indeed she is.

Fitting that Good Girl Gone Bad, the best thing she's managed to do, has the highest album sales WW.

Not a single US #1 album though.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Gerl please. Leona was an innocent victim, but Madonna needs a slap or twenty to get rid of all that ugly.

Now that's all the Madonna shade I'm gonna throw, because as far as I'm concerned "Human Nature" is the barometer by which all the lessors' music "videos" are measured <3

 

[Kyon]

Express yourself don't repress yourself

 

[Leona Lewis]

I'm not your bitch don't hang your shit on me

 

[Mumei]

Just saw a commercial for that Katy Perry movie you guys were talking about.

... Why?

 

[Kyon]

Just saw a commercial for that Katy Perry movie you guys were talking about.

... Why?

Because she struggled to reach the top and we dont understand why she's "weird".

EDIT: that reminds me from what i remembered of the trailer it flashed a headline that said she has more #1's than MJ or something lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Zutroy]

Battleships had a budget of $200,000,000. Holy fuck! But it looks so bad!

Spoiler

Still seeing to watch Rihanna

 

[Delio]

Projected sales for this week. Adele to duke it out with Nicki but it looks like Adele might get it and have a 24th week at #1

Adele (XL/Columbia) 85-95k
Nicki Minaj (YM/CM/Universal Republic) 80-90k
One Direction (Syco/Columbia) 67-72k
Monica (RCA) 57-62k
Lionel Richie (Mercury Nashville) 50-55k
Bonnie Raitt (Slipstream) 45-50k
Rascal Flatts (Big Machine) 40-45k
Hoodie Allen (Hoodie Allen) 35-40k
Gotye (Fairfax/Universal Republic) 28-32k
The Hunger Games (Universal Republic) 27-30k
Of Monsters & Men (Universal Republic) 27-30k
Trip Lee (Reach) 24-27k
Prince Royce (TOS/Atlantic) 22-25k
Counting Crows (Collective Sounds) 22-25k

Madonna (Interscope) 22-25k



I love it

My boys are still sitting pretty It seems. PERFECT.

 

[twobear]

RihSUS is her diety name

isn't that a kind of monkey

 

[twobear]

OH GOD EXPECTO PATRONUM EXPECTO PATRONUM

 

[Phonomezer]

OH GOD EXPECTO PATRONUM EXPECTO PATRONUM

 

[Nemesis_]

This thread is so good

 

[Mau ®]

Who is ready for Rihanna Reign's teas?

She's the artist with the most 100M+ views music videos on youtube, with 10 videos.

Rihanna - What's My Name? ft. Drake - 241.738.941
Rihanna - Only Girl (In The World) - 218.671.309
Rihanna - Rude Boy - 194.973.640
Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music - 163.541.918
Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris - 159.628.560
Rihanna - Man Down - 148.591.352
Rihanna - California King Bed - 111.963.832
Rihanna - Unfaithful - 106.292.491
Rihanna - Take A Bow - 67.428.033 + 66.288.884 Pre-VEVO
Rihanna - Hate That I Love You ft. Ne-Yo - 59.156.725 + 57.208.048 Pre-VEVO

 

[Mau ®]

Nicki Minaj finally does something good (besides super bass) and shades GaGa on twitter

DRAG MOTHER MONSTA FOR DIRTY FILTH!!!!

 

[Phonomezer]

Who is ready for Rihanna Reign's teas?

No thanks, I'm full.

 

[Koodo]

 

[Mau ®]

That's cute bew but it wasnt .99 cents like GaGa's. You could just combine two promos to get it for .99 cents. There's a difference.

I can tell you're pressed at the Rihanna Reign, gurl. Don't be. Instead you should join the #Navy.

 

[Koodo]

That's cute bew but it wasnt .99 cents like GaGa's. You could just combine two promos to get it for .99 cents. There's a difference.

I can tell you're pressed at the Rihanna Reign, gurl. Don't be. Instead you should join the #Navy.

I have no interest in boarding the Titanic.

Especially when my fave has just sold out stadiums across Europe in less than 10 minutes. When will your fave?

We all know the answer to that.

Better marinate that crow with some green tea:

lets see how the BTW tour fares on the markets that will matter: US and UK. Coincidentally the markets where she's not performing well with her latest... music offerings...if thats what people call them...ch

Not a single seat left.

 

[Mau ®]

Better marinate that crow with some green tea:

Call me when she beats Rihanna's LOUD Tour attendance in the UK: 300,000 people. She'd have to book 5 stadium dates. Not even U2 could.

Wednesday October 5: London O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Thursday October 6: London O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Friday October 7: Liverpool Echo Arena [SOLD OUT]
Sunday October 9: Manchester Evening News Arena [SOLD OUT]
Monday October 10: Glasgow SECC [SOLD OUT]
Tuesday October 11: Glasgow SECC [SOLD OUT]
Thursday October 13: London, O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Friday October 14: London, O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Saturday Saturday 15: Birmingham LG Arena [SOLD OUT]
Sunday October 16: Newcastle Metro Radio Arena [SOLD OUT]
Sunday November 13: London O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Monday November 14: London 02 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Tuesday November 15: London 02 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Tuesday November 18: Birmingham, LG Arena [SOLD OUT]
Wednesday November 19: Sheffield Arena [SOLD OUT]
Friday November 21: Manchester MEN Arena [SOLD OUT]
Tuesday November 22: Nottingham Trent FM Arena [SOLD OUT]
Sunday November 27: Newcastle Metro Radio Arena [SOLD OUT]
Monday November 28: Manchester Evening News Arena [SOLD OUT]
Tuesday November 29: Birmingham NIA [SOLD OUT]
Thursday December 1: London O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Friday December 2: Manchester Evening News Arena [SOLD OUT]
Tuesday December 20: London, O2 Arena – [SOLD OUT]
Wednesday December 21: London, O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]
Thursday December 22: London, O2 Arena [SOLD OUT]

 

[Mumei]

Who is ready for Rihanna Reign's teas?

She's the artist with the most 100M+ views music videos on youtube, with 10 videos.

Rihanna - What's My Name? ft. Drake - 241.738.941
Rihanna - Only Girl (In The World) - 218.671.309
Rihanna - Rude Boy - 194.973.640
Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music - 163.541.918
Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris - 159.628.560
Rihanna - Man Down - 148.591.352
Rihanna - California King Bed - 111.963.832
Rihanna - Unfaithful - 106.292.491
Rihanna - Take A Bow - 67.428.033 + 66.288.884 Pre-VEVO
Rihanna - Hate That I Love You ft. Ne-Yo - 59.156.725 + 57.208.048 Pre-VEVO

Out of curiosity, does Rihanna (or any other musician / pop star / what-have-you) get anything out of those numbers, or is this just stan bragging rights?

 

[Mau ®]

Out of curiosity, does Rihanna (or any other musician / pop star / what-have-you) get anything out of those numbers, or is this just stan bragging rights?

Just stan bragging rights.

Her label can get some $$$ if some other videos uses their registered 3rd party content. But otherwise, no.

 

[Koodo]

Call me when she beats Rihanna's LOUD Tour attendance in the UK: 300,000 people. She'd have to book 5 stadium dates. Not even U2 could.

It's cute that Rihanus could sell out somewhere. What about the rest of the world?

I thought so.

 

[Phonomezer]

Caca only has one (small) stadium date in the UK at Twickenham; hardly anything to shout about. The rest of its shows in Europe's largest market are in arenas.

Rihanna is lucky if she could sell out at the local pub.

Both of these hoes just go to prove that people will turn will do anything for a little cheap diversion; they're basically the modern-day circus freak show.

I find it odd that they should have high ticket sales with such poor selling albums though.

Wake me up when your faves sell out Wembley Stadium and play Hyde Park.

 

[krypt0nian]

Again I'm confused.

Is this tour sales going to fix her shit cd?

 

[Koodo]

Caca only has one (small) stadium date in the UK at Twickenham; hardly anything to shout about. The rest of its shows in Europe's largest market are in arenas.

Like the Stade De France in Paris?

I'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation. With a few exceptions, Gaga and Madonna are filling out the same venues in the same cities both tours will be visiting.

Better visit the Kabbalah centre more frequently, your prayers are not being heard.

Wake me up when your faves sell out Wembley Stadium and play Hyde Park.

Wake me up when your faves sell out the Olympic Stadium in Seoul.

 

[Phonomezer]

Again I'm confused.

Is this tour sales going to fix her shit cd?

Huh? Caca's or Rihstitute's? The FEZ soundtrack is better then both of them.

*In which I overstate the relevance of a photocopier*

Their tours are note comparable. Madonna is in a league of her own.

 

[Nemesis_]

Better visit the Kabbalah centre more frequently, your prayers are not being heard.

Amazing

 

[krypt0nian]

Huh? Caca's or Rihstitute's? The FEZ soundtrack is better then both of them.

It's quicker and more honest just to say "no" next time. There is no case to be made for your statement to be anywhere near truthful.

If you want to talk Soundtracks take a look at Hunger Games OST slaying Moldonna's current trash.

 

[Phonomezer]

It's quicker and more honest just to say "no" next time. There is no case to be made for your statement to be anywhere near truthful.

If you want to talk Soundtracks take a look at Hunger Games OST slaying Moldonna's current trash.

I wasn't talking about MDNA or albums in general.

Perhaps you should consult a physician regarding your poor taste though.