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[Brakke]

"Zombine"? Doesn't look like anything to me.

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So what was the most lame reveal this year?

 

[Brakke]

NYT: Donald Trump Is Said to Intend to Keep a Stake in His Briefcase

 

[Brakke]

NYT: Donald Trump Is Said to Intend to Keep a Snake in His Briefcase

 

[Arkos]

Trump goes on Twitter tirade, exclusively uses Woody pull-string quotes

"There's a snake in my boot!"

 

[Fantomas]

I have Friends who can't believe I'm a Gamer... they want to "sex me" what to do?

 

[themagicalkitsune]

S Korea lawnmowers vote to impeach leader

 

[Timeaisis]

US Power Will Decline Under Trump, Says Scientologist Who Predicted Soviet Collapse

 

[Arkos]

Dick Gently's Hole-istic Detective Agency |OT| BBW on BBC, America

 

[Browny]

Is Goatse Neogaf totally dead? (Onscreen stretching)

 

[NateDog]

Did I just screw the pizza delivery guy?

 

[Arkos]

Is Goatse Neogaf totally dead? (Onscreen stretching)

Something something screen tearing

 

[Timeaisis]

Is Florida good or bad for us?

 

[Browny]

Do you still carry hash around?

 

[NateDog]

Trion officially reveals true love

 

[Reverend Funk]

bee movie trailer of the year

 

[StayDead]

Best remix of "We're number one"

 

[MikeHattsu]

How to politically reject someone.

 

[Arkos]

Best remix of "We're number one"

We're Number One but the best version

 

[Browny]

Amazon Completes First Drone Customer Assassination.

 

[PillarEN]

Give Encyclopedia Dramatica a few bucks

 

[explodet]

Trump names Hannah Montana to come in like a Wrecking Ball

 

[maxcriden]

GAF: Nintendo Switch graphics based on Maxwell Criden

 

[paparazzo]

How do you address shit?

 

[Arkos]

How do you address shit?

Gearbox Software LLC
ATTN: Randy Pitchford

 

[Guevara]

Give Encyclopedia Dramatica a few bucks

This made me laugh, thanks.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Top 40 Celebrities who died in 2016

 

[NateDog]

My professor just told me I'll never have a three person baby

 

[red731]

Is this the right time to dive into Bloodborne?

 

[Graphics Horse]

Reversed seating at movie theaters is terrible.

 

[Arkos]

Rise of the Tomb Raider PS4 Patch 1.06 fixes facepalming issues

 

[Browny]

Vulgur daisy chain between Tilda Swinton and Margaret Cho and Dr. Strange.

 

[NateDog]

Playing through The Last Guardian bolstered my dog

 

[NateDog]

are you gonna rackma asshole

 

[Arkos]

Coworker keeps waking me up. To beat ass or not to beat ass?

 

[bluethree]

Trump keeps skipping intel briefings. To report or not to report?

 

[NateDog]

This guy. Stock fucking this guy

 

[Browny]

Do you enjoy wanking?

 

[Arkos]

This guy. Stock fucking this guy

This guy. Stop fucking this guy.

 

[SuperEpicMan]

Not really a parody in a strict sense, but I had an urge to make a "Donald Trump movie reviews" thread after reading this in his voice. (SPOILERS for Arrival)

hmmmhh..

Spoiler

-generic CGI squid-like tentacle monsters, check
-Jeremy Renner, check
-cringey romance schlock, check
-sick/dying child for cheap empathy points, check
-gimmicky and played-out non-chronological progression to trick the viewer, check
-sucking up to China (to get the movie in their market) by showing them as a powerful nation that does the right thing, check
-linguistics = BOOORING, check

2.1/10, try again whoever made this movie.

Spoiler

j/k i enjoyed it very much lol, 8.7/10, much better than Gravity or Interstellar, slightly less amazing than Moon or Europa Report

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Trump plows into market in Berlin killing 12, injuring 48

 

[John Kowalski]

Peter Gabriel :3

 

[NateDog]

SNES vs Genie sounds

 

[Coreda]

Truck plows through market indiscriminately killing and injuring. Vehicle still at large.

 

[Arkos]

Food goes in my mouth, then the poo comes out my butt

 

[Brakke]

Fallout: New Vegas |OT| Ok, I found my new permanent desert ...

 

[NateDog]

2 human centipedes, 6 Polygon charts

Anybody here collect Nutella fingers?

Russian bath lion kills 62 people

(I always feel bad parodying serious threads and especially threads about bad incidents but this is what I keep seeing when I see that thread.)

 

[MikeHattsu]

Actors/Actresses who ruined their careers with a singing movie

Zack Synder war on Christmas continues, Jesse Eisenberg to return all the presents

Daily Mail goes after Snoopy

 

[parrotbeak]

Have you been successful in getting someone to take a dump on your back?

 

[Arkos]

2 human centipedes, 6 Polygon charts

Anybody here collect Nutella fingers?

Russian bath lion kills 62 people

(I always feel bad parodying serious threads and especially threads about bad incidents but this is what I keep seeing when I see that thread.)

I know that feels. But I still parody them. Either every thread is okay to make jokes about, or no thread is.

 

[NateDog]

Gaf, Sell me Drugs