Hissing Sid
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What is a Drop Bear?
Ninja bear indigenous to the continent of Fourecks, or EcksEcksEcksEcks if you’d prefer.
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What is a Drop Bear?
I think I read or saw on Nat Geo that Grizzlys are more concerned about finding their next meal.Let me tell you the difference between grizzly and a hippo. Grizzly is very cautious animal if it sees potential threat it likely back off while hippo would give 0 fucks and charge at it. The battle will probably be like grizzly running away as far as possible and won't fight back.
Your Australian drop bears are cute, but not nearly as fierce as the common North American parachute Grizzly.Drop bears don't use parachutes.
How 'bout now?
How 'bout now?
Taken out of context, your anti-hippo propaganda. Clearly this was assisted suicide, the antilope would have been dead anyway.
Are you sure about this order?I actually did a deep-dive on this one night for fun. The supposed pecking order of who would kill who for land animals seems to be:
1. Elephant
2. Hippo
3. Rhino
4. Tiger
5. Polar bear
Obviously you'll have disagreements and special situations, but given the tools at their disposal, this is how it'd generally play out.
Hippos just kill anything and everything on sight.
Are you sure about this order?
That's a sloth bear keeping the Tiger at bay, not a grizzly or polar bear. I don't think the Tiger has much of a chance against a grown Grizzly?
They just need to grind out a few levels on boars first.So bears must actually resort to accessories and microtransaction in order to defeat a hippo?
I actually did a deep-dive on this one night for fun. The supposed pecking order of who would kill who for land animals seems to be:
1. Elephant
2. Hippo
3. Rhino
4. Tiger
5. Polar bear
Obviously you'll have disagreements and special situations, but given the tools at their disposal, this is how it'd generally play out.
I don't think the list is vs humans though.Not a bad list, but you'll see/hear the Elephant coming. They announce how they feel.
The Hippo that's about to fuck up your tourist boat ride is probably underwater and won't phone ahead.
Interesting.Only this bear
Arctotherium was named by Hermann Burmeister in 1879. A specimen of A. angustidens from Buenos Aires shows an individual estimated, using the humerus, to weigh between 983 and 2,042 kg (2,167 and 4,502 lb), though the authors consider the upper limit as improbable and say that 1,588 to 1,749 kg (3,501 to 3,856 lb) is more likely. It would still make the genus the largest bear ever found and contender for the largest carnivorous land mammal known
I don't think the list is vs humans though.
Animal vs animal.
Do you guys think that, I, can fuck up a hippo with a single Bic lighter ?
How much dynamite do you have?Do you guys think that, I, can fuck up a hippo with a single Bic lighter ?
Not a bad list, but you'll see/hear the Elephant coming. They announce how they feel.
The Hippo that's about to fuck up your tourist boat ride is probably underwater and won't phone ahead.
Are you sure about this order?
That's a sloth bear keeping the Tiger at bay, not a grizzly or polar bear. I don't think the Tiger has much of a chance against a grown Grizzly?
This might be the only time I say this. That is an adorable Hippo.
Clearly the bear is no match for this vicious hippo.
I’ve seen that! That poor Crocodile never had a chance.Crocodile versus (admittedly a whole heap of) hippo: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ea...dile-attacked-and-killed-by-angry-hippos.html
You don’t want none of this, bears.
Did you just assume i can read??Did you just assume elephants’ interest in tourism?
Yeah, I've read somewhere that in XIXth century people in America liked to set up fights between bears and lions, and bears would win almost all of them. Big cats can cut you with their teeth and claws, but bears can just crush a skull with a swing of their paw. It's like a surgeon with a scalpel knife fighting a big guy with a hammer, if he can get to a weak spot the surgeon can be deadly, but chances are he won't have the opportunity.
It's how I eat them too!
Did the hippos eat them all??No.
There's a reason Africa doesn't have bears.
A Hippo would never be able to beat a Rhino.I actually did a deep-dive on this one night for fun. The supposed pecking order of who would kill who for land animals seems to be:
1. Elephant
2. Hippo
3. Rhino
4. Tiger
5. Polar bear
Obviously you'll have disagreements and special situations, but given the tools at their disposal, this is how it'd generally play out.