Stealth brag thread.
There's nothing stealth about the op.
Stealth brag thread.
I'm pretty sure I'm a grower, not a shower, which makes me think even more that you're all just messing with me and pretending this doesn't happen to you.Also, I guess the OP is a shower, not a grower, or he doesn't know to put the seat down.
Almost as bad the dick-in-the-water phenomenon is the splashback. I mean, I'm not going to comment on OP's length but in general American toilets have the water level way too high.
I'm pretty sure I'm a grower, not a shower.
To be fair, I'm in England and our toilets have nowhere near that much water in them. Are American ones really filled that high?
You're all just messing with me. I refuse to believe this only affects a few people.
I'm not even a big guy. I'm only like 5 foot, 8.5 inches.
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
Stealth brag thread.
I'm pretty sure I'm a grower, not a shower, which makes me think even more that you're all just messing with me and pretending this doesn't happen to you.
The only time I can think of that this problem didn't occur was when I had shrinkage from having wet pants at the Universal Studios theme park in Orlando.
Is this normal in america? If so then it's maybe not a brag thread because that's crazy.
No, they're not normally filled this high, though I can't speak for every single toilet in the country.
Is this normal in america? If so then it's maybe not a brag thread because that's crazy.
If you really are a grower and your junk is in the water flaccid, you need to get into porn immediately because you must put several horses to shame. You have a long, lucrative career ahead of you as the man with the 3rd leg, just put a shoe on the damn thing.
Literally every day I am at work. Most public toilets as well. I'm safe at home because I chose toilets specifically to avoid this problem. I know this kind of thread attracts jokes, but it is a real problem and it is genuinely surprising most guys have not experienced it. I've always thought it was one of those common experiences that goes unsaid..
Also I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this being a thing. If you're sitting like a normal person, unless you have a horse-sized peen, I haven't heard anyone above average ever really complain about this thing on some sort of regularity.
+1OP is absolutely right, haters.
I made this observation in an earlier thread.
I guess the consensus was that American toilets are made for small American dicks and thus present something of a problem for our large Euro dicks.
Literally every day I am at work. Most public toilets as well. I'm safe at home because I chose toilets specifically to avoid this problem. I know this kind of thread attracts jokes, but it is a real problem and it is genuinely surprising most guys have not experienced it. I've always thought it was one of those common experiences that goes unsaid.
Err, look above you
In my neck of the woods it is. In in a Chicago suburb and this is very normal on many toilets.
maybe not....americans get in here and explain this!I never experienced this in the UK. I spent 2 weeks in Louisiana and it was a genuine problem.
I never experienced this in the UK. I spent 2 weeks in Louisiana and it was a genuine problem.
Guys, I swear I'm not tying to brag.
Look how high this shit is......
How is this not a problem for most of you!! It's got nothing to do with size!
Did you put the lid down or sit directly on the toilet?
Is this normal in america? If so then it's maybe not a brag thread because that's crazy.
OP is absolutely right, haters.
I made this observation in an earlier thread.
I guess the consensus was that American toilets are made for small American dicks and thus present something of a problem for our large Euro dicks.
Is this normal in america? If so then it's maybe not a brag thread because that's crazy.
You're suppose to have an erection when doing a number two.
It's normal in Canada too. We have so much water that we just waste buckets of it just for shitting and pissing. It's pretty great.
All toilets were like that when I've been to America, it's unnerving.
It's normal in Canada too. We have so much water that we just waste buckets of it just for shitting and pissing. It's pretty great.
Are you guys seriously kidding me? There's like 4 of us in here that confirmed it's a problem. Surely you're all just joking. Are you all so used to just having your tip in the water that you don't even notice any more? I just can't get my head around this not being a bigger problem than it seems.
Yep.Almost as bad the dick-in-the-water phenomenon is the splashback. I mean, I'm not going to comment on OP's length but in general American toilets have the water level way too high.
It is correct. The toilets in the US are weird. Europe is much better. My dick isn't touching the water but I'm with the OP. In some cases the water IS too high.
Why is that anyway. Is your poop weird as well Ameri-GAF??
Dying.This is how I imagine events unfold for the OP
No one takes stealth brag threads seriously
Spiders don't come standard with our toilets.nonon
it's not just about dick-dipping, it's about splashback too
are you genuinely telling me americans don't notice the old faithful that lies below?