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The man has been eating pizza exclusively every day for the past 25 years (Vice)
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A vegetarian that loves meat and hates vegetables is... is... something. I hope he juices veggies at least. (He doesn't. He'll only eat pizza.)
NEOPARADIGM
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That line goes back to 1994 at minimum (the movie Threesome) and a Cracked article from 2009 uses it as a title. It's not like this dude made it up.
freshlylickedcat
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Dude needs to see a psychiatrist.
jim-jam bongs
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He already does. He found one near a pizza joint he likes.
HalfBakedProphet
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I've been vegetarian almost 5 years. I never stopped eating meat due to taste, I used to love steak and hamburgers.
SwiftDeath
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Guy seems happy doing what he is doing
Shanks D Zoro
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14 inches is pathetic. 18 inches or nothing.
I thought I loved pizza and would gladly eat one everyday, but even I know that a person just can't survive on that alone.
I thought I loved pizza and would gladly eat one everyday, but even I know that a person just can't survive on that alone.
I should have italicized the "and." Not that he's a nutcase for that, but, whew, what a way to make life exceedingly more difficult.
Davey Cakes
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Good for him.
Unfortunate that the man who's capable of eating only pizza for every meal every day eats...cheese only.
Even considering his aversion to meats and vegetables, it's just too bad that he can't venture into the world of pizza toppings. Vegetables of all kinds become AMAZING on pizza.
Unfortunate that the man who's capable of eating only pizza for every meal every day eats...cheese only.
Even considering his aversion to meats and vegetables, it's just too bad that he can't venture into the world of pizza toppings. Vegetables of all kinds become AMAZING on pizza.
If anything this just shows you how useless it is to try and force feed people with general nutrition dogma. There's so many factors that play into what being "healthy" means that it changes from one individual to the next.
That said, it's pretty weird that he's a confirmed type 2 and doctors are telling him he's okay.
That said, it's pretty weird that he's a confirmed type 2 and doctors are telling him he's okay.
Somebody should hook him up with the girl who only eats ramen.
http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/teen-s-strange-ramen-addiction--165713286.html
http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/teen-s-strange-ramen-addiction--165713286.html
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Sad. He can't even go to restaurants with this fiance unless they have pizza. He can't go to a friend's place to have dinner unless they serve pizza. Stuck somewhere? Hope they have pizza.
I mean, if he just ate it all the time because he liked it, but still would eat other things when there was no pizza around, then that's fine. But not this.
I mean, if he just ate it all the time because he liked it, but still would eat other things when there was no pizza around, then that's fine. But not this.
Saw it on ABC a couple of weeks ago. http://youtu.be/_9I_Pr4BHQA I can't fathom living with such a crippling aversion to foods.
Black-Wind
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If he's got some bang up mental problems that keeps him from eating Pizza TOPPINGS then he's messing out something bad.
I mean, I couldn't get tired of Pizza either ... but only CHEESE? Ugggh!
And it's NY Pizza to? That greasy bread all day every day? Ugh ..
CriginsMcJuggs
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manchild. Sack up and eat some vegetables
Because that attitude works wonders for people with eating disorders.
God Dayumm
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There's a pill for that.
BronsonLee
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You're being vindictive over a guy's choice of diet? I dare say, you're a petty weirdo.
SenorArdilla
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So he was once a snotty brat who wouldn't eat his vegetables complete with the whole "shouldn't make kids eat that stuff." Shame about that mushroom incident though. Fungi are delicious.
Black Door
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Would it help him? He seems to reject legitimate help and just surrounds himself with enablers.
Wag
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We're only assuming he has type 2 because he developed it as an adult. It's what most adults have from improper diet.
See You Next Wednesday
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God Damnit, I was expecting a lard ass.
Now I feel bad.
Now I feel bad.
Mushroomer25
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Getting to the point where he explains his various food-related childhood traumas really put his life into context.
Gotta say, if that happened to me, I'd probably be a pretty picky eater as well. Though with him being so open about his past, you'd think it'd be enough to contextualize his actions & inspire some level of change.
Unless there's a load of fiber in that tomato sauce, he likely hasn't shit since the turn of the millennium.
Gotta say, if that happened to me, I'd probably be a pretty picky eater as well. Though with him being so open about his past, you'd think it'd be enough to contextualize his actions & inspire some level of change.
Unless there's a load of fiber in that tomato sauce, he likely hasn't shit since the turn of the millennium.
SpaceShark
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Nope. He doesn't. Cheese only.
Sounds like he had a couple of issues around food growing up, but seriously come on. I can understand if his experience at the daycare turned him off stew for life, but turning him off all foods (except meat, which is by choice) except cheese pizza? That's extremely specific, and seems completely ridiculous.
It is a shame that, as others have pointed out, he seems surrounded by enablers and doesn't seem to want to change his eating habits. It's all well and good to go to a therapist, but if he approaches it with the same attitude he did the nutritionist, what's the point?
I don't believe this guy, didn't believe Ramen girl, didn't believe chicken mcnuggets girl, didn't believe that Indian guy who said he only eats air, etc
too cynical and I've personally known people who use a quirky diet(vegan) as an attention getter. And look here's another one getting attention.
too cynical and I've personally known people who use a quirky diet(vegan) as an attention getter. And look here's another one getting attention.
I hate cooking for myself, love doing it for other people....lot of work for something that takes 15min to eat
Guys, food keeps you alive. There shouldn't even be a debate whether the cost of the time creating something is worthwhile. You can have a perfectly healthy meal and not cook a single thing.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
This is objective fact.
blainethemono
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thought this was gonna be about Ulillillia
SneakyStephan
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Vegetarian, doesn't like vegetables (what is he, eight?) and only eats pizza
that's a special kind of crazy
that's a special kind of crazy
HurricaneJesus
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Dieticians HATE him.
CheesecakeRecipe
Stormy Grey
And his secret that they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!
I just can't believe his logic. I don't want to eat meat anymore(become a vegetarian) but I hate vegetables. Oh I know.. Pizza. What about fruit? And Nuts? I mean shit, he could probably blend the vegetables into a smoothie or something.
He's like yeah I pass out randomly, and one time I totaled my new car because I passed out behind the wheel, but other then that I see no reason to stop. The dude is literally putting his life and others in danger and he thinks its still worth it. He could easily kill someone while driving. At first I thought it was kind of cool, but the more I think about it he's some crazy asshole.
He's like yeah I pass out randomly, and one time I totaled my new car because I passed out behind the wheel, but other then that I see no reason to stop. The dude is literally putting his life and others in danger and he thinks its still worth it. He could easily kill someone while driving. At first I thought it was kind of cool, but the more I think about it he's some crazy asshole.
The12thGripper
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)So you think there are multiple instances of people with the plan to become 15 minutes famous by restricting their diet to one thing in particular for years on end?
When there's a competing explanation where they're simply people with weird eating habits that might get attention on a slow news day?
To everyone else examining his logic - you don't use logic to reason yourself into these sorts of positions. You use logic however invalid it maybe to justify to yourself and others your current position.
NBD with regards to this post, but just to not downplay their illness, they all have eating disorders.
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