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[Poona]

"but when I was 15 or 16, I made the decision to become a vegetarian based on ethical reasoning. I still loved the taste of meat, and I still love it to this day, but due to my beliefs, I gave it up. That was about 23 years ago. I also hate vegetables. "

what.

Surprised he still bases his diet largely on animal products (dairy = cheese) considering he said he became vegetarian for ethical reasons.

 

[El'Kharn]

Calling BS on this. Eating nothing but pizza for that long AND being diabetic...nope

 

[Slayer-33]

I love pizza

If I could marry a pie I would..

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This is going to catch up to him sooner or later. It's pretty amazing he can do that and maintain a normal figure and (relatively) normal health in his 30's, but I doubt he can keep it up forever.

 

[Slayer-33]

This is going to catch up to him sooner or later. It's pretty amazing he can do that and maintain a normal figure and (relatively) normal health in his 30's, but I doubt he can keep it up forever.

In a perfect world a pizza pie would be the equivalent of broccoli nutritionally

 

[SolVanderlyn]

In a perfect world a pizza pie would be the equivalent of broccoli nutritionally

You're telling me... but then, would anyone ever go a day without it? At least half the world's restaurants would have to convert to pizza places.

 

[FartOfWar]

I hate cooking for myself, love doing it for other people....lot of work for something that takes 15min to eat

It takes you a split second to look at the Mona Lisa you rotten savage.

 

[Strike]

My cousin must never know about this.

 

[Hypereides]

"but when I was 15 or 16, I made the decision to become a vegetarian based on ethical reasoning. I still loved the taste of meat, and I still love it to this day, but due to my beliefs, I gave it up. That was about 23 years ago. I also hate vegetables. "

what.

So much that makes little sense in that paragraf. Added to the fact that he also claims to be a vegetarian, and yet resents vegetables.

I don't even

 

[TheJLC]

I used to eat pizza almost everyday. Now I regret that decision. Now I can't run as far or fast as I used to and feel like I'm going to get a heart attack. I'm trying to reverse the damage done by the wonderful food called pizza.

 

[Anonymous Tipster]

This guy is legit. Pontillo's is easily the best pizza I've ever had. I miss it so much.

Those cherry peppers... MAN.

 

[Booker Dewitt]

Patrick Stickles from Titus Andronicus has Selective Eating Disorder also. Sounds like a bad way to live, especially since it's such a ridiculous sounding problem to have.

 

[TwoDurans]

I was expecting him to be 1000 lbs.

 

[Cragvis]

When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home. He swerved off the road and totaled the vehicle

But all the other doctors have said, "Your cholesterol is fine. You seem healthy. Keep doing what you're doing."

nigga needs a new doctor...

passing out regularly due to the diabetes is not healthy.

 

[Sojgat]

Calling BS on this. Eating nothing but pizza for that long AND being diabetic...nope

He's most likely diabetic BECAUSE he's been eating nothing but pizza for that long.

 

[subrock]

I would not want to use the bathroom after this guy

 

[foxuzamaki]

He looks alot skinnier than I imagined

 

[jimi_dini]

"When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home. He swerved off the road and totaled the vehicle, but besides from that isolated incident, his pizza diet seems to be working out for him."

So he got diabetes after a while and was almost killed because of blackouts, that happen "sometimes", but besides that minor detail it works out for him?

 

[Surface of Me]

The man is going to die for pizza.

 

[Forsythia]

A vegetarian who doesn't like vegetables. I thought I'd heard it all.

On a more serious note, this guy needs mental help asap. This is not just a kid who doesn't want to eat his broccoli.

 

[fredrancour]

After actually reading the article.... that is some meaningful childhood abuse. No wonder the dude has extreme food habits.

 

[davepoobond]

A vegetarian that hates vegetables. Hah.

 

[maomaoIYP]

Surprised he still bases his diet largely on animal products (dairy = cheese) considering he said he became vegetarian for ethical reasons.

"Ethical reasons" probably means he doesn't agree with something having to die so that he can eat. Cows don't have to die in order to make cheese.

 

[davepoobond]

"Ethical reasons" probably means he doesn't agree with something having to die so that he can eat. Cows don't have to die in order to make cheese.

I don't know what kind of cheese you eat but I only eat cheese in which the cow must die for it to be made.

 

[iamaustrian]

He's gonna die. Seriously. You can't eat like that every day and not have something go wrong with you eventually.

I just developed type 2 diabetes and the complications from it can be deathly serious.

that's wrong. There are many way more extreme cases where the body just apapted itself perfectly to the "unusual" diet.

best example is the "only raw meat since years" dude:
http://www.medicaldaily.com/derek-nance-brings-paleo-diet-new-heights-eating-only-raw-meat-past-5-years-258609

according to doctors he visited he is not only super healthy and has no shortcomings at all, he also successfully cured his diseases.

 

[Nyx]

Pizza is probably the only food I could eat every day.

But, I don't.

 

[Trent Strong]

Real human being. Real hero.

 

[Pankratous]

Man, he should at least experiment with toppings.

 

[WeaponJohnnyX]

I love pizza, but the thought of eating it everyday for 25 years makes me want to vomit.

 

[kiunchbb]

I've been vegetarian almost 5 years. I never stopped eating meat due to taste, I used to love steak and hamburgers.

Nearly 10 years here, fuck I miss spam and tuna. Like that guy in the article I also not into veggie, instead of pizza addiction I had problem with rice. There are nothing else for me to eat, I changed my diet lately and force myself to only eat rice on the weekend. I guess veggie isn't too bad in a wrap if you had enough variety in it.

 

[LanceVance]

Dude needs therapy for his childhood traumas asap

Also I hope he doesn't drive seen as he blacks out from low blood sugar. Pretty damn dangerous

 

[entremet]

that's wrong. There are many way more extreme cases where the body just apapted itself perfectly to the "unusual" diet.

best example is the "only raw meat since years" dude:
http://www.medicaldaily.com/derek-nance-brings-paleo-diet-new-heights-eating-only-raw-meat-past-5-years-258609

according to doctors he visited he is not only super healthy and has no shortcomings at all, he also successfully cured his diseases.

Meat doesn't raise blood sugar like bread does and this guy is diabetic. He can die.

 

[Kid Ska]

My kind of guy

 

[Wanace]

Dude, come on.

Yeah this same argument can be applied to getting laid.

 

[Espoiral]

My man.

But damn doesn't he get bored of eating the same toppings?

 

[Petrie]

Sounds like my girlfriends sister. It's hamburgers, hot dogs and nothing else. If she's drunk she might have a chicken finger, but she eats McDonald's hamburgers and fries and hot dogs exclusively.

Sucks when picking somewhere to go eat with her family.

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Not only that, the guy has type 2 diabetes, DIABETES. He can lose a limb, go blind, have organ failure, even DIE.

You're missing the most important side effect. Impotence.

I can live without a leg. I'd be lost with a limp dick.

 

[Famassu]

Soo... I'm guessing the only reason why he isn't totally dead/in supershitty shape already is because the pizza has cheese (so... proteins), some kind of tomatosauce (a lot of different vitamins, fiber & other nutrients) and oregano (which is kind of a superspice with lots of antioxidants), so he's at least not completely deficient in a lot of those things, though I'm sure this kind of monotone & somewhat unhealthy food-habit will catch up to him at some point in the future (well, the diabetes would suggest it already has), as some deficiencies don't necessarily mean you'll see immediate negative results, they might build up and your body will start to fail years or even decades later.

 

[Shadybiz]

I sure hope he tips his delivery driver.

The Brunswick Stew that he described sounds freakin' delicious.

Man I love pizza, but I don't think I could do it more than once or twice a week. My wife and I used to eat DiGiorno pizza a bit more than we should have. As a result, we packed on many pounds. We're both much better now, though.

 

[oxidax]

I dont know if im jealous or terrified. I freaking LOVE pizza, but idk if i would eat just that for 25 years and beyond.

 

[reggieandTFE]

My friends dad was a vegetarian who only ate potatoes. No meat, no veggies, just potatoes with some other processed crap thrown in from time to time. He was also a crazy old mailman and addicted to Vicodin.

 

[XT Vengeance]

He only eats cheese pizza? WTF? Not even pepperoni. That just seems silly.

 

[cyberheater]

He only eats cheese pizza? WTF? Not even pepperoni. That just seems silly.

He's a vegetarian. Did you not bother to read the OP.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Became vegetarian

doesn't like vegetables.

 

[lethial]

He sounds like a whiny man baby about food. What a chump.

 

[kick51]

seems like bullshit

 

[shuri]

that post about type 2 diabette got me wondering; if you have a limp dick because of it, can stuff like cyalist and viagra work?

 

[daveo42]

If I could, I'd eat pizza every day too. But I like toppings on my pizza and didn't really enjoy being on a vegetarian diet. It'd never work out for me...

 

[Out of Working Order]

I can safely say this guy never had sex

Why? Because he only eats pizza?

 

[Allforce]

I know a guy like this, mid 40s, diabetic, thin as can be.

Eats McDonalds. Every. Single. Day.

Guy has a wife and kids, she cooks amazing homemade healthy meals every night, and she and the kids eat that while he goes and gets a double quarter pounder. Doctors have given him a totally clean bill of health. It's bizarre.