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[Dynasty]

Watch, the chippy will be fixed in a week.

 

[Ieu]

Hey - Beales Plaice is now offering a drive thru!

 

[FortuneFaded]

Like brother, like sister.

 

[MikeMyers]

Bobby will come back and avenge the chippe.

 

[Boy Wander]

Watch Ian be more concerned about the Chippy than Michelle.

 

[Dynasty]

Watch Ian be more concerned about the Chippy than Michelle.

And his mom.

 

[Shy]

How many times does Martin fly off the handle? It's his entire character.

But he's so good at it. LOL.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Chick playing Michele is an awful actor

 

[FortuneFaded]

Chick playing Michele is an awful actor

She sang the Red Dwarf theme song; she can do no wrong in my eyes.

 

[Shy]

Chick playing Michele is an awful actor

I think it's more of a case of her being miscast.

 

[Memento Mori]

I don't mind Michelle but every now and then she'll put on a ridiculous sing-song voice.

 

[Vashetti]

I've warmed up to the actress. Her acting is fine, but she comes across as though she should be playing a middle-class character, not your typical Walford local.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I've warmed up to the actress. Her acting is fine, but she comes across as though she should be playing a middle-class character, not your typical Walford local.

This is a good description. She & Martin are supposed to be brother & sister but have wildly different accents. Even her living in America wouldn't account for it.

 

[MikeMyers]

The American guy sounds more Eastern European.

Also happy Brexit day?

 

[FortuneFaded]

I wonder which characters voted Remain and which voted Leave.

 

[MikeMyers]

I guarantee Phil voted to leave.

 

[Syder]

I don't care much for the actress and even if she was excellent it wouldn't fix the fact that her character is just evil.

 

[Vashetti]

Have I missed something? Why is Whitney so shaken up?

 

[FortuneFaded]

So I assume Kush is paralysed now after Denise moved him after the crash.

 

[Vashetti]

Welp.

Poor Sylvie.

 

[Syder]

Have I missed something? Why is Whitney so shaken up?

Going under the bus?

 

[Glirk-Dirka]

Are they gonna let Shirley out of jail early to attend Sylvie's funeral?

 

[Dynasty]

Lol Ian is so bait.

 

[Syder]

What is it with EE and weird racial stereotypes?

 

[Dynasty]

Ben and Jay are fucking hilarious.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Was it supposed to be an homage to Shallow Grave? Especially the POV camera.

 

[Dynasty]

Bex is savage and Lauren learnt a lot from her dad.

 

[Syder]

Whitney's impression of Linda

 

[Shy]

Ben and Jay are fucking hilarious.

They are.

For me, they're the only decent storyline in this show at the moment.

Was it supposed to be an homage to Shallow Grave? Especially the POV camera.

It was.

 

[FortuneFaded]

That grand national dialogue must be one of the most up-to-date references they've ever had on Eastenders.

 

[Dynasty]

Ben and Jay are basically the Chuckle Brothers.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Every encounter with women seems to lead Jay astray. He's going to eventually turn to the dark side.

 

[Dynasty]

Louise is an amazing friend.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Louise is an amazing friend.

Martin is a horrible father and Shaqi is a terrible boyfriend. She really doesn't have the best luck in life.

 

[Dynasty]

Martin is a horrible father and Shaqi is a terrible boyfriend. She really doesn't have the best luck in life.

Shaqi not her boyfriend anymore but yh he was a shit one. Also how could you forget about the aunt?

 

[FortuneFaded]

Shaqi not her boyfriend anymore but yh he was a shit one. Also how could you forget about the aunt?

He basically is. And I was just about to post about the aunt as well.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Just finished the episode. Surely she will physically attack them at some point. This is why children need siblings. By her age, I was a pro at fighting thanks to my older brother.

 

[MikeMyers]

We need a Bex gone Bobby Beale on everyone story.

 

[FortuneFaded]

He looks so much better without that stupid hair:

 

[Dynasty]

Bex dont be an idiot, dont believe her and dont go to the cinema.

 

[FortuneFaded]

At some point I'm not going to feel sorry for her anymore.

 

[MrCarter]

I don't anymore. Louise is such a moron too. So much for being a "Mitchell".

 

[Vashetti]

Any idea when Redwater is out?

 

[FortuneFaded]

Any idea when Redwater is out?

Next month.

 

[Commander Jameson]

I'm so sick of Bex, I'm rooting for the bullies now.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I'll stick with #teambex only because I usually root for the underdog. She's much less intelligent then them.

 

[Ieu]

Well two girls are bullying me and now both are claiming the other is on my side as its gone too far. Nothing suspicious there.

Oh what, 'easter truffles'? Yeah, they're totally a thing I've heard of before - lets put one in my mouth...

Fucking moron.

 

[Vashetti]

Next month.

Nice, I miss Kat so much.

 

[MrCarter]

I'll stick with #teambex only because I usually root for the underdog. She's much less intelligent then them.

School years are some of the most awful in life because you get morons like those bullies thinking they can do whatever they want without any consequence. Hopefully Rebecca becomes a stronger person from all this.

 

[Dynasty]

Lol Jean is amazing.