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[Septimus Prime]

This is GAF after all.

1)
Obviously Cate Archer is not my real role. I'm pretty sure I mentioned earlier that I created cover roles before the game started and this is one of them. I thought that if I had put so much time into creating all these covers, I might as well have some fun.

By the way, thanks for shitting all over my work, Haly. Have you seen the guns they use in NOLF? I think claiming that the flavor text said "Shepard Arms P38 9mm Pistol" was even less believable. Maybe I should've gone with Pistol, eh.

The imaginary win condition? Well, I had actually attempted to hint that it might be more complex ("All that's left...") and I had entertained the thought that maybe some players don't start off as the Cyborg, so it would've been more difficult. I decided to not pursue it though once I realized that you guys were intent of lynching me. I had also originally entertained mission-related conditions or having to kill multiple roles, but very little would have really worked for NOLF and I didn't feel like going completely overboard.

2)
My real role is Robin Hood, the Archer. No second life, no immunity. Three arrows, all have to kill their target for me to win. If that doesn't work, I have to survive until the end. I don't have to kill during the night.

3)
First night I targeted roytheone, but nothing happened and I kept my arrow. The second night I targeted him again, this time successfully. I'm somewhat sorry about that roy, but then again you were the backup for the doctor, which kinda would have went against my role, so it was actually a bit lucky. Why roy? Nothing personal, seems like a wonderful guy. In all honesty, well...Palmer claimed I had forgotten about him. Also I didn't want to kill any new or inactive player and other reasonable targets were on a mission.

4)
Well, I think there's more to say, e.g. regarding the strategies, suspects and plenty of other things, but before I come up with some really long post, an intermission: Any questions?

So, what, you fire off three arrows right now and kill three people? I'm assuming you won't be shooting at Ezekel, either, since we don't know for sure if he's bullet/arrowproof.

In fact, if you kill three people who are currently voting for you, won't you potentially save yourself from a lynch?

 

[Haly]

I am Archer, the Heroic Spirit.

My nightly ability is to SWISH my wine cup, like so.

Sorry if I'm breaking your rules Ourobolus. I know you put a lot of effort into these.

 

[Palmer_v1]

He meant that he doesn't have to kill EVERY night, not that he can kill during the day.

 

[El Topo]

So, what, you fire off three arrows right now and kill three people? I'm assuming you won't be shooting at Ezekel, either, since we don't know for sure if he's bullet/arrowproof.

In fact, if you kill three people who are currently voting for you, won't you potentially save yourself from a lynch?

What? I can only kill at night and only once per night.

 

[cabot]

I'm not a serialkiller. I only killed roy. That said, only three arrows, i.e. at most three kills.

Guys, I've actually just got information in on El Topo, He's changed up his appearance to try and fool our lynching abilities!

 

[Ourobolus]

I am Archer, the Heroic Spirit.

My nightly ability is to SWISH my wine cup, like so.



Sorry if I'm breaking your rules Ourobolus. I know you put a lot of effort into these.

I hate all of you.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

I am NeoGAF, the Gaming-Age Forums. My win condition is to prove Joakim Mogren is CG, or else I am forced to eat crow.

 

[El Topo]

I hate all of you.

Save me, Ouro. I will be your arrow. I will punish them. None shall mock you if you spare me.

 

[cabot]

UNVOTE

I will be voting you, but I dont want the day to end early.

Was I the only one who laughed when Septimus misunderstood the claim?

 

[Palmer_v1]

UNVOTE

I will be voting you, but I dont want the day to end early.

Was I the only one who laughed when Septimus misunderstood the claim?

I sighed and considered voting for him.

 

[Blargonaut]

Save me, Ouro. I will be your arrow. I will punish them. None shall nock you if you spare me.

 

[Haly]

By the way, thanks for shitting all over my work, Haly. Have you seen the guns they use in NOLF? I think claiming that the flavor text said "Shepard Arms P38 9mm Pistol" was even less believable. Maybe I should've gone with Pistol, eh.

No problem. It was the "lipstick", really. I think you didn't properly internalize your fakeclaim so you were thinking of SEDUCE and got your makeups mixed up, eh heh heh heh.

Setting that aside, the situation hasn't really changed, except we've now (soft) confirmed that Topo can NK more than once. I don't buy this claim 100%, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's another layer to it. Do we let him take another shot at someone? I would say no. Mostly out of fear that he might kill me tonight.

 

[El Topo]

No problem. It was the "lipstick", really. I think you didn't properly internalize your fakeclaim so you were thinking of SEDUCE and got your makeups mixed up, eh heh heh heh.

Setting that aside, the situation hasn't really changed, except we've now (soft) confirmed that Topo can NK more than once. I don't buy this claim 100%, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's another layer to it. Do we let him take another shot at someone? I would say no. Mostly out of fear that he might kill me tonight.

No, it was intentional actually. In NOLF2 there is the Lipstick Spy Cam and the Mascara Stun Gun. Seriously, am I the only one that played those games?

 

[cabot]

Alright, alright. You guys just don't get it, but I'm afraid my last role WAS A LIE

I am actually....

Cupid, God of desire, erotic love, attraction and affection (and also famous Archer)

The picture above isn't actually true to scale, my arrow is much bigger, trust me on that.

My win condition is when I win over YNNNY's heart.

To aid in my quest, I have the following tools available to me:

Cupid's Bow +6, Great Ring Of Possession

I'll reach my win condition, damn it!

 

[cabot]

Seriously, am I the only one that played those games?

Come on now, it's in the great nether realm of no licenses with SWAT 4. How can you expect us to have played it? Illegally?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Alright, alright. You guys just don't get it, but I'm afraid my last role WAS A LIE

I am actually....

Cupid, God of desire, erotic love, attraction and affection (and also famous Archer)



The picture above isn't actually true to scale, my arrow is much bigger, trust me on that.

My win condition is when I win over YNNNY's heart.

To aid in my quest, I have the following tools available to me:

Cupid's Bow +6, Great Ring Of Possession

I'll reach my win condition, damn it!

Yo don't you think that might make her uncomfortable considering she's the only girl here?

Phrasing

 

[El Topo]

Come on now, it's in the great nether realm of no licenses with SWAT 4. How can you expect us to have played it? Illegally?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Am I really the only one that old?

 

[Haly]

Yep.

 

[cabot]

Am I really the only one that old?

How dare you, I'm 25. I was aware of NOLF back in the day but I never did get round to it.

 

[Ourobolus]

Hey fuckers, I'm old enough (31) to know about NOLF. Jerks.

 

[cabot]

Yo don't you think that might make her uncomfortable considering she's the only girl here?

Phrasing

Possibly the greatest challenge of my win condition

 

[Sorian]

Hey fuckers, I'm old enough (31) to know about NOLF. Jerks.

31? You look terrible for your age.

 

[Ourobolus]

31? You look terrible for your age.

I drink a lot.

 

[Hobohodo]

Septimus can not be for real.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Morning gang!!!

Seems like shenanigans have been going on whilst I was grabbing my beauty sleep!!!

LOL at el topo revealception~ how deep do we have to go in XD

Brb backreadin

 

[Septimus Prime]

I am apparently really bad at rules. I will stfu in the future.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

I am Archer, the Heroic Spirit.

My nightly ability is to SWISH my wine cup, like so.



Sorry if I'm breaking your rules Ourobolus. I know you put a lot of effort into these.

wuzzat m8? I couldn't hear you over the sound of being the real Archer.

 

[Mazre]

I am the Elf, my win condition is to shoot the food before the wizard gets it.


VOTE: El Topo

 

[El Topo]

I'm laughing so hard right now. Totally worth it, if only for all this.

I am apparently really bad at rules. I will stfu in the future.

I would elaborate that I can only use my power at night, but I fear others would interpret that as making up stuff.

 

[El Topo]

So yeah, basically that's it. I could explain why I did what I did, how I misread other players or how I decided to embrace my inner Blarg, or who I actually consider suspicious, but I don't think it'll help you guys much.

It was a lot of fun. Next time I'll probably lay low and play reasonably again, but given the theme I just couldn't resist. Can't really go full Blarg if you're town or mafia, so I had to seize the opportunity.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Is... is it too late for me to role claim guize?

I'm... Legolas, The Prettiest Archer. I win when .....I win by default. Also I am now a Prince. Suck on that, haters.


cabbeh, lol you are so funny! but your winning condition is way too easy! i habitually lose my heart to random people it all begins when i was a child and my mother and father was gunned down in an alley after an opera viewing~

.... i mean at least you should have tried for Darryl's heart. now that would be a challenge :>

El Topo, im glad you had your fun? I guess? Septimus has been blundering since D1 so I dont think you can take credits for his beautiful ballet of fail :> But, playing for funsies actually can create a fair bit of distraction from the Agency's winning objective cuz we end up spending heaps of time chasing imaginary leads .... but okies, I acknowledge that you have Blarged all over our game o7

Spoiler

but srsly tho XD, my SO is super amused at you guys' antics lol

 

[squidyj]

fuck this mickey mouse bullshit there's no reason to keep topo in the game, let the fucker hang.

Vote: El Topo

btw my role is Kenny McCormick, My power is to sometimes make unintelligible posts and always show up in the next episode, even though I died.

 

[Mazre]

That moment when you suspect you may be playing forum mafia with a telecom exec.

 

[Kevyt]

Well time to reveal my real role then:

Welcome!

You are Seath the Scaleless!

A powerful ancient being that transfers his soul to other beings, such as the Duke's dear Freja continuing the search for immortality.

With the primordial crystal activated you are immortal.

Your abilities are white dragon breath and crystal soulspear. You are also able to bestow someone with your moonlight great sword should you die.

Epic role tbh.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

So yeah, basically that's it. I could explain why I did what I did, how I misread other players or how I decided to embrace my inner Blarg, or who I actually consider suspicious, but I don't think it'll help you guys much.

It was a lot of fun. Next time I'll probably lay low and play reasonably again, but given the theme I just couldn't resist. Can't really go full Blarg if you're town or mafia, so I had to seize the opportunity.

Actually, lets hear it, before you are exited, who's your suss list, for realsies this time. I mean you kept dodging all game long in favour for Blarging but now that you are done, maybe you can finally contribute ....

:3





Anyway~ Um, I wanna get back on track gang! Lets?

So, assuming that Topo is soon verifiable, Seath's weird roleclaim may also be held verifiable for using the word "Unaligned"?

There were 2 Neutrals in SW and 3 Hutts and 2 Imperial Agents (23 players). In AC, I think there were 3 HHAs and 1 converted? (please someone confirm, i didn't read AC thoroughly)... so 7 out of 23 in SW and 4 out of 23 in AC.

On Topo and Seath's soon-to-be verified Unalignment.... That means 2 Neutrals in our Archer game, how many KGBs are we liking on this info? I think, at least 2 would be a good baseline? I mean can be more, of course, but I think at least 2.


RE: Septichan

Not sure if he's really playing dumb or what, at the moment. But no, Septichan, you shouldnt stfu in the future, we have enough quiet players coasting through the game as it is already. Just uh... try to read carefullyer.


Ping Ping - Ping Pong

QB has said a message that he'd be unavailable, so that's understandable. And I guess I will wait to see the result for Ouro's pings on Possum.

 

[QuantumBro]

Sorry for not posting yet today, I keep writing down theories during work that become wrong as soon as I check the thread from home, lol.

So, I see everyone wants to lynch El Topo because of how he's been acting today, but I don't think it's our best move for today. We should send him and Ezekel alone on the mission and have El Topo target Ezekel, since if I understand Ezekel's role correctly, he shouldn't die unless El Topo is Honeypot and then we'll have both of their roles confirmed as best as we can, and can potentially use El Topo's last kill which we kinda should, cause we kinda need to kill a KGB agent sometime soon. And in the odd case that Ezekel dies, we know El Topo is the Honeypot and can just lynch him tomorrow.

But, if that seems too risky for everyone, can I make another recommendation; we should only be sending people who haven't yet gone on the missions along with Ezekel. Again, if I understand Ezekel role correctly, then the only way he can really help us out right now is to try and get the Honeypot to kill him on the mission, because in that case, we'll only have to choose from three people.

Sorry if something like this has already been discussed, there's way too much for me to read and remember in this thread.

 

[Enker]

Let’s be lucky nobody roleclaimed Katness Everdeen, Archer on Fire before me, because otherwise we’d have a counterclaim on our hands.

I count 7 El Topo votes right now, which is less then 10, but close enough to be careful. I feel like there’s more Archers to come out of the woodwork so I won’t contribute to the day potentially ending early today.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Sorry for not posting yet today, I keep writing down theories during work that become wrong as soon as I check the thread from home, lol.

So, I see everyone wants to lynch El Topo because of how he's been acting today, but I don't think it's our best move for today. We should send him and Ezekel alone on the mission and have El Topo target Ezekel, since if I understand Ezekel's role correctly, he shouldn't die unless El Topo is Honeypot and then we'll have both of their roles confirmed as best as we can, and can potentially use El Topo's last kill which we kinda should, cause we kinda need to kill a KGB agent sometime soon. And in the odd case that Ezekel dies, we know El Topo is the Honeypot and can just lynch him tomorrow.

But, if that seems too risky for everyone, can I make another recommendation; we should only be sending people who haven't yet gone on the missions along with Ezekel. Again, if I understand Ezekel role correctly, then the only way he can really help us out right now is to try and get the Honeypot to kill him on the mission, because in that case, we'll only have to choose from three people.

Sorry if something like this has already been discussed, there's way too much for me to read and remember in this thread.

THANK YOU.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

You missed it, but I have spent 6 pages arguing with people about that very plan. Please read through what has been discussed.

 

[QuantumBro]

You missed it, but I have spent 6 pages arguing with people about that very plan. Please read through what has been discussed.

I'll skim through the stuff I missed while dinner's cooking and then post my thoughts.

 

[squidyj]

You missed it, but I have spent 6 pages arguing with people about that very plan. Please read through what has been discussed.

here's what's going to happen with your plan.

more lies and uncertainty. it's a waste of time.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Sorry for not posting yet today, I keep writing down theories during work that become wrong as soon as I check the thread from home, lol.

So, I see everyone wants to lynch El Topo because of how he's been acting today, but I don't think it's our best move for today. We should send him and Ezekel alone on the mission and have El Topo target Ezekel, since if I understand Ezekel's role correctly, he shouldn't die unless El Topo is Honeypot and then we'll have both of their roles confirmed as best as we can, and can potentially use El Topo's last kill which we kinda should, cause we kinda need to kill a KGB agent sometime soon. And in the odd case that Ezekel dies, we know El Topo is the Honeypot and can just lynch him tomorrow.

- Already stated that this does not confirm our roles, only that he can kill and that I am bulletproof.
- Has admitted to killing a townie
- Has flip flopped multiple roles
- Has claimed not to be ISIS
- Each claim has him stating he basically has one shot left. So he will be useless either way
- You can't trust him

I don't understand how this isn't an automatic lynch El Topo for most ppl.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

I don't understand how this isn't an automatic lynch El Topo for most ppl.

^ I don't mean that we should end early. But ppl continuing this theory to let him survive. This is even worse than when Kark tried to play both sides, since ET's kill are limited any. If he is taking credit for killing Roy, why would we even need to confirm he has the ability to kill?

 

[Spoiled Milk]

^ I don't mean that we should end early. But ppl continuing this theory to let him survive. This is even worse than when Kark tried to play both sides, since ET's kill are limited any. If he is taking credit for killing Roy, why would we even need to confirm he has the ability to kill?

We don't, since I know you are not bulletproof anymore. :^)

 

[EzekelRAGE]

We don't, since I know you are not bulletproof anymore. :^)

Believe what you want. But why are you happy at the fact that you think I am not bulletproof?

 

[Darryl]

^ I don't mean that we should end early. But ppl continuing this theory to let him survive. This is even worse than when Kark tried to play both sides, since ET's kill are limited any. If he is taking credit for killing Roy, why would we even need to confirm he has the ability to kill?

I'm fine with ending early anyways at this point. Let's cleanse ourselves from these weak talking points. Just can't wait to crack El Topo open to find a regular Ole Ordinary Drone dead set on wasting our time.

 

[Haly]

Pretty sure he has something related to killing.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

I'm fine with ending early anyways at this point. Let's cleanse ourselves from these weak talking points. Just can't wait to crack El Topo open to find a regular Ole Ordinary Drone dead set on wasting our time.

Im with Darryl. I doubt he will say anything of value, and his flip will verify shit for realsies!

But if any of you still wants to discuss something else material, speak naaaaaaooooooo

 

[QuantumBro]

Responses below...

- Already stated that this does not confirm our roles, only that he can kill and that I am bulletproof.
That's more than we know for sure right now.
- Has admitted to killing a townie
Townies die, it's mafia. Let's be honest, if you were him and didn't get the kill on night one, wouldn't you go after that person again on night 2?
- Has flip flopped multiple roles
Which makes him seem like he's a neutral, cause a KGB should be better prepared.
- Has claimed not to be ISIS
Never thought he was.
- Each claim has him stating he basically has one shot left. So he will be useless either way
One shot is enough to make the KGB scared of him and get rid of him.
- You can't trust him
Is there someone in this game you can trust?

I don't understand how this isn't an automatic lynch El Topo for most ppl.
I don't know about you, but my role says I win when all KGB players are dead, not when all KGB and neutral players are dead. Lynching El Topo right now is saving the KGB from having to use a night kill on em.

Honestly, you seem to be really afraid of letting El Topo live and go on the mission, which says a lot, cause you really should be indifferent to all this if you're telling the truth to us.

Also, you ignored the second part of my post, why?

VOLUNTEERS

Mazre
squidyj
EzekelRAGE
Palmer_v1
===BACKUP===
Darryl

Am I the only one who thinks this volunteer list sucks? Three of the people on it have been on every mission so far, we need to get new blood in there, with the exception of Ezekel. And why did no question squidy volunteering out of the blue?

I really don't like having both Palmer and Mazre going on another missions and would really like one of them to volunteer, so that's where my vote is going.

Vote: Mazre

El Topo, can you please volunteer for the mission?

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Responses below...


Honestly, you seem to be really afraid of letting El Topo live and go on the mission, which says a lot, cause you really should be indifferent to all this if you're telling the truth to us.

Also, you ignored the second part of my post, why?



Am I the only one who thinks this volunteer list sucks? Three of the people on it have been on every mission so far, we need to get new blood in there, with the exception of Ezekel. And why did no question squidy volunteering out of the blue?

I really don't like having both Palmer and Mazre going on another missions and would really like one of them to volunteer, so that's where my vote is going.

Vote: Mazre

El Topo, can you please volunteer for the mission?

He never answers my question directly: why does he not want to be tested for bulletproof? I think he is not bulletproof, is a town that told Palmer the conditions under which he is protected, and his been hiding in the missions ever since.

Either that, or he is scum. Please not how Darryl will only contribute when it comes to discrediting me, trying to lynch El Topo, and telling me he will "fuck" all my "anti-town plans".